Happy birthday, Hattie!
It's your birthday! Have all the fun! 
Here's a cake(?) in the spirit of your upcoming trip:

Happy birthdaaaaaaay! Enjoy it!
Tell those bitches to keep their damn boyfriends at home for the night
But enjoy your birthday meal, regardless. xx
Ohhh thanks guys - those are all awesome cakes! I used to have the Carebear figurines too!
And thanks a lot for the Wall love as well! 
Omg like, I have no idea what to wear this evening!
It's my party... I'll cry if I want to!
Joyeux Anniversaire, mademoiselle! 
yay hattie, have a really good one.
here, for when you are back home !

Happy Birthday Hattie!!
tea cakes!

Happy Birthday Harriet!
I hope you have a great day and that your dinner party is fantastic. 
Teacakes. Of course. If there are coffee cakes then there are tea cakes.
Happy birthday Hats !


A teacake is different to those. Those might be good cakes for afternoon tea but a teacake is: http://www.thegreatbritishdiet.co.uk/Articles/Teacakes.html
Also not to be confused with the hot cross bun.
I'm passionate about teacakes.
Wow, Sema. Cherry cupcakes. Must...nom.

This is why we can't have nice things.
Here's a cake(?) in the spirit of your upcoming trip:

Every time I see this I think the strawberry's are actually bacon.
Which I would not put past Americans at all.
Wow, I thought that was bacon too. But it's all berries.
Happy Birthday Hattie! I hope you have a lovely day and great evening out with good friends.
xx
Now I want to make a cake frosted with bacon.
Cakon.
This is why we can't have nice things.
Dearest Hattie,
May your birthday be blessed with many, many slices of bacon cake.

Hell yes!
Cake on the cakon on the cake.
I love that you've said this at least twice this week. Or last week. Whatever, you said it and I like it.
Hope you have a great birthweek and I hope you like cupcakes.

It's the song I default to when I feel like I'm being a brat
Anyway thanks a lot for your well wishes guys, it was a good birthday. My work didn't really know it was my birthday even though I brought a cake in (it's a weird office tradition) but I was glad in a way. The Vietnamese restaurant was really nice and they were excellent hosts. One of the waiters moved my hair out of my face as I was blowing out the candles because he thought I was going to go up in flames! Oh and I got cool presents and best of all, no hangover! (Last year I spent most of my birthday with my head in a toilet).
Success!
Hmmm, bringing in cake on your birthday is not common in the UK? Not everyone does it in Norway, but where I lived in The Netherlands you kind of couldn't get away with not doing it.
I think it should be your work team bringing in the cake, I mean it's your birthday! Then again, I think it does serve as a reminder for them..."Oh it's your birthday?!" *quickly goes to buy a big ugly card from Hallmark for all your colleagues to sign*
Haha.
I agree that it should be like that, but for some reason it's not. Maybe bringing a cake is like inviting people to celebrate your birthday with you? Hm.
I am glad you had a good time. Did people bring their others afterall or not?
Thanks, Pep! Only one boyfriend and I'd already said it was okay for him to come. Result! 
If they try that shit again break them all up in sneaky ways: a sexy text here, a pair of knickers there = nice intimate (low-key) birthday meal.
I just realized that I've been one of those bitches who brings uninvited dead weight to other people's parties and doesn't ask permission.
And even I think Amii's knicker planting plan should be Plan A next time.
I like the thought of all these women crying and Harriet with a party hat and cake and a big grin around a table.
I want you to plan all my parties.
hah, they were probably crying inside.
sorry I'm late, been in a work induced haze the last few days - I'm glad you had a wonderful birthday, Hattie! I forgot you and Sonck were birthday buddies!
Much love.

Ps. send me your address plzkthx!
Happy Belated Hattie! I've run out of cool cakes. Everyone else stole them.
You can give her this one.

Or this one.

Or this Snow White and the Five Noddys cake.

This is why we can't have nice things.
Better late than never
Haha, I think we had a joint birthday thread once. Are you guys still in touch at all?
yeah, we talk on gmail chat all the time, caught up with him last time I was back home. He and his wife just had their 3 yr anniversary 




Happy birthday, Hattie!
