"Gay Threads"

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Wed, 04/14/2004 - 02:22

willtupper

From: Michigan

Joined: 01/02/2003

You know, I really hate all these new Gay threads that have been popping up lately. I mean, how's it gay if there's no one tapping ass? And how does one win? Fuck guys, THATS THE POINT OF PLAYING GAY!!!11!

Anyways, I think we should do with all these gay threads as we should have done with all the parody threads of the past, most recently the Ask threads, and that is delete them, and ban anyone who's posted in them (except willtupper, as he no longer posts that often).

We need to start regulating this before it gets out of hand. Who's with me?

Wed, 04/14/2004 - 02:28

The Average Cultist

From: uh-hi-uh

Joined: 01/23/2004

As usual, impeccable timing on the part of The Tupper.

Wed, 04/14/2004 - 03:20

Prensa Taladradora

From: piss off

Joined: 01/06/2004

All I know is , Wesley is the King of regulations, see case in point: [Url=http://www.chuckpalahniuk.net/community/showthread.php?t=10632]regulations thread[/Url]

Wed, 04/14/2004 - 03:26

alex cassun

From: Los Angeles

Joined: 09/14/2003

i wholeheartedly disagree. there's no reason whatsoever to ban these so called 'gay threads'.

Wed, 04/14/2004 - 03:36

Wesley Sonck

From: sydney

Joined: 02/11/2003

[QUOTE=Prensa Taladradora]All I know is , Wesley is the King of regulations, see case in point: [Url=http://www.chuckpalahniuk.net/community/showthread.php?t=10632]regulations thread[/Url][/QUOTE]

king of regulations? it was just a question

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Wed, 04/14/2004 - 10:11

Brock Landers

From: Texas

Joined: 01/02/2003

[QUOTE=willtupper]You know, I really hate all these new Gay threads that have been popping up lately. I mean, how's it gay if there's no one tapping ass? And how does one win? Fuck guys, THATS THE POINT OF PLAYING GAY!!!11!

We need to start regulating this before it gets out of hand. Who's with me?[/QUOTE]

Some original gangster gay threads started by this dude ^

WAY TO GAY IT UP AROUND HERE, LITTLE BUDDY!!! Wink

Sticking Feathers Up Willtupper's Butt thread...

[url]http://www.chuckpalahniuk.net/community/showthread.php?t=1603[/url]

Willtupper and Keanu Reeves' "Pole"...

[url]http://www.chuckpalahniuk.net/community/showthread.php?t=1729[/url]

Willtupper's "Big Gay" Bed Thread...

[url]http://www.chuckpalahniuk.net/community/showthread.php?t=1796[/url]

Willtupper's "Homoerotic" Thread Deletion Thread...

[url]http://www.chuckpalahniuk.net/community/showthread.php?t=2550[/url]

The "Willtupper's Got A Homo Crush on Brock Landers" Thread...

[url]http://www.chuckpalahniuk.net/community/showthread.php?t=2552[/url]

The Will "Dancing Queen" tupper Disco Appreciation Thread...

[url]http://www.chuckpalahniuk.net/community/showthread.php?t=2679[/url]

The "Willtupper's Got A Homo Crush on Klopper Now" Thread...

[url]http://www.chuckpalahniuk.net/community/showthread.php?t=2754[/url]

Willtupper's "Who Wants to Fuck My Ass?" Thread...

[url]http://www.chuckpalahniuk.net/community/showthread.php?t=3033[/url]

The "Willtupper's Got A Homo Crush on Brock, klopper AND knoxville" Thread...

[url]http://www.chuckpalahniuk.net/community/showthread.php?t=3075[/url]

The "Willtupper is in one of his homo moods again" Gay Bedhead Thread...

[url]http://www.chuckpalahniuk.net/community/showthread.php?t=3420[/url]

Willtupper's Gay Porn Thread...

