Help Make My Novel More Fun!
It's already known around here that I like to incorporate Spike's little one-liners into my novel. Last I checked, he was cool with this. What I want to do has never, as far as I know, been done before: I want a whole list of funny little one-liners or short jokes from people of the Cult, which I will endeavour to put in strategic places throughout the narrative. That way, everyone will have taken a part in the writing of this book. Whoever participates will be acknowledged at the start of the book, of course. The point is that if I relied only on my own humour, there'd be a big Phil-overdose. This way we can all take part!
The following example comes from a little post Spike made over a year ago:
Walking around, bane of the bored, was no fun. He sat on a bench in the mall and eavesdropped on a conversation between a man reading the evening paper and his wife. “I heard that in Lincoln a guy died and his family found 47 stolen tombstones in a storage locker he rented,” the man said.
“How awful,” said the wife.
“Based on the actions of this one guy we can rightly assume Lincoln is full of jerks.”
Help me do this, guys! Find the funniest posts on the Cult and post them there! Share little jokes.
Spartan art is the real made hysterical.
Shit, I hadn't thought about that.
Spartan art is the real made hysterical.
Sorry bud, any I have I need for my novel.
Allergy Warning: This post might contain the word nuts or in the case of the "Dress Down Thread" a picture of my nuts.
Sorry bud, any I have I need for my novel.
Put this in it ^
So i pretty much think anything bella says (labelleza that is) is hysterical, and quote-able... i just happened upon this in PA, she has better...but this was the latest
Re: Pointless Announcements
Columbia sounds like a great town. How can it not be with a name like that?
I think you'll like it better there Shana, or I hope so, and I do hope that works out.
I just found out that spain-ish phone numbers are crazy long. Well maybe not crazy, but it seemed like a lot. I talked to my cousin who's been living in Madrid for a few months now. He said his new local friends say he drags his vowels out too much. It seems that all the young people in my family are determined to move to spain, apparently the new way to achieve the american dream is by moving to europe. He used to sell cell phones in the mean streets of south america, and now he has to (gasp) wear a tie. And learn to drive. And start lisping. It's required.
I wish I was funny. As it stands Phil, you get no help from me. None. Write your damn book yourself dumbass! Dedicate it especially to me for my encouragement and support throughout the process.
you should use, like, everything Ive ever said in the history of this site!
So i pretty much think anything bella says (labelleza that is) is hysterical, and quote-able... i just happened upon this in PA, she has better...
You think I'm funny! That's so sad! Seriously, people that don't know me very well think I'm a sarcastic asshole. I know this because people have said to me "I used to think you were a sarcastic asshole." They didn't say asshole, they said bitch actually, but asshole seems closer to what they meant. Yeah, I think I know what they meant better than they did. Maybe I should smile more. But thanks shotgun, I like ya too.
Anyway, I thought Ritt and Vendetta were hilarious. I can't tell you why because they've been gone for so long and the search engine is horrible. You know who else was funny? RAPE. Rape was the bomb. I don't have any examples for the same reasons.
"Do you wanna hear a joke?
Yeah, so do I"
Mongol General: This is good. But what is best in life?
Mongol: The open steppe, fleet horse, falcons at your wrist, and the wind in your hair.
Mongol General: Wrong! Conan! What is best in life?
Conan the Cimmerian: Crush your enemies, see them driven before you, and to hear the lamentation of the women.
Just look at my signs you stupid Asshole!!!!!!
I am fucking out of here!
Good bye Cult. I will be back next week, maybe.
Moonie, I regret nothing.
Mongol General: This is good. But what is best in life?
Mongol: The open steppe, fleet horse, falcons at your wrist, and the wind in your hair.
Mongol General: Wrong! Conan! What is best in life?
Conan the Cimmerian: Crush your enemies, see them driven before you, and to hear the lamentation of the women.
phil are you okay baby?
the search function doesn't work. so you're doomed!