Girl, you'll be a woman soon! Happy Birthday Labelleza.
This had me actually laughing out loud.
I only now realized I'm breaking my own rule of staying out of birthday threads, but I'm pretty sure it was you who made mine last year, and you oh so politely asked me to give you my best wishes, so here we go:
Jes, your wit, your charisma, your style, your incessant neutrality when it comes to arguments on here; it all comes together into one extremely likable and impressive human being. It hints at a certain wisdom that's well beyond your years. On top of that, you're one super sexy Colombiana. Sincerely, I think you'd be able to sway yourself into pretty much anyone's favor if it wasn't for that one little thing that holds you back: your age. Luckily, you're one step closer to alleviating yourself of that little impetus of condescension.
Happy (belated) Birthday! I've never made a cake for anyone here before, so I had to steal one. I hope you appreciate the gesture.
It's gonna need a few more candles.
Si vis pacem, para bellum
Especially when you consider there's only, like, eight people left on the Cult.
I almost made it last autumn. http://chuckpalahniuk.net/forum/1000026/guess-whos-21 I think every such occurence revolves around Jessica.
There was a time where my birthday threads would get more birthday wishes than Chuck's (his birthday is the day before mine). I used to take pride in that. Now it's no big deal especially because he doesn't get a birthday thread anymore!
Mine went onto page two, which seriously surprised me. Getting a thread at all surprised me.
Thats because I... you rule. Also it's no coincidence that I started both birthday threads and they've both gotten to page two. O'Reyes rules!
Everyone is just afraid you will ban them if they don't be good culties post all over in your threads.
Especially when you consider there's only, like, eight people left on the Cult.
I almost made it last autumn. http://chuckpalahniuk.net/forum/1000026/guess-whos-21 I think every such occurence revolves around Jessica.
I wasn't here or it would've easily gone to 67 posts.
Sorry about that.
Chuck has birthdays?
Not anymore!
I don't mean to be all braggy or anything, but my birthday is the day before Orson Welles birthday.
Mines the same as John Lennon.. And Steve from Blues Clues.
Show off.
I can tell it was a good thread because my computer is too frightened to look at it now.
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But who's is the day before or afterwards?
Mine's the same as Jim Gaffigan's. That's... about it. I mean, other famous people, too, but none as recognizable.
Si vis pacem, para bellum
I believe I share a birthday with katie morgan and john wayne gacy. yay me.
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I'm never the special one! Spam bots never wish me happy birthday two months after the fact with giveaway birthday poems and get well messages! Always Jess, Jess , Jess.
I HATE YOU JESS!!!
YOU RUIN EVERYTHING!!!
Hehehe.
Hey. I sentiment you, Amber. I sentiment you hard. Sentiment me back.
It's a really awesome fender sticker. A bit of a caution, though: observe out for wanton damage from those who assistance the war device.
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Seriously Jess, why is your birthday thread the only one that gets spam?
They are just her alts. She just wants attention.
I'm pretty sure I've had this fortune cookie.
A two page birthday thread? that's a rare and beautiful occurrence.
Especially when you consider there's only, like, eight people left on the Cult.