Gossip Gossip Gossip - Celebrity Trashy Mag Talk
I know a lot of you won't care for this thread, but too bad!
Because I love a good trashy mag every now and then...
So what's going on in the world of trashy mags?
Tom and Katie's divorce, of course. It's so obvious what this big secret is. 1) He's creepy. 2) Tom cruise has locked himself in the closet!
Who the hell is Cheryl Cole? I've never heard of her before Simon Cowell fired her off some show last year or this year. And Kate Middleton dressed up like her for her hens night?
Pippa is banned from talking to anyone because she might say something dumb. Karl Lagarfield said she should only show her back! That guy is soooooooo quotable, he says some outrageous things, and he really is one to talk, look at him! Creepy as fuck. Anyone seen that Metalocalypse episode that obviously takes the piss out of him. Briliant.
I love you, Sarah.
I read Tom Cruise wants out of the whole Scientology thing!
I don't read those mags, but I do check Yahoo's OMG! page once a week.
I have to admit...I love People Magazine and sometimes me and Drew pick one up and buy it. He pretends like he's humoring me but I know better! I justify this by being a Harper's subscriber, but still!
Oh, and also Entertainment Weekly...I think that's it. Or maybe it's Oh! or something. Anyway, yes, Tom Cruise is crazy and creepy!
In Teen Mom world, Farrah is pissed that Maci is going to get her own spin-off show. I laughed, Farrah is so full of herself.
"We're developing a new citizenry. One that will be very selective about cereals and automobiles, but won't be able to think."
— Rod Serling
"Chuck calls Noah fortnightly on his bakelite rotary phone and gives him publisher's insider information and stock tips."- Tuffy
Scientology has simply told Tom that he should shut up about it a bit. He'll never leave it.
This is why we can't have nice things.
I read in some tabloid once that gossiping about celebrities was a good way to stop yourself from gossiping about people you know and not get a reputation for being a blabber mouth.
Seemed a bit phishy and biased to me.
I Love the trash mags, just as much as I love all the real housewives shows. I just read People. Justin Timberlake and Jessica Biels wedding album from Italy. Britney is going through the trial with her former Manager Lufti. His attorney said that she use to abuse her prescription meds, and hide crystal meth throughout her house. She also did the head shave because of not want the drugs to be detected if her hair were tested. Her side was saying he took advantage of her while she was fragile. He use to cut her phone lines and lines in her cars so they wouldn't work.
Whatever Whore!
I recently watched The Real Housewives of New York, I think it was the second and third season. I wouldn't watch it without the Jill/Bethanny drama. Ramona is seriously nuts, so is Kelly but in a whole other way. It's the only real housewives show I've watched. The title "Real Housewives" really is a joke!
I act like I hate celebrity gossip but I once spent an entire sleepless night on this one blog reading "blind items" after reading about Hayden Panettiere being a high class escort.
My brand new 2011 halloween comp:
http://soundcloud.com/brosupremo/hallowmix-2-the-deadening/s-BKf8z
Wheee Kevin is back with the Backstreet Boys and they're putting out an album next year!
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That is not good news at all.
hahahaha
/end giggling fit
Your post needs a soundtrack.
They have a new song, it's on my facebook.
My only memory of the Backstreet Boys involves an elementary school talent show performance that seemed as risque and choreographed as a stripper La Vegas show probably advertises that it's like BUT when I actually think about what they did it was just a group of kids sitting down and standing up from their chairs to beat of a song, which is what I imagine stripper La Vegas shows are also really like.
My first memories regarding the BSB belong in the TMI thread and you do not want to know, because I was 10 at the time.
So the big booty sisters who love dating/marrying black men are filming at my mom's work and turns out they don't want my mom to be on camera at all because she is too similar to them and they don't want people to confuse her for one of them! hahahaha
For one my mom could care less about being on their stupid show. Secondly, how lame do you have to be to be threatened by my mom? Oh wait, no, yeah my mom is beautiful. Still, I found that amusing.
Ugh. Those ladies are effed up.
mama would need to change her first name to one starting with a k though. a name that usually does fine without a k that is.
Well her nickname is Kita...not sure if that works.
no wonder she´s a threat !
hahaha!
