Hero Wanted
Drew and my mom are culties by proxy, for sure. Drew usually only looks at the picture threads. He thinks Sinatra is pretty cool and could have fun chasing the cats with Bear.
Aww, haha, he most definitely would.
This is how I see The Cult.
She gets us! She really gets us!
For some reason I do too... Weird.
Is my indifference to everything make me seem robotic?
I'm only passionate about a very few things in life, if that makes me indifferent then so be it.
You're not indifferent, but you certainly want to come off as indifferent. Otherwise, you simply haven't truly tasted those sweet, sweet pleasures you claim to be indifferent towards. Then again, you could just have a neurochemical issue goin' on, I don't know.
Si vis pacem, para bellum
Is Kenzie short for mackenzie? Is Kenzie even your name?
Think I've gotta throw some Ignition in the stereo now.
My name is just plain Kenzie none of that ugly mac in front of it.
Can I call you K? I promise not to call you Special K.
Alright then.
Nobody mentioned cats to her, only lobsters and sammichs.
Well I just sorta assumed everyone loves cats. I also don't know if I will ever understand your love for as you would say lobsters and sammichs.
Derek has a cat named Cujo, and as a test he usually asks the new people if Cujo is a good name for a cat.
Also an old Cultie called BigShrimpn always asked if they'd like some lobster.
Not sure where the sammiches came from.
Not sure where the sammiches came from.
I asked about sammiches cuz i was hungry in one of the welcome threads then Tuffy and Berto ran off with it.
Not sure where the sammiches came from.
The story is finally coming together.
Has it? I don't understand it myself.
This is why we can't have nice things.
I've still never been offered any lobster.
Well not completely and it probably won't ever
I never even made an intro thread. I kind of just.. showed up.
I dont understand were this tread is going...
BUT, I was totally almost in a bank robbery once though, we were walking out as they were walking in, real low key, note to teller, gun in pocket, no one got hurt. To be honest we were all really bummed we missed it...
PS You not stopping a beer robber has nothing to do with your grandpa unless he shot him on the run from the law.
BUT, I was totally almost in a bank robbery once though, we were walking out as they were walking in, real low key, note to teller, gun in pocket, no one got hurt. To be honest we were all really bummed we missed it...
PS You not stopping a beer robber has nothing to do with your grandpa unless he shot him on the run from the law.
You obviously didn't get my attempt at humor then.
That happens alot...
I'm feelin' a Love Match!
This is why we can't have nice things.
8th RULE: If it's your first day at THE CULT you HAVE to write in THE NEW MEMBER'S WELCOME CENTER.
I just showed up...
Like a tornado...
A drunken, undereducated, redneck tornado....
Is that a joke?
I'm still newish, but I can't tell when tuffy is kidding either. I just assume he is.
Hearing this music makes me want to watch season 1 again. Like a lot. I'll probably have to watch it. Don't try to get me to watch season 2, though.
"A celibate clergy is an especially good idea, because it tends to suppress any hereditary propensity toward fanaticism." -Carl Sagan
"Am I cruel? Probably. Is she an idiot? Yes." -jane s.
Hearing this music makes me want to watch season 1 again. Like a lot. I'll probably have to watch it. Don't try to get me to watch season 2, though.
I miss this show.
When am I not kidding?
This is why we can't have nice things.
8th RULE: If it's your first day at THE CULT you HAVE to write in THE NEW MEMBER'S WELCOME CENTER.
Well to be fair, the welcome center didn't exist in 2006. I was casual, not really an active poster.
I never made an intro thread.
It's never too late.
I didn't make one either. mostly because I was a lurker for quite some time before and after making my account.
...I want to make one.
“if you want to be a bird,” you said once, “with colorful plumage and buoyant trills, you must also be ready for hollow bones."
...I want to make one.
You should make one like a personal ad like man seeking compainionship.
1. When I was about 17 I came home late one night from babysitting. My folks were out at a party, and my younger siblings were staying at their grandparents. I went into my room and saw my stereo and CDs missing. "Hmmm, that's odd." I thought. I went into the dining area and saw all my folk's CDs missing (except for The Pogues). I called my mum at the party and asked her if she'd loaned my stereo and all our CDs to someone. Nope. Just then someone ran across the dining room and to my sibling's bedroom. I dropped the phone and saw the window wide open and swinging.
I went back to the phone and told Mum. I called the Police. Mum and Dad sped back home. Turns out the robbers/thieves/whateverthefuck also took all the meat from the freezer and my brothers ritalin. That was really sucky. I was really pissed off about my CDs being taken.
2. I love The Cult picture Kenzie. You get us.
3. I never had a Welcome thread either.
I guess you could say I am one of you that's why I get you.
Why did they leave the Pogues? That would haunt me. Keep me awake at night. Wondering.
This is why we can't have nice things.
Things are moving kind of fast in this relationship...
The Pogues thing bothers me too. And the meat thing. The getaway driver must've been a Celt hating lion.
Things are moving kind of fast in this relationship...
Easy tiger...
Things are moving kind of fast in this relationship...
I didn't mean being one of you referring to The Cult.
I simply meant that I'm one of those people who referred to as weird because I read (I still don't see how being well read is weird), and because I don't get happy when new episode of jersey shore comes on, and that I'm the type of person who bottles up their emotions and when they eventually spill they're more passionate and genuine then anything that's escaped a normal persons mouth.
I strive to be below average and/or higher than average, as long as I'm not considered the same as every other mundane person on this Earth
You're unique like all the rest of us, yay!
This is why we can't have nice things.
Has anyone called you weird because you read?
Could you define "well-read"? I would like to think of myself as well-read, but don't deserve to be called such.
This is why we can't have nice things.
Could you define "well-read"? I would like to think of myself as well-read, but don't deserve to be called such.
If I would have known someone was going to question me I would have just read well instead.
Seriously... I have never been told I'm weird for reading. Nor do I bottle up my emotions. I don't think being average is anything to scoff at, either.
BUT... yeah, fuck Jersey Shore.
Si vis pacem, para bellum
I don't bottle my emotions, I simply reason myself out of them. Then the pesky things come back with vengeance as soon as I think we are good.
BUT... yeah, fuck Jersey Shore.
The kids there must be a lot nicer then the ones here.
That is true though... You DO NOT talk about The Cult.
I don't talk about you guys to anyone. Only people who live with me, or have lived with me since I joined, know about you all. It's ok to talk to them though, they are like default culties, culties by proxy.