Happy birthday!
Thu, 11/29/2012 - 19:06
Damien Ronald Mayfair! I found you a cake tower almost as tall as you are long.
Exibit A:

You're probably not hearing this so I hope you're either a-resting or a-partying. And I just want you to know... I couldn't a-quit you if you had a million alibis.
Thu, 11/29/2012 - 19:25
#2
Happy Birthday Ronaldo hope you're having a great day in the rain.
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I will shit internationally!
Thu, 11/29/2012 - 20:00
#3
Happy birthday dude!
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"A real ordeal with a side of novelty"... Fiend has described my whole fucking life.
Thu, 11/29/2012 - 20:43
#4

I crack myself up.
Happy birthday, mang.
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This is why we can't have nice things.
Fri, 11/30/2012 - 02:31
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All the rum.
Fri, 11/30/2012 - 03:16
#6
i looked for manly cake. this is what first came up.

enjoy !
Fri, 11/30/2012 - 03:37
#7
Happy birthday, Ronnie! Have a great day. 

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Call my cat stupid again mother fucker. One more fucking time, I dare you.


He should cook us something!