Happy 21 Jessica!

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Wed, 03/20/2013 - 02:02

#51

labelleza

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Joined: 09/23/2007

Liberum69 wrote:

Here's one for the post-whores... my wives, I mean.

Boom, divorce.

Wed, 03/20/2013 - 02:36

#52

Liberum69

Joined: 10/22/2009

I'm keeping the ring pop.

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Wed, 03/20/2013 - 02:38

#53

Liberum69

Joined: 10/22/2009

Amber and I deserve it. We should've broken up when you cheated on us, but we're just more forgiving than you.

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Wed, 03/20/2013 - 02:41

#54

labelleza

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Wait, what flavor was the ring pop? Maybe we can still work this out...

Wed, 03/20/2013 - 02:45

#55

Liberum69

Joined: 10/22/2009

Watermelon. You fucked up, baby. The sweetness of our love is lost to you forevermore... unless you have 85 cents... but... it won't be free. And free is always sweeter.

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Wed, 03/20/2013 - 02:53

#56

labelleza

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Fuck. I thought it was cherry.

Now I really want both a banana and a ring pop. But those are two things I always build up in my mind so far above what they are in reality.

You remember Baby Bottle Pops?

Where you'd dip the crystallized sugar into the granulated sugar and then suck it all off? Those were disgusting. Do you think they still sell them around here?

Wed, 03/20/2013 - 02:58

#57

Liberum69

Joined: 10/22/2009

You just guessed your would-be anniversary present.

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Wed, 03/20/2013 - 07:33

#58

Fano

Joined: 07/14/2009

labelleza wrote:

Fuck. I thought it was cherry.

Now I really want both a banana and a ring pop. But those are two things I always build up in my mind so far above what they are in reality.

You remember Baby Bottle Pops?

Where you'd dip the crystallized sugar into the granulated sugar and then suck it all off? Those were disgusting. Do you think they still sell them around here?

"Lick the bottle, dip it, and shake it... and lick it again!"

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big S wrote:

Bitch, craft my nuts on your chin, i'm the craftiest craftsman who ever crafted a craft.

Wed, 03/20/2013 - 11:51

#59

labelleza

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Joined: 09/23/2007

This guy knows what's up.

Wed, 03/20/2013 - 14:49

#60

pepper

Joined: 02/25/2009

What the hell? Jess is divorcing us?

Fine. Whatever.

I get PA , Hooray, NMI, The Art Thread, What are you Listening to, What are you Reading, Picture threads, DressDown and Shoutbox.

You can have the TV&Movie threads, Buzzkill, TMI, Ailment, These Are The Rules, and all the SPAM. It's fair because with the SPAM you get more that triple what I get.

Wed, 03/20/2013 - 21:44

#61

labelleza

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Joined: 09/23/2007

Whatever. It's a delicacy in some parts of the Pacific.

Wed, 03/20/2013 - 21:48

#62

pepper

Joined: 02/25/2009

I get visitations on your birthday thread.

I think every other hour every day is fair.

Wed, 03/20/2013 - 22:26

#63

labelleza

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Joined: 09/23/2007

Hey, Irina is its mother. You have to take that up with her.

Fri, 03/22/2013 - 23:29

#64

Enough

Enoughs Enough!

From: In my head....can't escape.

Joined: 03/26/2011

I'm hanging around to be a rebound, possibly your actual Soulmate. I'll make you forget all about those two. I'll give you ALL the baby bottle candies Wink

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