Happy birthday Roseate
I hope your day is lovely and you have a lot of fun and get awesome presents.
Happy birthday. 
Happy sweet sixteen Gabby!
I guess this means it's my sixth cultiversary!
"I'm glad I live in the GPS era. In a different century, I would've set off to visit the other side of the village and wandered off into the mountains and been eaten by a carnivorous plant. Or discovered the Americas."
-LaJessica
Habby birthday Gabby.
The above is a typo but I am going to leave it. Have a wonderful day girl.
Happy Birthday, lady!
Happy birthday Technicolor!
Thank you all so so so much. It was a lovely day and it means a lot that you went out of your way to wish me one, or in Tuffy's case, a happy birth birthday
Happy Birthday Gabby!
I'm glad you had a good birthday. The only thing I really know about you is that you're pretty young. And that you seem like a really mature person (much more so than me, anyway) and you're very nice to have around.
So I don't know why I chose this cake picture for you. I want to impart wisdom but I don't have much to offer, I suppose. Oh well, please pretend it tasted good.
Thank you both so much for the kind words and cakes
I will try to remember yours when I'm drunk and hopefully it will prevent me from making too poor of choices.
I did my best!
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