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jakezz
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What's your gender? All of you better post. I get so confused.

After this post, POIDH.

I'm a male. (Now all of the said must use another word for male, to specify their gender. one is only good once.)

Text only is fine though. Don't submit images of your genitalia. Please.

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i'm a dude.

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I'm a trout.

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I'm XX!

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I'm a bitch, I'm a lover,
I'm a child, I'm a mother,
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I do not feel ashamed.

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jane s.
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I'm 75% female. Or thereabouts. Gender-wise.

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Vrouw.

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Z wrote:
I'm XX!

Oh yeah, well I'm (se)XY!

Hardy har har.

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I just took the quiz "What gender are you?" with the result; "BA Baracus".

chubby chops
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Greek God.

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jakezz
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Some definitions are to me a little vague (thinking of the mr. T of course).

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My sex (biological) is male.
My gender (socially created) is male with a few "feminine" characteristics such as liking chick flicks.

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Tuffy wrote:
I first read that as

I LOVE FUCKING TREES

and I was pretty sure you were going to be stumped.

writemetolife
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I'm a lady.

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I'm all that is man. Sup.

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I'm an easy lover.

nathaniel parker
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I pee standing up.

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I'm a pre-op transsexual...it happens.

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I like the use of "it happens" rather than "it happened." Indicating an on-going process!

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I can switch at will at any given moment.

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I'm not arrested for going bare-chested.

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audreythirteen
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i'm a zero Edit: an infinite zero

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zero is nothingness. how can it be infinite?

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I am a gentleman and a scholar.

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I AM A LEARN-ED DOCTOR!

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ftm transfag

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jakezz
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you're correct. When proving derivate you let h go toward zero. you can (not when proving it) let it go towards infinity. Which is stupid. I hate it- but it kinda makes sense in a way... like, a linear function is infinite and all.. so therefore a polynomial must be too. but still infinity is so hard to grasp.

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Ritt wrote:
I can switch at will at any given moment.

Anyone can do that. Now switching your sex at any given moment, that's a feat!

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Tuffy wrote:
I first read that as

I LOVE FUCKING TREES

and I was pretty sure you were going to be stumped.

tom9d
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I'm a rooster.

nathaniel parker
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jakezz
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nathaniel parker wrote:

Is that a white chocolate snickers without peanuts (even though it says PEANUT on the wrapper)?

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vajayjay

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alex pallix wrote:
I'm an easy lover.

I can't believe that Cassun has missed this, so I'll *wink* and *nudge* in his stead.

nathaniel parker
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I think it's supposed to be from that one song.

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Zero has peanut NOUGAT, actually peanut and almond nougat...

It's also a shitty candybar, probably the white chocolate I would guess, that shit is gross...

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Juggalo Stevey
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Uh duuuuuuuuhhhh!!! I'm a Jugga-loooooooo. Not a jugga-lette!!! LOL!!

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monkeywright wrote:

ROFL! Looks like a girl I used to date!
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Jill's Tit wrote:
alex pallix wrote:
I'm an easy lover.

I can't believe that Cassun has missed this, so I'll *wink* and *nudge* in his stead.

Haha. I think he already knows.

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Oh reeeaaaally!

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I've got a great rack. Some boys can have a rack, but they're not usually described as great...

....This is a shit riddle.

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Hattie wrote:
I've got a great rack. Some boys can have a rack, but they're not usually described as great...

....This is a shit riddle.

Yeah, mine wasn't. I got rid of it.

So... about your rack...

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big S wrote:
Bitch, craft my nuts on your chin, i'm the craftiest craftsman who ever crafted a craft.
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I gots a nice butt and a monster cock.

EDIT: That reminds me, did you guys know that white people started the myth about black guy having big cocks? It was started to scare white women away from them by saying, "These animals are going to rape you with their big monster dicks!"

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Tuffy wrote:
I first read that as

I LOVE FUCKING TREES

and I was pretty sure you were going to be stumped.

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_eNdLeSs_MiKe_ wrote:
I gots a nice butt and a monster cock.

EDIT: That reminds me, did you guys know that white people started the myth about black guy having big cocks? It was started to scare white women away from them by saying, "These animals are going to rape you with their big monster dicks!"

Well, that fucking backfired.

Way to go old racist white men. Ruin it for the rest of us you pricks.

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big S wrote:
Bitch, craft my nuts on your chin, i'm the craftiest craftsman who ever crafted a craft.
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That makes sense, cuz those nat geo mags of tribesmen and women always had me questioning the myth. The breasts sag far lower than the third legs.

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Fano wrote:
_eNdLeSs_MiKe_ wrote:
I gots a nice butt and a monster cock.

EDIT: That reminds me, did you guys know that white people started the myth about black guy having big cocks? It was started to scare white women away from them by saying, "These animals are going to rape you with their big monster dicks!"

Well, that fucking backfired.

Way to go old racist white men. Ruin it for the rest of us you pricks.

Hey, don't take it out on them. Those old men had nothing to do with you having a tiny dick.

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I am a gentleman and a scholar.

I'm a bastard and a bad man.
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I have transcended sex and gender and am now a being of pure light. I know only waves and particles.

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I could be classified as a male, but when I'm not aroused my peen inverts into my body, more like an inny belly button.

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frightened turtle.

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When I'm aroused, it's like a curious turtle.

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