"Girthy!"

[QUOTE=meatthinker]What do you mean you're [I]not allowed[/I] to have company? And this [I]old man[/I] you refer to isn't your dad, like I thought originally, but really your husband??? If your old man tells you who you are allowed to have over to the house, that is seriously fucked up, I wouldn't stand for that shit for a second. I wouldn't stay married to an opinionated asshole either. Fuck 'em, I say. I almost want to start a Fight Club for real when I read stuff like that. I'll be Dr. Phil [I]with[/I] a gun, like kaitastrophe said.

Anyway, fuck me, it's none of my fucking business, you can't change other people and all that shit. But just so you know, so you've got another opinion, I think it isn't right and it isn't healthy and I'm rooting for you if you ever decide to do something about it.[/QUOTE]

way to hafta play catch-up, I wish I'd been here for all this...

anyway, we're not married but he is my old man (but not my father), and I realize its a tad shameful to hafta deal with all these rules but if I want to stay here then I hafta play the game his way. I've come to terms with it and what do I really need [I]actual[/I] company for when I have all you lovely people eh?

He's just not cool with me hanging out with other penis-wielders and I don't really get along with chicks as it were, and I can kinda understand where he's coming from, he's a lot younger than I am and he doesn't want to some home from a hard day at work to find his girl, drunk, in the kitchen with a buncha dudes hanging around. Or worse, just one dude. I'm cool with it, if I want to talk to strangers I go out. And don't talk about where I've been, not that I cheat, I don't at all, but try explaining that to a young boy who has his hands firmly clasped around the first girl he's ever banged...anyway...

I realize the best thing I could do for this kid is to leave him and force him to confront the world the way it really is, but we live in a small town in rural Maine, and chances are he'd just find some other chick who'd follow his rules...and I kinda like it here, he fixes my vehicles.

I'll leave when I'm good and ready, which may be never, because, well, I'm getting older and less desirable by the minute and I've seen what kind of hell my mother has gone throught trying to find someone to hang out with and I don't want that.

[QUOTE=meatthinker]Uhn uhn. PS You got any more midget pics? That midget chick is hot, I'm printing that out next time it's that [I]time of month[/I] and ruining it.[/QUOTE]

I got that pic by Googling the word "cleavage"...the truth is, she is not a midget, but she sure looks like one, eh?

[QUOTE=Tad R. fitzsimmions]thats a good pic of you, prensa.

hahahaha! just kiddin' you a good guy . . umm . . girl.
the first was a joke the second was a accedent. i can't bring myself to delete a funny accedent.[/QUOTE]

yeah, kiddo!!

yer pretty funny!! you clearly can't bring yourself to [I]spell[/I] "accident" either, no problem, take a cheapshot at Prensa!! That's what I'm here for!

Sounds like he's a wired monogamo, like me. Sexual jealousy is a bitch, you have to watch your step with that one, it's a regular landmine, and a lot of women just have no concept that it's there. Especially when it comes to that first person with whom you lost your virginity. I have no doubt that OJ did it, it just makes guys insane. The rules all sounds a little [I]9 1/2 Weeks[/I] to me, though--it's not for me, but I can't really judge it for somebody else. As long as he isn't beating you and stopping you from going out, it sounds OK, not like you need my stamp of approval. Maybe he just needs a little wisdom, to live through some ordeal that shows him he doesn't know his ass from a hole in the ground. Have I [I]shared[/I] with you about the Landmark Forum? (just kidding)

My old lady is about 3 years older than me, and I like it that way, always have preferred older women. I guess that doesn't qualify as [I]a lot[/I] older. For awhile, I did think the age difference was a problem, being a different place in life and all, but a lot of it was shit my mom was telling me that had nothing to do with reality. Now it's just not an issue. Half the time I forget my own age, the only way I can remember is to take my daughter's age and add 30 (I'm 35) it's just not important to me, not a key part of my identity.

However, until I met my wife, I was always that guy who you want as [I]just a friend[/I] to go shopping with (am I gay or something?) My first college roomate thought I was fucking all of these chicks because they were always calling me at the room, but no such luck.

So, are you like 85 with saggy tits and he's like 18? Ever watch [I]Harold and Maude?[/I] I've heard about [I]How Stella Got Her Groove Back[/I] but haven't seen or read that one. I hope I made you laugh instead of offended you. I've got nothing against saggy tits.

