Happy 21 Jessica!
Okay, NOW I'm gonna have to visit you up north.
Si vis pacem, para bellum
My gift will be watching my hilarious drunken antics... in 3D!
Si vis pacem, para bellum
I got you this.
You're gonna have to wrench it away from that little girl by force though.
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This is why we can't have nice things.
Also.
This is why we can't have nice things.
Happy birthday! 
This one actually looks like you.
This is why we can't have nice things.
We can't see the first picture, Tuffy.
Try it now, bubbeleh!
This is why we can't have nice things.
You're gonna have to wrench it away from that little girl by force though.
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Ahaha! Good luck with that, Jes.
The girlie hasn't touched it yet, Jess has a chance!
WOOHOO! Happy birthday!
Awwww, thank you soooo much Irina. I'm actually having a pretty terrible week so this thread is officially the highlight of it. All of it. You WON my spring break / 21st birthday.
You're the neediest drunk ever. I mean, I don't know how delicious you would be compared to Imke's wolf fish dinner. There's room in my heart for both of you though, really.
that couldn't POSSIBLY be the neediest drunk thing someone has said to you.
That's not even the neediest drunk thing *I'VE* said to you.
Welcome to this side of the age scale.
So confused. But look! I got you something too!
I don't even remember why this shit makes me think of you. I'm no longer on the inside of our inside joke but for real, that looks really fucking good, doesn't it?
Oh my god! It's going to look like you're having epiphanies RIGHT AT ME!
Disgusting.
Racist.
You're gonna have to wrench it away from that little girl by force though.
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Adorable! I love them all.
Nice! I haven't gotten a real life cake yet. Someone promised to bake me one yesterday but forgot the cake mix. Weirdly, she did not forget the Funfetti frosting. So... we all ate spoonfuls of that sprinkled with sprinkles.
Like stoned, homosexual hobos under a bridge.
The moral of my story is that my friends are dead beats and enabled the disgustifiction of my birthday so you now have all their jobs.
As do you! I love this cake. Even though I'm terrified of sharks so it's pretty much my worst nightmare acted out on a baked good. I'm a bit of an adrenaline junkie though so I'm alright.
Happy birthday! I got you a black Jessica Rabbit cake!
Got any birthday plans?
Why thank you!
I suppose I do have plans but really, nothing good. I'm not in a very social mood. I kind of just want to get it over with and then go back to school.
Geeze. What's wrong with me.
have a sweet day, lovely lady.
I wish you a very super happy lovely great wonderful and coooooool birthday!
I can't believe you are a Pisces, Jess. You seem far too extroverted and fun to be one of us.
Again?
have a sweet day, lovely lady.
I'll try my best! I can't tell if that computer is made of food stuff. I'd probably have to lick it to make sure.
Your face is super great lovely wonderful and coooooool.
Haha. Nah, I'm just okay at faking it. Almost everyone I know is extroverted to the max, so I just copy them since they seem somewhat well adjusted. But that's exhausting which is why I spend so much time here. Of course I'm in the Pisces club for a reason, they don't just let anybody in.
It caught me by surprise too.
that cake is supposed to be a cake indeed. it doesn´t look super yummy though, does it.
here have some homemade apple tart with cinnamon and maple syrup. fresh from my oven.
Did you steal that tableware from Marie Antoinette's dining room, Barbara?
So jealous!
the plates are actually from my grandma and the cups are second hand.
oh, and the plate the tart is actually sitting on is zara home, as are the tea towels. i love love love zara home.
Whaaa I never see stuff as cute as that in Zara Home!
*opens Google*
here have some homemade apple tart with cinnamon and maple syrup. fresh from my oven.
You tease. That looks delicious.
"I'm glad I live in the GPS era. In a different century, I would've set off to visit the other side of the village and wandered off into the mountains and been eaten by a carnivorous plant. Or discovered the Americas."
-LaJessica
Happy birthday, little lady!
"I'm glad I live in the GPS era. In a different century, I would've set off to visit the other side of the village and wandered off into the mountains and been eaten by a carnivorous plant. Or discovered the Americas."
-LaJessica
“The man of knowledge must be able not only to love his enemies but also to hate his friends.”
― Friedrich Nietzsche
Seems about right.
This is why we can't have nice things.
here have some homemade apple tart with cinnamon and maple syrup. fresh from my oven.
I love your photographs. That is ridiculously good looking. I'd still want to lick it.
