Get A Room, Cult.
If we all lived in a big Cult mansion, I'd want us all to have rooms that represent our personalities. Here's your chance! Let me give you a room.
Berto:
A room with camerathings and muppets.
Tobii:
A room with walls lined of her favorite comic books.
Alecia:
A boutique.
Tom:
An air stage with air guitars.
Nate:
G.I. Joe room.
Mike:
Jungle room!
you're awesome taylortot.
i dig it! 
Z:
I'm putting a bunkbed and a hot tub in my room.
I was gonna give you guys your rooms!
I want a room. My current rooms is pretty sweet so i hope you top it.
This is great. I approve of this.
OK, I take back my bunkbed/hot tub idea then.
Your room will stay exactly the same as the room you actually have, only there will be more space added so that you can have a couch and a popcorn machine.
You can keep the hot tub, but this is your bed:
I want mine to have a great view of the ocean and giant shelves for my many books and movies or and an ice rink to ride my new zamboni.
I LOVE FUCKING TREES
and I was pretty sure you were going to be stumped.
I forgot to mention that all of the girls rooms will have security devices where, unless you know the magic password, you can't come in. Also, there will be a retina scan.
You will have one of these in your room, though:
SCORE!!!!!!!!!
I LOVE FUCKING TREES
and I was pretty sure you were going to be stumped.
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Race car beds are so 2004. You get this:
And:
This made me laugh heartily for one good guffaw.
Fano gets a magical room, Herry Potter-esque.
That probably should've been Levi's.
Fano is the new levi.
Levi gets a room with Theater curtains, duh:
I got to give myself a room before someone gives me one with a bunch of bear and gay=pride shit in it.
This Bed (sans Superman symbol):
This Aquarium:
This Couch-thing:
"It is true, that which I have revealed to you; there is no God, no universe, no human race, no earthly life, no heaven, no hell. It is all a dream - a grotesque and foolish dream. Nothing exists but you. And you are but a thought - a vagrant thought, a useless thought, a homeless thought, wandering forlorn among the empty eternities."
You can keep the hot tub, but this is your bed:
Does that take quarters?
You can keep the hot tub, but this is your bed:
Does that take quarters?
Nope! Just press a button and tada!
I'm giving out the rooms, mister.
Fuck yea!
You can keep the hot tub, but this is your bed:
Does that take quarters?
Nope! Just press a button and tada!
Oh good, so I can keep the quarters for the strip clubs.
You're gonna have a Willy Wonka room complete with candies and xbox360 games.
Bahahaha! I like you, Mike/Adam!
Hi!
There is hope, but not for us.
You get this pretty bed:
And this chair called a "unicorn chair":
Bring it.
i know all the magic passwords.
I'm giving out the rooms, mister.
Can I still have the stuff I picked out in the room you give me?
"It is true, that which I have revealed to you; there is no God, no universe, no human race, no earthly life, no heaven, no hell. It is all a dream - a grotesque and foolish dream. Nothing exists but you. And you are but a thought - a vagrant thought, a useless thought, a homeless thought, wandering forlorn among the empty eternities."
I'm giving out the rooms, mister.
Can I still have the stuff I picked out in the room you give me?
Only if the aquarium you have has jellyfish in it, and I'm allowed to visit them.
I'm giving out the rooms, mister.
Can I still have the stuff I picked out in the room you give me?
Only if the aquarium you have has jellyfish in it, and I'm allowed to visit them.
Done deal.
"It is true, that which I have revealed to you; there is no God, no universe, no human race, no earthly life, no heaven, no hell. It is all a dream - a grotesque and foolish dream. Nothing exists but you. And you are but a thought - a vagrant thought, a useless thought, a homeless thought, wandering forlorn among the empty eternities."
I hope my room has a shark in it.
Also, this girl insists on being your roommate:
Except that you don't.
that looks a lot like my room:
Your room is going to have tie dye wallpaper:
And you can invite your shark to sit in your Angry Corner:
Except that you don't.
yes and i have all the keys. now where's my room?
That angry corner's scary. Oscar would hate it!
that looks a lot like my room:
Except that you don't.
yes and i have all the keys. now where's my room?
You're banned from Cult Mansion because you insist on creepin' peoples rooms.
can me and steve be roomies? separate beds please
"Everyday takes figuring out all over again how to fuckin live."
To avoid awkward situations in the future of Cult Mansion, all coed roommates must sleep outside in tents. Never fear, though, the tents are like the ones in Harry Potter: They look tiny on the outside but they're vast and magical on the inside!
And you can invite your shark to sit in your Angry Corner:
Ohh, can I live here?
You can have my scary corner. Me and Oscar'll stay in the tie-dye.
And you can invite your shark to sit in your Angry Corner:
Ohh, can I live here?
You beat me to it, I wondered why she didn't give you this room in the first place.
Your (our) roommate is hot.
I'm rooming with Tobii.
I LOVE FUCKING TREES
and I was pretty sure you were going to be stumped.