Girl, you'll be a woman soon! Happy Birthday Labelleza.
It's Jessica's birthday. She has left behind her childhood and entered her future (twenties). Congrats.
Sin brought you a french fry, but then he eated it.
Happy birthday, Jekala. Now we're even.
Happy birthday!
On the last night before my 20th birthday, I went and TPed this one guy's house. My reasoning was "Hey, it's my last night as a teenager. Might as well do one last stupid thing."
How was I to know that I would go on to bigger and better stupid things throughout my 20's.
Happy Birthday Jess! Turning Twenty is an interesting thing to have happen to you. I remember I spent the day taking a nap when it happened to me.
I could never win a battle of wits with you so I got you this sign.
This has bugged me for a few years but I've never mentioned it, but shouldn't La Belezza be 2 words? Labelezza sounds like some sort of Spanish Eazy Label Maker.
Happy Birthday Jess! I hope you have a fantastic day!
I got you these:
How can you spell her name wrong in the thread title?
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Shoosh, you! I almost forgot what her username even was.
Fixed.
I thought there were 2Ls in there! I was using the thread tittle to spell my post!
Happy Birthday Jessica! Twenty already? I thought you were a bit younger, anyway here's your birthday cake and bear.
I made that cake for some other girl named Whitney but she was a skank so she doesn't get a cake.
Happy birthday !
omg omg omg. One more year until I can shamelessly hit on Jessica.
You know in all the years I've been here I've never been sigged?
Pretty sure you can shamelessly hit on Jessica now.
I do.
I would, but I'd feel more comfortable getting her drunk enough to have beer goggles for me.
wink wink.
/endcreepy
You know in all the years I've been here I've never been sigged?
Happy birthday! You are awesome, carry on doing what you're doing.
Yay!! Happy Birthday to You!! Hope you have a great one.
Whatever Whore!
"They sold you hippies grunge, hip hop, now liberty activism."
I'm being really lazy about this today. It took me way longer to write this than it should have. Anyways, Jess, I think you're wonderful, and kind, and I appreciate you being here. Thanks for being super. I almost wrote supper. Happy Birthday. 
your birthday's on pi day, that's awesome
happy birthday hottie
“if you want to be a bird,” you said once, “with colorful plumage and buoyant trills, you must also be ready for hollow bones."
Also, I don't think its a coincidence it falls on Steak and a BJ day.
Happy Birthday! I made you a marbled ipod playlist
and some pancakes
I'd offer you a BJ but I think you still owe me one so if you want to thank me for the birthday wishes umm yeah.
I'm eating those since she's not here.
I beg to differ. You and your little dog owe me a french fry. Aside from that, you're the best.
Live large, tootsieroll.
I like this advice. I think I'll actually listen to it.
I live there!
I like those!
Happy birthday!
I am that! Thanks, you hot bookworm you.
How was I to know that I would go on to bigger and better stupid things throughout my 20's.
Funny, because I spent most of this weekend experimenting with all of the gateway drugs I could find (okay, just the one) and playing silly games. And then today I ate lobster with my grandmother. Because I maintain that I WILL sail into this decade on a ship of class.
I’ll definitely play stoned laser tag again though. Definitely. Like in a few hours probably.
I could never win a battle of wits with you so I got you this sign.
It is an interesting thing... I slept a great deal today too.
And you have no idea how pleased I am that you think of me that way. Coming from you, it’s especially flattering.
I’d like nothing more than for you to call me Easy Label Maker from now on.
I got you these:
Awww! You remembered! You're too cute. I'm keeping you.
It was your birthday too!
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I hope you had tons of fun as well.
Shoosh, you! I almost forgot what her username even was.
Fixed.
Whatever.
I made that cake for some other girl named Whitney but she was a skank so she doesn't get a cake.
Thanks Nick! I think what happened was I stopped coming around for a year or two but continued aging. I did it just to throw you off.
And my present is to make Irina Marina wince every time she opens this thread? Thank you.
I'd say "Merci" but my accent is terrible. Thank you. You're the classiest French dude I know by proxy.
I do.
D'awww... thanks guys. 
You're awesome. I like what little interaction we've had.
You too, are quality. And thank you.