If he's really young, some day he will probably feel the need to fuck somebody else, guys are just stupid that way. My wife was the first girl who ever banged me, before that I never got anything, not even sucked face with someone, I just had this self-destructive penchant for girls who hated my guts while I was oblivious to the chicks who were throwing themselves at my feed. Man, I was such a stupid ass.

Anyway, I went through a phase where I thought I needed to fuck somebody else, needed to put another notch in my schlong. So, we broked up for awhile, and my wife got with somebody else who gave her herpes, and nothing can ever take that back. Yeah, I fucked somebody else, but in the end, it wasn't really worth it and it was just stupid. Some things are priceless, like my relationship with my wife., not for a billion dollars, not for a trillion dollars, not to save the entire human race. It's completely irrational, but I don't care, and I won't justify it or make any apologies.

If I could go back in time, I'd tell myself [I]Dude, it isn't worth it, so get over it, you're just being a stupid ass[/I]. That's what I'd like to say to your old man if he ever got to that place. But it seems like pretty much all guys feel compelled to go through it, to shoot themselves in the ass, [I]Yes, I need to feel more pain, please put my balls in a vice and turn it another notch.[/I] But it still isn't worth it, but it's like you can't believe it until you go through it. I guess that's what I liked so much about [I]The Last Temptation of Christ[/I] I still love that movie, even though I don't believe that god exists, and I think that Jesus was just a man and a lot of people put words into his mouth, and they're still doing it.

[QUOTE=Prensa Taladradora]way to hafta play catch-up, I wish I'd been here for all this...

anyway, we're not married but he is my old man (but not my father), and I realize its a tad shameful to hafta deal with all these rules but if I want to stay here then I hafta play the game his way. I've come to terms with it and what do I really need [I]actual[/I] company for when I have all you lovely people eh?

He's just not cool with me hanging out with other penis-wielders and I don't really get along with chicks as it were, and I can kinda understand where he's coming from, he's a lot younger than I am and he doesn't want to some home from a hard day at work to find his girl, drunk, in the kitchen with a buncha dudes hanging around. Or worse, just one dude. I'm cool with it, if I want to talk to strangers I go out. And don't talk about where I've been, not that I cheat, I don't at all, but try explaining that to a young boy who has his hands firmly clasped around the first girl he's ever banged...anyway...

I realize the best thing I could do for this kid is to leave him and force him to confront the world the way it really is, but we live in a small town in rural Maine, and chances are he'd just find some other chick who'd follow his rules...and I kinda like it here, he fixes my vehicles.

I'll leave when I'm good and ready, which may be never, because, well, I'm getting older and less desirable by the minute and I've seen what kind of hell my mother has gone throught trying to find someone to hang out with and I don't want that.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=Prensa Taladradora]way to hafta play catch-up, I wish I'd been here for all this...

anyway, we're not married but he is my old man (but not my father), and I realize its a tad shameful to hafta deal with all these rules but if I want to stay here then I hafta play the game his way. I've come to terms with it and what do I really need [I]actual[/I] company for when I have all you lovely people eh?

He's just not cool with me hanging out with other penis-wielders and I don't really get along with chicks as it were, and I can kinda understand where he's coming from, he's a lot younger than I am and he doesn't want to some home from a hard day at work to find his girl, drunk, in the kitchen with a buncha dudes hanging around. Or worse, just one dude. I'm cool with it, if I want to talk to strangers I go out. And don't talk about where I've been, not that I cheat, I don't at all, but try explaining that to a young boy who has his hands firmly clasped around the first girl he's ever banged...anyway...

I realize the best thing I could do for this kid is to leave him and force him to confront the world the way it really is, but we live in a small town in rural Maine, and chances are he'd just find some other chick who'd follow his rules...and I kinda like it here, he fixes my vehicles.

I'll leave when I'm good and ready, which may be never, because, well, I'm getting older and less desirable by the minute and I've seen what kind of hell my mother has gone throught trying to find someone to hang out with and I don't want that.[/QUOTE]

Don't take this the wrong way, but it's just as bad to settle for crap because it's easier than trying as it is to not settle for crap and end up alone. Either way you'l be bitter. The only difference is that you will hate him for holding you back, for not being what you really want, instead of hating yourself... it's like, never trying is not the same as trying and failing, but either way, it sucks... so you either don't do anything or do something. I don't blame you for your attitude about this stuff. I mean, maybe you are right. Maybe your life right now is as good as it is ever gonna be. Maybe you should cling to that greatness that is your life right now and never let go for fear of things geting worse. No way could things ever get better. Leave things getting better to those damn optimists with their damn trying and their damn succeeding. Best to accept your "fate". Your life will never be any better than it is right this second. Really you should stop doing anything and just lie in bed forever until you die. You should start playing the lottery and stay at home and do nothing all the time. Doing stuff is overrated...

