Girl crushes?
Hourglass is delightful, Hats.
Even bitches like stupid bitches.
<3
These are the demands and sayings of Me.
Word. I'm in love with Keira Knightley, and I have been since I was fourteen years old.
Remember, remember the fifth of November, the gun powder, treason, and plot. I know of no reason why the gun powder treason should ever be forgot.
She needs two cheeseburgers!
2 cheeseburgers and 3 fingers.
Stinging, as the thorn, is the splinter. From a seedling born...works itself under my skin.
"You are an insolent cuntface. If that happened to you, the UK would refuse to foot the bill on account of your fuckheadery."-tom9d
"Does fuckheadery count as a pre-existing condition?"-Fano
"Hunger is the best mustard"-Xec8
"i wanna see what a slutty shark looks like. i bet it loses a lot more teeth.-"BloodSugar1308
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OK, ladies, I'm going to ask you all to move away from my Salma. Thank you.
Jake, that chick you asked about is Adriana Lima.
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Why don't you each take one of her tetas? There's enough Salma to go around.
These are the demands and sayings of Me.
I don't fight chicks, especially for other chicks. Caitlin, you wouldn't know what to do with a woman like Salma. You should stick to girls your own age like Mile Cyrus and the Fanning girl.
I never experienced any girl crush ever. I'm a gay man in woman's body anyway.
The Catmother of all Worldwide Cats
I KNEW it!
And this one belongs to the Reds!
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I changed my mind, I totes crush on Rachel Maddow.
There is hope, but not for us.
looks like she'd have a crush on you too.
Brentinlouis Wrote: What was that rule about being intentionally annoying?
eww.fuck.he.would. she looks like she digs a submissive. her haircut has right angles on it.
Hahahahaha.
Stinging, as the thorn, is the splinter. From a seedling born...works itself under my skin.
"You are an insolent cuntface. If that happened to you, the UK would refuse to foot the bill on account of your fuckheadery."-tom9d
"Does fuckheadery count as a pre-existing condition?"-Fano
"Hunger is the best mustard"-Xec8
"i wanna see what a slutty shark looks like. i bet it loses a lot more teeth.-"BloodSugar1308
her jaw bothers me. it's too angular. she also needs to eat some fries.
Guys she is smart and nerdy and her haircut is too cute with her blue glasses and sneakers!
For my response to this....*Rachel Maddow: see also, Jodi Foster
Stinging, as the thorn, is the splinter. From a seedling born...works itself under my skin.
"You are an insolent cuntface. If that happened to you, the UK would refuse to foot the bill on account of your fuckheadery."-tom9d
"Does fuckheadery count as a pre-existing condition?"-Fano
"Hunger is the best mustard"-Xec8
"i wanna see what a slutty shark looks like. i bet it loses a lot more teeth.-"BloodSugar1308
she looks like a boy
Rachel Maddow's awesome. Y'all chutup.
These are the demands and sayings of Me.
No Mike....YOU'RE awesome big guy. Being with Rachel Maddow...I would feel like I was fucking my uncle.
In fact....if you are crushing on her...it qualifies as your man-crush.
Stinging, as the thorn, is the splinter. From a seedling born...works itself under my skin.
"You are an insolent cuntface. If that happened to you, the UK would refuse to foot the bill on account of your fuckheadery."-tom9d
"Does fuckheadery count as a pre-existing condition?"-Fano
"Hunger is the best mustard"-Xec8
"i wanna see what a slutty shark looks like. i bet it loses a lot more teeth.-"BloodSugar1308
What's the point of humanity at all if the only crushable people are the cute ones?
There is hope, but not for us.
I keep wanting to make a Borat joke about "crushing people."
And this one belongs to the Reds!
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Stinging, as the thorn, is the splinter. From a seedling born...works itself under my skin.
"You are an insolent cuntface. If that happened to you, the UK would refuse to foot the bill on account of your fuckheadery."-tom9d
"Does fuckheadery count as a pre-existing condition?"-Fano
"Hunger is the best mustard"-Xec8
"i wanna see what a slutty shark looks like. i bet it loses a lot more teeth.-"BloodSugar1308
To procreate.
Humanity. Not humans.
Humanity: the quality of being humane.
