Happy Days, Derek!
It's Barca Boy's birthday today!
Happy Birthday!!!!
Also, I wouldn't want Cujo to feel left out, so here's a cake for him with fishfingers around the side:

xoxo
Yay Thanks Girls. I wasn't sure I deserved a birthday thread this year at the Cult!
I will be around more in future.
Of course you do!
happy birthday, dear derek. here have some candy.
Happiest of birthdays, Derek. May your days be full of fun and lovely women.
yay derek!
princess daisy has a cake for you!

“if you want to be a bird,” you said once, “with colorful plumage and buoyant trills, you must also be ready for hollow bones."
Happy birthday Derek !
Catchy, isn't it ?
Now the same in the stadium :

Once, Derek met a balck person. Once.

Happy Birthday to you Derek!
Whatever Whore!
Happy birthday, Derek!
I got you a cake but Lindsay thought it was hers. But I think you can forgive her 


Have a good one, brutha!
Happy Birthday Derek!
Lindsey is cutting a cake, that has her face blowing a kiss to you, for you.

She also ordered a cake that she was supposed to pop out of for you but they didn't make it big enough.

She told me to tell you Happy Birthday and that she has a special surprise for you if you ever visit L.A.
He totally got the tattoo!!
Happy birfday, yo.
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"They sold you hippies grunge, hip hop, now liberty activism."
Happy birthday dude. Your fandom is an inspiration.
psst... Derek's Irish, not Scottish...
Edit: Though I can sort of see the Irish connection considering the Catholic/Protestant split. But still.
Edit again: I'm beginning to see more and more of the connection.
Edit x 3: okay, this is seriously interesting.
Ha-peee Birth-deee
Man is the cruelest animal.
I actually forgot to wish you a happy birthday...




For the second time, happy birthday.