I hope there's a pile of weed behind that tiny cake
I appreciate you too. <33333333333
happy birthday hottie
I know! And I had pie! I'm glad you're as impressed by this as I am.
and some pancakes
I'd offer you a BJ but I think you still owe me one so if you want to thank me for the birthday wishes umm yeah.
Dopeness.
But you really shouldn't take the promises I make while drunk so seriously.
Happy belated birthday, Jess!
Same from me! (even if I'm late)
Because there is nothing over the rainbow… - http://theunsunnyvalley.wordpress.com
Surprised no one's done it before:
How was I to know that I would go on to bigger and better stupid things throughout my 20's.
Funny, because I spent most of this weekend experimenting with all of the gateway drugs I could find (okay, just the one) and playing silly games. And then today I ate lobster with my grandmother. Because I maintain that I WILL sail into this decade on a ship of class.
I’ll definitely play stoned laser tag again though. Definitely. Like in a few hours probably.
You're one up on me then. I waited til I was 30 before experimenting with all the drugs. That was mostly just because, I suddenly found myself in a group that did all of the drugs. Really, I could take or leave 'em.
Take it sleazy, Easy!
Same from me! (even if I'm late)
Haha, thanks! Your drawings are so cute.
That's awesome. I have the overwhelming urge to lick that too.
It can't be. My parents played a sick, sick joke on my life.
I'm pretty sure I had this exact cake for my 8th birthday party. Or 18th.
How was I to know that I would go on to bigger and better stupid things throughout my 20's.
Funny, because I spent most of this weekend experimenting with all of the gateway drugs I could find (okay, just the one) and playing silly games. And then today I ate lobster with my grandmother. Because I maintain that I WILL sail into this decade on a ship of class.
I’ll definitely play stoned laser tag again though. Definitely. Like in a few hours probably.
You're one up on me then. I waited til I was 30 before experimenting with all the drugs. That was mostly just because, I suddenly found myself in a group that did all of the drugs. Really, I could take or leave 'em.
Take it sleazy, Easy!
I could take them or leave them too.
And I'll do my best.
I couldn't mail you the french fries, so Sinatra and I ate them. We got you this. Sin won't go near it.
I can't blame Sinatra. I like it but as delicious as it looks, I don't want to put it in my mouth either.
Thats what she said.
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I did that for you. I'm always thinking about others. Even during my birthweek.
And thats why I <3 you. Don't ever change.
That's heartwarming. Even though it sounds like you're signing my yearbook.
P.S. Have a good summer.
I'll never forget you!
Also, thank you for causing "Girl... der der der derrr... you'll be a woman... soooooon..." play in an unstoppable loop in my head for hours now.
Thats really the surprise present you didn't realize I gave you, until now.
The presents that you can't return, even if you wanted to, are the best ones. Besides cash and sports cars with bows on them, you know.
You mean herpes?
I like how Jess is Queen of the Multiquote.
Happy birthday Jess! Hope it was full of wonder.
You mean herpes?
Since I was halfway saying the opposite of what I sarcastically meant... yes, something exactly like herpes or a herpes type gift.
I like talking to you guys! And I like doing it all at once.
Thank you, Mike! It was. Even though no one made me steak. Wtf, guys?
Thank you, Mike! It was. Even though no one made me steak. Wtf, guys?
I'd have made you steak if I knew I'd be able to give you a blowjob. Alas, the distance between us...
I too like this. You include everyone's wishes to you with a reply. It's like you sent your Thank You cards out...... Very nice, very nice! Cheers!
Whatever Whore!
Happy Day of Birth to you, madame.
They said it was a three year old, but I think it was Jes while she was celebrating the end of her teens while under the influence.
Thank you, Mike! It was. Even though no one made me steak. Wtf, guys?
I'd have made you steak if I knew I'd be able to give you a blowjob. Alas, the distance between us...
Goddamn you, Louisiana, Mississippi, and that little tail end of Alabama...
I am one polite motherfucker. But really, I appreciate all of the well wishes, pictures of cake, and innuendo.
Thank you, mysterious pink light bulb. I take birthdays very seriously.
Damn. I'm such a trooper.
Live large, tootsieroll.
This is why we can't have nice things.