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This is really buggin' me.
This is why we can't have nice things.
It's Dyanetics. L. Ron Hubbard.
I see where you're getting this.
But I don't think it is.
Pity. That would be funny.
This is why we can't have nice things.
That would be funny.
Well yes, that's why I made the joke.
You were kidding? Honestly, I really thought it was an on-key observation of the general shape of the book's cover design.
D'OH!
I've put way too much thought into this.
This is why we can't have nice things.
I know, that's what made it funny! 
But seriously - we need to figure out what book it is.
Finally, I can get on with my life!
This is why we can't have nice things.
Tuffy, you're my hero! That has been niggling at me for ages! I wouldn't have got that, mind. Never heard of it.
YES!
Knowing what the cover looks like, now I can totally make it out.
This is why we can't have nice things.
Yeah, author name seems kind of obvious.
How did you find it?
US Weekly printed the same Heidi Montag photo but larger and clearer.
Embarrassing Admission: I was flipping through US Weekly.
This is why we can't have nice things.
I almost did that yesterday while i was waiting for change at the pharmacy...
Embarrassing Admission: I was flipping through US Weekly.
Don't be too embarrassed, it paid off!
YAY! I'm happy it's solved.
Have I mentioned yet how much I dislike Anne Hathaway?
... not Shakespeare's wife obvs.
Sorry Anne, but please go away!
she did a britney recently.
no undies getting out of a car in a short dress.
I find her kind of annoying.
I don't like her either. Remember last year when I was sort of gonna have baklava and the girl was a nerdy lookalike of Hathaway? Yes, that was a major buzzkill.
She should have played The Joker instead. Or Harley Quinn.
Remember when she was dating that Italian guy who defrauded people out of millions of dollars and was subsequently sent to jail?
I watched that Joan Rivers show last night. Shit that woman can insult.
Christina Aguilera was named fashion failure of the year, they had a nastier name for it but I forget what it was. It was between her, Ke$ha and Courtney Love.
Kim and Kanye are preggers. That's gonna be one baby with one big...ego.
I don't like them because they had that kitten and then she gave the kitten to her assistant and the kitten died. It might have been unavoidable but I will never forget and always associate them with this super cute but dead kitten. Ugh.
Urgh, I didn't know that Amii, now I hate her even more.
I hope a tiger mauls her big fat ass.
yeah, can't wait to see how this kid turns out.
I hope a tiger mauls her big fat ass.
In what universe is Anne Hathaway fat?
"I'm glad I live in the GPS era. In a different century, I would've set off to visit the other side of the village and wandered off into the mountains and been eaten by a carnivorous plant. Or discovered the Americas."
-LaJessica
Since when is Kim to be read as Anne? *Poke*
Yeah get with it, Des.
My boyfriend got one of his younger classes to draw portraits of their idols for homework this week.
One of the girls obviously drew Cheryl Cole. *Sigh*
He marked her down for failing to draw her witchy nose, so some of the girl's friends complained saying she didn't have one.
Boyfriend turned on the interactive whiteboard and brought up Google Images to show them all. They were all pretty shocked.
What do you mean by Witchy nose?
her nose is hooked.
It's harder to show a classroom of kids a picture that illustrates how miserable and cold she is.
Haha!
Well, hopefully they'll learn one day. To be fair, we had to do a similar project for our Art GCSE coursework and I chose Courtney Love as my hero! Hmm...
We also got a similar assignment in high school, and I drew Chester Bennington from Linkin Park. Oh well. 
who would you draw now? that's the question.
When are they going to throw Linsday Lohan in jail or forcible rehab already?
I am sick of hearing about that dumb slag.
Yeah, I wish people would stop writing about her. She's trouble, we get it.
Ray J's new single, lol
Si vis pacem, para bellum
Oh, right, like he was first.
This is why we can't have nice things.
It.
that's nice.
well 'I hit her first' or even 'I hit Kim first' have pretty different connotations
Yeah, it's always "it" when one speaks of hitting it.
Because the object in question here is not the woman but rather the personification of her as a receptacle for his lovegoo.
This is why we can't have nice things.
Angelina Jolie opened a school in Afghanistan.
http://www.eonline.com/news/403009/angelina-jolie-opens-all-girls-school...
How wonderful! Afghan education is now three hundred women stronger.
That's cool, Ritt.
Angelina Jolie is awesome.
I was disappointed that article talked more about the jewelry line than the school.
That's what she told me.
I doubt she is aware of the country's existence.
Also, I think it unlikely she'd be reading a book with a non-English title.
But I can't make it out.
This is why we can't have nice things.