Girls

my name should make it fairly obvious...

im confused how

say it out loud

"odd, ree, oddree, Audrey"

*tip of the hat*

(Sorry... I'm so used to friends spelling it that way that I just kind of got into the habit of assuming it was obvious. Eep! )

aaaaa....well ok then (but if your an moulin rouge fan even the name audrey may be questionable)

[QUOTE][i]Originally posted by Ariel [/i]
[B]aaaaa....well ok then (but if your an moulin rouge fan even the name audrey may be questionable) [/B][/QUOTE]

well, I have been told i'm more like a gay man than a (mostly) straight woman, so I suppose there you go...:rolleyes:

haha good times good times

my name should make it clear, too!

just kidding.

but i am female.

marry me

y me tambien. Sept, i'm no girl, I'm a full bodied woman! Rarrr!

haha go you!!!

Most women probably wouldnt give Palahniuk's work a chance.

why do you say that?

I love women, and since half the people who've posted so far on this thread are personal friends, I would like to post here as an, "honorary woman."

Women are the best, smartest, most insightful and wonderful beings on this entire planet. Especially Katie, my girlfriend, more than anyone else.

[url]www.bust.com[/url] is one of my three favorite magazines. S'all about the cool girls (i.e. not media-model-images. Real women. Like Janeane Garafolo and Ani Difranco), and the editors of it have always been so kind to me.

That's all for now. Love for the laides! PS - On the off chance that any of you are "with child," please consider named "said child" something cool. Like WILL NYQUIL ___________ (your last name here).

well that was interesting

If you meant my response Ms. Airel, thank you. It's very kind of you to say. Especially since you are a lady!

And ladies rule!

I am not a female

DNT, we will not hold that against you here.

Maybe.

Do you have any Nyquil to share with the group? If by the group I mean me?

willtupper,
Is Bust associated with Big Bust? That's my favorite woman's magazine right after Leg Show.

Aight now, get NEKKID LADIES!!!

two more outpatiet surgeries and I will be.

give me a reason to love you
give me a reason to be a woman
I just wanna be a woman
ooooooh I just wanna be a woman
I just wanna be a woman
-Portisehead

HAHAHA

I once filmed a parody of "Logan's Run" (I played the part of Audrey 3, yuk yuk YEACH!) with the infamous "My Friend Justin", and there was much fighting between the two of us over his desire to include that as my "theme".

In the end, we went with "Now You're A Man" from "Orgazmo", and asked Corey Feldman to allow use of his name for the part of BOX.

Portishead is swank, though...

teheheheh:)
i like the way you think.

Yes, very swank.
check out Grassy Knoll if you haven't heard them.

Mmmm...females are tasty...

[QUOTE][i]Originally posted by zeropointzero [/i]
[B]Mmmm...females are tasty... [/B][/QUOTE]

it's the twelve secret spices.

Women rock. I dunno why. It just seems to be a natural thing, like toes. Or noses. Both of which seem to be better on women. Weaker sex? Ha.

I'm a girl too.

Yep.

Therefore you rock. And your toes are better than mine (not that that says much).

toes = hahahaha!!!

I have really small feet so I used to get a lot of come-ons from foot fetishists.

Also, one of the chicks from "Joe Millionaire" was just outed as having starred in foot fetish porn. Bwuahahahaha!!!

HEY LADIES!!!

I too am of the double X chromosome crew. I'm really happy to see other females on this forum b/c in "real life" I have a hard time getting any of my girlfriends to give Chuck a chance.

Plenty of my guy friends love him. I've lent out my books to guys, who always end up rabid fans along with me, but when I lend them to women none of them will even finish 1/3 of a Chuck book. What's up with that? I think there's so much for women, for any human in general, in all of Chuck's books.

yep, I think my name is a dead ringer. I don't think even the prettiest drag queen would think of referring to himself as
"baby gal."

Yes, Wintermute, and not just the naked kind you must pay to see! Although don't worry, they're still there too

[QUOTE][i]Originally posted by Wintermute [/i]
[B]They have girls on the Internet now? [/B][/QUOTE]

yeah, but we had to wait for "the internet for dummies" to come out first.

[QUOTE][i]Originally posted by ByuTfLSnowflake [/i]
[B]Yes, Wintermute, and not just the naked kind you must pay to see! Although don't worry, they're still there too [/B][/QUOTE]

I refuse to pay for porn on the internet. Any porn I need I use free sites and kazaa. Porn Rules!