Humane: 1. marked or motivated by concern with the alleviation of suffering
2. showing evidence of moral and intellectual advancement
wordnetweb.princeton.edu/perl/webwn
There is hope, but not for us.
Oh. Um.
Despite what people say about the guy, I've really like him ever since I saw him in Dear Frankie. Very touching movie.
These are the demands and sayings of Me.
Release the Hugh Mans!
I like the others you posted, too, but Shannyn Sossamon is just amazing. I would love to look like her. And I love how she cries. That sounds sadistic, but I just mean that she cries beautifully. In films. I've never made this woman cry in real life!
Yet.
Honey....Sassamon is AMAZING. But you don't need to look like anyone else. Those bitches should be saying, "I wish I could look like Z". You're a hottie.
Aww, thank you. That's sweet 
BUT, I didn't mean look-look like her, I more meant that she has an air about her that I admire. She's very calm and cool and shy and sweet and just does her own thing. I do that too, I'm just not calm or cool... or shy.
You're cool.
So...you wish you could be calm and shy...or at least more reserved. Got it. Always hot though. Even my wife thinks so. 
Stinging, as the thorn, is the splinter. From a seedling born...works itself under my skin.
"You are an insolent cuntface. If that happened to you, the UK would refuse to foot the bill on account of your fuckheadery."-tom9d
"Does fuckheadery count as a pre-existing condition?"-Fano
"Hunger is the best mustard"-Xec8
"i wanna see what a slutty shark looks like. i bet it loses a lot more teeth.-"BloodSugar1308
Shannyn Sossamon is my celebrity crush for sure.
Others are Rose McGowan and Megan Fox.
I don't crush on any dudes sorry...
Oh and Rachael Leigh Cook too for sure.
Fag.
I cannot understand the appeal of Shannyn Sossamon at all. She's a poor actress (who's never been a really significant movie, and no, I won't count Rules of Attraction), she has a pretentiously misspelled name, she looks like she suffers from consumption, and she named her kid Audio Science. Yet in every thread like this, people always crow about her like she's Marilyn Monroe or something.
There is hope, but not for us.
I think she's the most beautiful girl in the world. Keira Knightley, too.
But i quite like my women thin and i don't care what anyone has to say about that.
But i'm also in love with Penelope Cruz.
And Scarlet Johanson's atrocious.
I don't.
And this one belongs to the Reds!
I put the homo in homosexual because I am only attracted to pale curvy redheads on the female side of things (attractive as far as pictures go).
This would include Alicia Witt
Drew Barrymore with Auburn Hair
Jullianne Moore
And of course, Gillian Anderson
I am alive. No matter what changes my life may go through, I will take solace and comfort in the fact that I can help others until such time as the first statement changes.
Too, Nora Zehetner. I admire girls with shorter hair cuts.
Drew Barrymore is just a million gallons of awful.
Yay!
Todos de hago a las mujeres blancas - Zusu Alanio
¡Minerva, qué wroughth de YE del hath?!?! - Bret Michaels
HAVE FUN IN PURGATORY, PRESIDENT LINCOLN!!! - Christopher Walken
She looks a little like you
Yay!
What da heck is that a dancin ghost
There is hope, but not for us.
I think it's pretentious to say she has a pretentiously misspelled name. That doesn't even make sense.
Stinging, as the thorn, is the splinter. From a seedling born...works itself under my skin.
"You are an insolent cuntface. If that happened to you, the UK would refuse to foot the bill on account of your fuckheadery."-tom9d
"Does fuckheadery count as a pre-existing condition?"-Fano
"Hunger is the best mustard"-Xec8
"i wanna see what a slutty shark looks like. i bet it loses a lot more teeth.-"BloodSugar1308
I don't fancy girls, but I can stare at pretty ones for hours. It's mostly an inferiority thing; in my head I'm thinking, "Why did I end up as an hourglass? She's my age and has great skinny legs, a small chest,no hips"...
Because of my self-loathing, I secretly hate girls with small tits but Jane Birkin was just everything, skinny yet feminine, cute and sexy... (I still would have preferred to have kissed Serge though!!)
I have one real girl crush actually, on my half-Mexican friend. She's awesome.
Another sexy Mexican lady...