Happy birthday, little lady!
Thank you! I'm just a regular sized lady now though.
Maybe this weekend. Definitely not today.
happy birthday girrrl, you'll be a (wonder) woman, soon
also this, because.. geez, clean your room ok?
Happy Birthday Jessica!
Yay! Sugar rush 
I've seen that cake before and I want it just as much now as I did the first time I saw it. I could do without all of the food coloring, though.
"I'm glad I live in the GPS era. In a different century, I would've set off to visit the other side of the village and wandered off into the mountains and been eaten by a carnivorous plant. Or discovered the Americas."
-LaJessica
Happy birthday Jessica! I'm running a bit late saying, but I hope you have had a nice day whether you like it or not and your week better be nicer to you too or I'll just have to have a little chat with it.
Happy birthday, baby. I love you.
Aww, that's sweet, it's your niece's birthday, too, Mike?
I feel like I missed something...
Chris is attempting to be funny.
Chris is being funny.
*fix'd
Hah! You are both nuts.
I laughed.
Jessica is 21 already? They grow up so fast.
Don't they? She was just a baby when she came bouncing in here.
"I'm glad I live in the GPS era. In a different century, I would've set off to visit the other side of the village and wandered off into the mountains and been eaten by a carnivorous plant. Or discovered the Americas."
-LaJessica
Eeeps, sorry I missed your birthday. Hope you did something awesome!
You know in all the years I've been here I've never been sigged?
Is puking on a policeman's shoes awesome?
This is why we can't have nice things.
Sorry I'm late Jess, but I hope you had a great Birthday!
Whatever Whore!
also this, because.. geez, clean your room ok?
Sweet. Although people have been telling/singing that I'll be a woman soon for about a decade now. But earlier this year I really did realize I now refer to myself as woman instead of a girl... so it finally happened, I think. I've evolved.
Can you... can you see me right now? Because my room is a disaster. Or have the rumors about its filth just reached New York at this point? I'm cleaning it tonight. I promise!
Yay! Sugar rush :D
Thank you! That's Kit's cake but I'll borrow it for a while.
Don't worrryyy about it. I didn't really celebrate it until you posted this.
I did have a better weekend. It wasn't crazy or anything (mostly because my crazier friends all spent the week in Vegas... WITHOUT ME... it's okay though, they're bringing me back an ugly oversized t-shirt).
I got successfully intoxicated at some point and during this, a friend told me I should apply for a job at his car insurance company. This sounded like a BEAUTIFUL idea to me and I spent at least 4 hours that morning (still drunk) updating my resume. I haven't really done much lately so really what I mean is that I tried out every single font to see which looked better. The answer was whatever default one I had in the first place.
So I guess we'll see how impressed he is with that. I realized later that I spelled one of my new reference's names wrong but I don't think anyone will notice. "Annna" is probably someone's name.
Other stuff happened and almost none of it involved cops or even vomit... so it wasn't perfect but maybe next year I'll do better.
Thanks, babe. You can't tell but I reciprocate those feelings sometimes.
Chris is being funny.
*fix'd
Classic Chris.
Last year you said I was older than you thought I was. All I do is disappoint you.
Pfff... for your information, I haven't grown at all since then. I don't know what that proves but there it is.
I forgive you. I didn't do anything awesome but I did have fun.
It is now! I'm glad you're around, I missed you.
I think jessywessy is so bees knees I am posting in here to ensure her thread continues to have more posts in it than mine. She deserves all the posts.
Oh shoot, you're right. That's Kit's cake.
Belated Birthday cake love.
I assume the flavor is unicorn with a butter cream frosting. Sprinkled with the joyous tears of a virgin Sylph, listening to Yo Yo Ma rendering Bach on cello. Go ahead, taste the magic.
*sorry, about the 2nd hand kit kat cake. So ashamed. My bad.
I'd taste all that magic.
Whadda dork.
I'll take the post though. I'll take all the posts.
Here's one for the post-whores... my wives, I mean.
Si vis pacem, para bellum
I got you this quote to remind you of all the things you're not going to remember from this point on
You're the neediest drunk ever. I mean, I don't know how delicious you would be compared to Imke's wolf fish dinner. There's room in my heart for both of you though, really.
that couldn't POSSIBLY be the neediest drunk thing someone has said to you.
That's not even the neediest drunk thing *I'VE* said to you.
Welcome to this side of the age scale.