[url]http://www.chuckpalahniuk.net/community/showthread.php?t=4036[/url]

The "Willtupper's Got A Giant Homo Stalker Crush on Prototype" Thread...

[url]http://www.chuckpalahniuk.net/community/showthread.php?t=3997[/url]

More Willtupper Gay Stalkage...

[url]http://www.chuckpalahniuk.net/community/showthread.php?t=3987[/url]

The Original Willtupper "Ask a Gay Guy" Thread...

[url]http://www.chuckpalahniuk.net/community/showthread.php?t=3923[/url]

Willtupper's "I'm a Plagiaristic Buttpirate!" Thread...

[url]http://www.chuckpalahniuk.net/community/showthread.php?t=5061[/url]

SO MANY TO CHOOSE FROM... many left out in the name of not overgaying this thread... aptly renamed by me as "Willtupper's Gay Thread for Being Gay In"...

[IMG]http://www.chuckpalahniuk.net/community/image.php?u=225&dateline=1075172242[/IMG] < Play's for the pink team. Hence the shirt. That's just a homophobe gay-bashing-of-self avatar right there peoples...

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Wed, 04/14/2004 - 10:12

morey

From: arctic wasteland

Joined: 10/08/2003

Evil lurks....

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Wed, 04/14/2004 - 10:13

Brock Landers

From: Texas

Joined: 01/02/2003

[QUOTE=The Average Cultist]As usual, impeccable timing on the part of The Tupper.[/QUOTE]

As usual, has no clue... Smile

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Wed, 04/14/2004 - 10:13

jane s.

vomits on children

From: the Technodrome

Joined: 03/22/2003

Is there some kind of new policy where we can't take a joke?

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Wed, 04/14/2004 - 10:16

fullmetalbrak

From: the 9-1/2 dimension

Joined: 10/24/2003

I've been wondering that same thing, Jane, since that appears to be the case lately all over the damn place.

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Wed, 04/14/2004 - 10:18

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morey

From: arctic wasteland

Joined: 10/08/2003

Yeah half the time I just go oh and pull out of here, no fun going down.

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Wed, 04/14/2004 - 10:21

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Brock Landers

From: Texas

Joined: 01/02/2003

[QUOTE=jane s.]Is there some kind of new policy where we can't take a joke?[/QUOTE]

If you are referring to me, as I'm sure you are inthis instance since I too was joking about your boytoy of yore, willtupper, I should be asking you the very same question... about taking a joke. Why is gay humor only funny when your homo boyfriend does it, you faghag! Smile Wink Tongue

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Wed, 04/14/2004 - 10:21

#12

fullmetalbrak

From: the 9-1/2 dimension

Joined: 10/24/2003

I know, man. People are taking some shit way too seriously.

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Wed, 04/14/2004 - 10:22

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Brock Landers

From: Texas

Joined: 01/02/2003

[QUOTE=fullmetalbrak]I know, man. People are taking some shit way too seriously.[/QUOTE]

Who are these "people" you speak of?

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Wed, 04/14/2004 - 10:22

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morey

From: arctic wasteland

Joined: 10/08/2003

I thought she was referring to Willtupper..i don't know shit but that talk of thread banning is gay as fuck.

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Wed, 04/14/2004 - 10:24

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jane s.

vomits on children

From: the Technodrome

Joined: 03/22/2003

[QUOTE=Brock Landers]If you are referring to me, as I'm sure you are inthis instance since I too was joking about your boytoy of yore, willtupper, I should be asking you the very same question... about taking a joke. Why is gay humor only funny when your homo boyfriend does it, you faghag! Smile Wink :p[/QUOTE]

I'm referring to several people. And it's not [i]only[/i] funny when Will does it, it's just the opposite of funny when people launch into tirades about it.

