Hero Wanted
My dad called me Peter Parker because I did nothing to stop a man running out of the gas station with stolen beer, now my Grandpa is going to die just like Peter's Uncle Ben. :c
Have you ever been in a store while it was being robbed?
Well you see I need someone to save him.
I once saw a guy steal a whole honey ham from a grocery store. He just walked over to it, grabbed it and ran out. I have to say it was crazy, but that ham was delicious.
I can be your hero, baby.
I can kiss away the pain.
I will stand by you forever.
You can take my breath away.
“if you want to be a bird,” you said once, “with colorful plumage and buoyant trills, you must also be ready for hollow bones."
You know in all the years I've been here I've never been sigged?
I guess I should have said armed robbery because this man had a gun.
And I once saw a man stuff a turkey in his sweater. He didn't get away with it, it's hard not to notice a man nonchalantly walking with a turkey stuffed in his shirt.
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I once stole some gum from a store when I was a kid and my mom make me take it back and apologize but I was crying too hard once I realized I had done something bad
after a lot of wheezy crying my mom shuffled me out of the store.
“if you want to be a bird,” you said once, “with colorful plumage and buoyant trills, you must also be ready for hollow bones."
Now I can't stop thinking about the terrible movie with Cuba Gooding Jr.
I saw a guy run out of a cigarette store with one of those big cigarette displays they used to have.
I can kiss away the pain.
I will stand by you forever.
You can take my breath away.
This.
"A celibate clergy is an especially good idea, because it tends to suppress any hereditary propensity toward fanaticism." -Carl Sagan
"Am I cruel? Probably. Is she an idiot? Yes." -jane s.
What are you talking about this looks like a promising movie.
Silly Steve, posting a song McKay already linked. His post above made me laugh though.
fuck
"A celibate clergy is an especially good idea, because it tends to suppress any hereditary propensity toward fanaticism." -Carl Sagan
"Am I cruel? Probably. Is she an idiot? Yes." -jane s.
I stole a Nintendo Power magazine from Kroger when I was a kid.
I was never caught.
BONNIE TYLER 4EVA!
You know in all the years I've been here I've never been sigged?
Yes, but I doubt you had a gun on you.
In all seriousness, I have kind of a hero complex. It's gotten me in more trouble than it's worth.
Never get involved unless someone is in immanent danger, and even then be smart about it. My nose can't take any more brokes.
You know in all the years I've been here I've never been sigged?
I've been shot at does that make me a hero?
A hero isn't someone who isn't afraid. A hero is someone who's scared shitless and stands up anyway.
Or some such.
You know in all the years I've been here I've never been sigged?
Or some such.
Do I need to bump my hero thread?
You've a hero thread?!
You know in all the years I've been here I've never been sigged?
Have you ever been in a store while it was being robbed?
He stole beer, or robbed the store? Robbery is taking something from someone by either implied or direct violence. Theft is unauthorized taking. Theft is a property crime, robbery is a violent crime.
So he robbed a store for beer? This isn't computing. He took the beer up to the counter, pointed the gun at the clerk, and said, 'don't prevent me from leaving with this'?
"They sold you hippies grunge, hip hop, now liberty activism."
CONSPIRACY!
"A celibate clergy is an especially good idea, because it tends to suppress any hereditary propensity toward fanaticism." -Carl Sagan
"Am I cruel? Probably. Is she an idiot? Yes." -jane s.
I've never been in a store while it was being robbed, but I had my roommate's boyfriend arrested last week because he thought it'd be totally cool if he came in our house and started to hit her. I shut that shit down real quick.
The sudden popularity of ridiculously oversized bags among girls my age around the time I was in middle school can be traced back to all the thefting going on.
Have you ever been in a store while it was being robbed?
Don't worry. Some handsome mysterious masked stranger WHO TOTALLY WASN'T ME! stopped him. The robber fell out a window.
Have you ever been in a store while it was being robbed?
Don't worry. Some handsome mysterious masked stranger WHO TOTALLY WASN'T ME! stopped him. The robber fell out a window.
I would have to say that you are Peter Parker then.
hmmmm.. hero songs. only song I can think of with any sort of hero in it.
My room mate was robbed at gun point in my kitchen once, by a guy he invited over. I wasn't home, popped out to the store for twenty minutes, came back to a house full of cops. We thought he went out to clear his head, the room mate, after everything but the next morning I was getting dressed and James came running when I screamed, I saw his foot sticking out from under our bed. He had slept under it all night. James yanked him out by his foot and slammed him on the wall, he ran out of the apartment and we never saw him again. Didn't even come back for his things.
That was a weird weekend.
Duh.
I never knew there was so many hero songs. Also I'm drawing something for The Cult.
Awesome.
Jumping right in. One liner posts and all.
I kinda like this girl, even with the oblivious apathy.
This is how I see The Cult.
What is "The Cult"?
Also, that's so full of win. You're super. I like you.
Also, that's so full of win. You're super. I like you.
My life is complete.
Awesome x 10.
Also, that's so full of win. You're super. I like you.
My life is complete.
I'm glad. It's good to know that I have the ability to complete lives. I mean really, that's what I want in life. To make someone feel like their life is worth living. You keep making amazing art, keep on doing what you love, and I'm sure you'll leave a beautiful mark on the world. And on our skins.
Edit: Also, I realized that the mixture of sarcasm and truthfulness may confuse one or both. I'm aware I don't actually complete lives. The rest of that is totally true.
I think my lobster deserves a x100
I think my lobster deserves a x100
If you cook it and serve it with butter.
We'll consider it.
Also, that's so full of win. You're super. I like you.
My life is complete.
I'm glad. It's good to know that I have the ability to complete lives. I mean really, that's what I want in life. To make someone feel like their life is worth living. You keep making amazing art, keep on doing what you love, and I'm sure you'll leave a beautiful mark on the world. And on our skins.
Edit: Also, I realized that the mixture of sarcasm and truthfulness may confuse one or both. I'm aware I don't actually complete lives. The rest of that is totally true.
Yes I'm sure I will leave my mark on the world, but I'm afraid my marker will run out of ink one day.
Also, that's so full of win. You're super. I like you.
My life is complete.
I'm glad. It's good to know that I have the ability to complete lives. I mean really, that's what I want in life. To make someone feel like their life is worth living. You keep making amazing art, keep on doing what you love, and I'm sure you'll leave a beautiful mark on the world. And on our skins.
Edit: Also, I realized that the mixture of sarcasm and truthfulness may confuse one or both. I'm aware I don't actually complete lives. The rest of that is totally true.
Yes I'm sure I will leave my mark on the world, but I'm afraid my marker will run out of ink one day.
Everybody's marker runs out. It's not about how long you can write for, but how deeply your mark is engraved in the fabric of human consciousness. Nobody reads Rousseau because he was a prolific writer, they read him because his words had gravity.
Have gravity.
Also, that's so full of win. You're super. I like you.
My life is complete.
I picture everything you write in a robot voice. Can I call you Vicki?
I picture everything you write in a robot voice. Can I call you Vicki?
ME TOO.
That said, your drawings are... fiendish... that's another compliment you can add to the pile.
Yes. Round these parts, being a fiend is a lovely thing.
I have been the clerk getting robbed on several occasions. Not. Fun.
Mom's gonna fix it all soon.
We don't need another hero...
Me thinks this chicky has been lurking around for a while...
Nobody mentioned cats to her, only lobsters and sammichs.
What is this I don't even
Si vis pacem, para bellum