How pathetic! I hate that family. I wish they'd just move to Siberia and live in a cave so I never have to see their stupid faces ever again.
Jaz is a Kardashian.
The hot one, though, so that's okay. She just refused to highlight her deserved stardom by publicizing herself servicing a second-rate musician.
Si vis pacem, para bellum
Not that Ray J's second rate. He's got a long way to go before being so praised.
Si vis pacem, para bellum
Jaz, I hope your mother doesn't dress like her:
I loathe Cheryl Cole! It's like everyone has forgotten she was convicted of a racist assault when she first got famous, she beat up and racially abused a toilet attendant in a club! She only got community service or something. What a bitch.
I love The Real Housewives of New Jersey. I haven't watched any of the other ones.
This! Remember her Croydon facelift and tracksuits? Her hair now makes her look like Lassie.
Yeah, she's a chav through and through. It seems like their answer to this was to puff up her hair, fix her teeth, style her and get her to say as little as possible in interviews. Whenever she's on a chat show she just sits there with an inane smile and often answers questions with questions like, "I don't know, do I? I'm not sure, would you like another album?" I absolutely hate her, she seems like a cold and soulless person.
I totally agree. It upsets me that little girls think of her as a role model.
What happened to Ashlee Simpson? She was singing, had her own tv show (which I watched) and.. sung some more? Haven't read anything about her in ages!
For one my mom could care less about being on their stupid show. Secondly, how lame do you have to be to be threatened by my mom? Oh wait, no, yeah my mom is beautiful. Still, I found that amusing.
This shows how much I care about pop culture and celebrities - I didn't know who you were talking about until somebody finally said The Kardashians. And then I had to google that name because I still wasn't sure... I don't understand why people get obsessed over celebs. And then what are those girls famous for anyway? Or is it like Paris Hilton? Where they're famous because they're rich spoiled brats?
The Kardashians just kind of showed up, I feel. I hadn't heard of them at all, and then I heard about them all the time, but I don't think they actually do anything.
Th one episode of the Kardashians i saw was a special kind of torture. I like the bitchy one that was pregnant though. Courtney i think. She was the hottest.
Sorry, Kourtney.
Last I read, she had a baby with Pete Wentz, became a full time mom, and eventually they got divorced.
"We're developing a new citizenry. One that will be very selective about cereals and automobiles, but won't be able to think."
— Rod Serling
"Chuck calls Noah fortnightly on his bakelite rotary phone and gives him publisher's insider information and stock tips."- Tuffy
Kris Kardashian whores her daughters out. She is a pimp. I can't stand that show or family . Especially Kim. She is sooo in love with herself. And her ass, is so big, the big that I think is I unattractive. The Kardashians are whores!
Whatever Whore!
I think that's the intro voice-over of their show, actually.
"Up now on E! Kris Kardashian whores her daughters out. She is a pimp. I can't stand that show or family . Especially Kim. She is sooo in love with herself. And her ass, is so big, the big that I think is I unattractive. The Kardashians are whores!"
This is why we can't have nice things.
If that is a Banksy it's my favourite.
I don't know if that's legit, there's the "was not here" comment at the end. But if it is, it's pretty damn correct.
I think because Ashley Cole cheated on her everyone was supposed to feel sorry for her and forget about how awful she was. Which most people, by that I mean the media, clearly have
But who is she? Where did she come from?
she's famous because of the sex tape and her father was OJ Simpson's defence attorney or something
Yaw see dis new show Real Housewives of the CIA? It's got this General Patramus guy or whatever and he's been hittin' thid journalist and they made him retire and now he's not gonna testify in this thing that was spose to or whatever and then there's a FBI guy in the case who was sending pix to another lady or something haha so they kicked him out of the case LOL.
Some of the big football agents in Romania have been given prison sentences yesterday - 5, 6, 7 and 8 years - for illegal transactions when transferring players to clubs abroad. The case has been pending for a while and these people are really corrupt so yay.
Last I read, she had a baby with Pete Wentz, became a full time mom, and eventually they got divorced.
Riiiight, Pete! Now I remember.
The only time I see the trah mags is to check out the attractive women on the covers. But I do like seeing Tom look sad.
As your attorney, my advise to you is to start drinking heavily(er).-Tuffy