meatthinker, dude, he [B]so[/B] is a "wired monagamo" like you put it, there is no way he will ever want to bang anyone else unless I leave and he believes that I'm not coming back. He's weird, not exactly oldfashioned, but kinda. The age difference is a little over five years, and I'm not quite 85 with sagging titties yet. nice one though, it did make me laugh.

yeah, there's no violence, and he doesn't forbid me things, but when I do things I know he doesn't like he gets real quiet and withdrawn. It honestly makes him sad. He can't comprehend why I would [I]wanna[/I] hang out with other dudes if I have him, and when you put it that way it sound normal, but the truth is, people need friends too, and this is the part where you tell me that we need to hang out with other couples and I say that's LAME. Not that other couples are lame, except they are and I don't feel like doing coupley things, I mean sure I'm up for a cookout now and then in the back yard, but you're not gonna find me playing croquet or badminton afterwards...I'm a drinker, get me outta the sun!

I've kinda given up on a lot of things, including having a good life or whatever Brock is saying I should strive for. In a way I'm dead already, I'm just bearing the weight of the days. I have one goal in life and that is to keep drinkin, and I'll do whatever I need to do to make sure that happens, and that includes getting a job and earning money for beers, which may look like living on the outside but its not.

And I'm not exactly settling for crap either, just cause he's kinda strict does not make him a bad person. This is the first time in my life I've lived in an actual owned home, I don't ever have to move if I don't want to, I have my car and my truck, we have the garage and a backyard and his folks live right up the street and come by all the time when he needs help building something...like today he's in the garage, sheetrocking it with his dad...and he's a hard worker, he has a really good job, blue collar, but he's been there since he was 16, he's due to get his extra week of vacation this year. He's a good guy, he just has some insecurity issues.

I've been all around the world and with all kindsa guys and I usually go for the selfdestructive guitarist type, but this time I tried something different, and even though it's not how I imagined myself, domestic, settled, doing yard work, its not that bad.

Now he just needs to keep his goddamn nose out of my journals...ha ha

[QUOTE=meatthinker]If I could go back in time, I'd tell myself [I]Dude, it isn't worth it, so get over it, you're just being a stupid ass[/I]. That's what I'd like to say to your old man if he ever got to that place. But it seems like pretty much all guys feel compelled to go through it, to shoot themselves in the ass, [I]Yes, I need to feel more pain, please put my balls in a vice and turn it another notch.[/I] But it still isn't worth it, but it's like you can't believe it until you go through it. I guess that's what I liked so much about [I]The Last Temptation of Christ[/I] I still love that movie, even though I don't believe that god exists, and I think that Jesus was just a man and a lot of people put words into his mouth, and they're still doing it.[/QUOTE]

see you say you'd tell your former self but at the same time you learned things from the experience you wouldn't have otherwise, it made you who you are and appreciate what you have going so much more, if you hadn't gone out and been with some other chicks, you'd probably still want to.

[QUOTE=Prensa Taladradora]see you say you'd tell your former self but at the same time you learned things from the experience you wouldn't have otherwise, it made you who you are and appreciate what you have going so much more, if you hadn't gone out and been with some other chicks, you'd probably still want to.[/QUOTE]

I'm like that sometimes, you know, all how the me-now would kick the me-then's ass, but then.. oh wait... now, I'm fucking pissed... the big screen in on the tv showing planet of the apes or something on fx, and the commercial just cameon for starbucks and the music is eye of the tiger from Rocky III and I love Rocky III, you know, the one with Mr. T and Rocky getting all losing of his "fire within" and learning that Mickey has been making his fights easy so as not to hurt Rocky's head even more, but then like Mickey dies because of Mr. T and so he trains superhard with the black people down at Apollo Creed's "old school" gym and eye of the tiger isthe heart of that, and then fucking starbucks turns eye of the tiger into a double expresso commercial for some dude in an elevator going to some preppy white colar job and it just really sucks...

I think I just saw this commercial. It's some guy in his backyard with people behind him, a blue shirt, in front of one of those little round grills?

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