I'm not attracted to any kind of "hypermasculine image"--I just enjoy good, funny, thought-provoking writing and that's what Chuck happens to offer. I think the glory of his talent lies in the fact that he can address themes that resonate for anyone--male, female, she-male, whatever.

Cool. Yeah, but I can understand what you mean to some extent, Wintermute. Like I've said before, I've tried to get my own female friends into Chuck and they won't even finish a single book! And I hate all the "Chickenshit for the Oprah Soul" pablum out there. Puke!

I don't even know any women who are into Chuck. Just the girls here on the forum, and they seem way too intelligent and sassy to be mere Ed Norton groupies.

The bookclub I started was called "Oprah Hates My Bookclub".

Instead of Wally Lamb and sit down dinners or tea, the plan was books like "Choke" and places like strip clubs.

Too bad it never quite got off the ground.

That's awesome, Odd-Reigh. Now that's the kind of book club I want to belong to.

But I ask you--who has time for conversation in a strip club? Distractions abound.

Speaking of strip clubs, we watched the Graduate in my film analysis class the other night, and could not stop laughing when the scene in the strip club came on. When that woman is twirling those titty tassles, it makes me laugh so hard.

Ah, titty tassles. A lost art among strippers today, most of whom simply sway lazily to bad pop songs. EARN YOUR TIPS, LADIES!!!

Much like the narrator and Tyler himself according to his own confessions about phoning his father up after college, Dustin Hoffman in "The Graduate" is full of intellectual, even existentialist ennui to a degree throughout most of the film, doing what is expected of him i.e. putting on the scuba suit, dating daughter, etc... and so he expresses himself in a downright Travis Bickle from "Taxi Driver" way, by taking his date to a strip club much like Bickle takes his date to a porn film, except in this case it is not sheer naivete but rather contempt for the system... his parents, his education, etc... that makes him do it, hence the sunglasses where he becomes so very nonchalent and uncaring until his date cries and he relents... and although the strip club talk has me thinking of Choke's Denny and his stripper girlfriend whom he portrays as more than lifelike on his drawing pad, I think you have made an interesting point, perhaps not on purpose, DoNotTrip, but a point nonetheless. Dustin Hoffman, for all extensive purposes, may just as well be the narrator with his boring life and boring job lined up in the future. The only mistake Dustin Hoffman makes is falling in love, much as the narrator does with Marla Singer... in the end going a bit mad and throwing everything away in a self-destructive manner to take his girl from the altar of another man's wedding and hopping on a bus... in Fight Club he ends up in a mental hospital after breaking himself down, and in The Graduate he ends up in something perhaps even worse... marriage... that is if they even stay together after the "telling" looks in the end...

So is The Graduate Fight Club before you could get away with making films like that? (I was shocked to discover that FC has a higher rating in America than here. This is unheard of.)

I wouldn't really go as far as to call The Graduate, Fight Club in any way... just relating the two a bit. Nothing I have ever seen is anything completely like Fight Club, however many films before, some experimental and some not, are indeed very similar give or take a punch or two...

Don't they make a refference to similarities to The Graduate in one of the comentaries on the dvd?

[QUOTE][i]Originally posted by Wintermute [/i]
[B] Have I come across a bunch of literary ladies or,like the girls I know, fangirls digging on Chuck's hyper-masculine image?[/B][/QUOTE]

Heh, I didn't even know what he looked like until coming to this site. Also, hyper-masculine does nothing, or even lessens my attraction to a guy. So yeah. It's definitely the writing.

[QUOTE][i]Originally posted by Wintermute [/i]
[B]This planet gets more absurd every day

My question is what made you join the community? Have I come across a bunch of literary ladies or,like the girls I know, fangirls digging on Chuck's hyper-masculine image? (no offense intended, but it's hard to be sincere on the internet)

[/B][/QUOTE]

I consider myself to be fairly literary lady. I wanted to start a book club at work for the cool kids who like to read hip, edgy fiction, but there are only 5 of us. And, of course, I was the only girl. This community did all the work for me... YAY! Finally, a place where I can be a smart girl! Perhaps I should have chosen Holly Golightly as my login?

Thanks, Dennis! You rock...

My co-worker's GF reads Chuck Palahniuk. And she's hot. I want her.