I want to beat the living fuck out of the guy from the Ball Park Franks hot dog commercial. I haven't felt this violently angry since 9/12/01. I want nothing more than to use my thumbs to dig out the eyeballs of everyone involved in this commercial. I want to bite off noses.
If you don't know what I'm talking about, you're lucky.
Somebody fucking cheer me up and show me that the world isn't all bad.
It's not easy having a good time.
Even smiling makes my face ache.