"Guest" Appreciation Thread

I used to be a lurker, but I never, never printed out anything. I promise. Scout's honour.

Objectionable Ways to Kill Your Neighbor's Dog will never stop being read because it will never stop being [B]epic[/B]

I never lurked as a guest- signed up on my first visit, then started posting after a while.

congrats

Man, i'm really starting to dig the sarcasm around here.

My question is: are a disturbing amount of guests still looking at the Lindsay Lohan thread.

Lindsay Lohan, I missed that, she's hot, even for a cracked out junky.

You know it's true.

Tourist?

Come join up lurkers!

I don't really like the idea of people hunched over their keyboards, sweating and chewing, getting excited and printing off old threads. Well, thats how I imagine lurkers anyway. Come and prove me wrong folks !

[QUOTE=xec8;1029224]These lurkers. All they do, it seems, is revisit the same few threads ([I]child fuck dolls exist[/I]! or[I] new kid and a vasectomy [/I]or [I]objectionable ways to kill your neighbor's dog[/I]) over and over, or view printable versons of threads from 2003.

What gives, Guest? Announce yourselves. Join the fucking Cult and quit lurking.

Why do they print out old threads? What do they do with them? Is the government involved?

Why are half the threads from 2005 locked?

Something is going on and we all know it... we need our own B. Facepuncher to find out what that "something" is.[/QUOTE]
It's just people from search engines getting sent to the printable versions of threads.
These guys are still sex-perverts though; what kind of a search would lead you to the child sex dolls thread?

I want to know why those 2005 threads are locked too. I wanted to bump one of mine a little while back and was unable because of this mysterious crop of locked threads!

Worse than the Guests are the weirdos who are actually members here but choose to log in as invisible. Perverts!

I'd rather they stayed as guests. There are already too many members whinging about their depression on here, and their insomnia, and other sorts of arsery. And yeah, this post was just an excuse to post the gif.

[IMG]http://www2.b3ta.com/host/creative/46786/1188493975/Throttle.gif[/IMG]

If these guests are here because a search engine brought them here, what does that say about the guests? They Googled "vasectomy," "child fuck dolls," and "how to kill dog."

What makes me a little sad is that we are supplying the delicious material for lurkers with child fuck doll fetishes.

Are we really that sexual?

[QUOTE=Vendetta]These guys are still sex-perverts though; what kind of a search would lead you to the child sex dolls thread?
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[QUOTE=xec8;1029330]If these guests are here because a search engine brought them here, what does that say about the guests?[/QUOTE]
:happysad:

They probably use some kind of dedicated sex-pest search engine

[QUOTE=Vendetta;1029348]:happysad:

They probably use some kind of dedicated sex-pest search engine[/QUOTE]
Oops!

Sometimes they look at pretty uninteresting threads, though, too; recent ones that are boring as hell... or this one, even. Maybe some Guests have just taken a shining to everyone on here and read every thread pretending they're a part of something. Oh ew.

Guest Viewing Thread: Laws On Marriage (America)

[QUOTE=Vendetta;1029321]Worse than the Guests are the weirdos who are actually members here but choose to log in as invisible. Perverts![/QUOTE]

I'm watching you.

I always see lurkers looking at "14 Year-old pussy!"

I bet they are deeply dissapointed once they enter that one.

too many guests are looking at user profiles

I feel a bit paranoid when I see someone viewing a thread I created. I mean I Wuv You Guys doesnt have anything to do with lurkers. After reading that they must think Im a big Wuss.

There should be tracking methods. I hope I become a mod one day. I am going to do nothing with my time on the cult but track these assholes and find out as much about them as I can.

I saw a guest yesterday reading up on My Mum Is In Hospital. Whats up with that.

Now someones reading the Barca Boy appreciation thread, AGH Im out of here, there are eyes everywhere.

We need to start an empty thread called something like FREE PORN THREESOMES PAMELA ANDERSON JENNA JAMESON FREE CUM TITS BLACK COCK BARELY LEGAL TEENS and see how often guests view that.

Give it a few days and that post will probably pop up in google. This thread will be swarming with guests!

[QUOTE=xec8;1029330]If these guests are here because a search engine brought them here, what does that say about the guests? They Googled "vasectomy," "child fuck dolls," and "how to kill dog."[/QUOTE]

I hope those are not the SAME guests looking at those threads. I don't want a bunch of dog-killing pedophiles reading about my impending vasectomy!!!

HA! I just spied another guest looking at the child fuckdolls thread!