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Wed, 04/14/2004 - 10:25

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Brock Landers

From: Texas

Joined: 01/02/2003

[QUOTE=morey]I thought she was referring to Willtupper..i don't know shit but that talk of thread banning is gay as fuck.[/QUOTE]

have you no sense of Cult history, morey? Willtupper has been doing gay threads since the very beginning. He's probably the king of all gay threads if you go by gay volume. Jane is his number one lackey/faghag from the olden days... so, with that said, willtupper was making a funny, just like me! :cool: Smile Big Smile :eek: Wink

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Wed, 04/14/2004 - 10:26

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jane s.

vomits on children

From: the Technodrome

Joined: 03/22/2003

Olden days?

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Wed, 04/14/2004 - 10:27

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Brock Landers

From: Texas

Joined: 01/02/2003

[QUOTE=jane s.]I'm referring to several people. And it's not [i]only[/i] funny when Will does it, it's just the opposite of funny when people launch into tirades about it.[/QUOTE]

Comedic excess? Never. "Launch into tirades"... I like that! It's like "I overdid the funny! TOO MUCH FUNNY!" As far as I am concerned when it comes to the funny, too much is never enough. You should know this by now. I never do anything half-assed, so if I'm gonna "launch into a big gay Willtupper tirade!" then I'm-a do it right, by jove!

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Wed, 04/14/2004 - 10:27

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fullmetalbrak

From: the 9-1/2 dimension

Joined: 10/24/2003

[QUOTE=Brock Landers]Who are these "people" you speak of?[/QUOTE]

Not specifically you and Will, just so you know. I'm referring to "people" in general. There just seems to be "stick-up-the-ass" syndrome in some threads lately.

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Wed, 04/14/2004 - 10:27

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Brock Landers

From: Texas

Joined: 01/02/2003

[QUOTE=jane s.]Olden days?[/QUOTE]

That's homo slang for last year when this board started up...

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Wed, 04/14/2004 - 10:28

#21

jane s.

vomits on children

From: the Technodrome

Joined: 03/22/2003

[QUOTE=Brock Landers]Comedic excess? Never. "Launch into tirades"... I like that! It's like "I overdid the funny! TOO MUCH FUNNY!" As far as I am concerned when it comes to the funny, too much is never enough. You should know this by now. I never do anything half-assed, so if I'm gonna "launch into a big gay Willtupper tirade!" then I'm-a do it right, by jove![/QUOTE]

Well, suppose I can't argue with that. If you're going to be an asshole about something, I admit you do give it your best shot.

I'm going back to bed.

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Wed, 04/14/2004 - 10:28

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Brock Landers

From: Texas

Joined: 01/02/2003

[QUOTE=fullmetalbrak]Not specifically you and Will, just so you know. I'm referring to "people" in general. There just seems to be "stick-up-the-ass" syndrome in some threads lately.[/QUOTE]

Uh-huh... COME ON LADY! NAME NAMES! QUIT BEATING AROUND YOUR BUSH! Smile Big

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Wed, 04/14/2004 - 10:29

#23

Brock Landers

From: Texas

Joined: 01/02/2003

[QUOTE=jane s.]Well, suppose I can't argue with that. If you're going to be an asshole about something, I admit you do give it your best shot.

I'm going back to bed.[/QUOTE]

I LOVE IT! Jane being all passive-aggressive and sneaky with her insults! Talk about no sense of humor! "asshole"! HA! :rolleyes:

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Wed, 04/14/2004 - 13:09

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The Average Cultist

From: uh-hi-uh

Joined: 01/23/2004

Brock, the impeccable timing of which I was speaking was last night.
There was a bit of a flame war going on in a thread called "Game Threads," so will made [i]this[/i] parody thread of that mess entitled "Gay Threads."
It's all a joke and you missed the boat.
Quit acting like a fag when you've got half the story, I'm fucking sick of it.

Wed, 04/14/2004 - 13:12

#25

Brock Landers

From: Texas

Joined: 01/02/2003

[QUOTE=The Average Cultist]Brock, the impeccable timing of which I was speaking was last night.
There was a bit of a flame war going on in a thread called "Game Threads," so will made [i]this[/i] parody thread of that mess entitled "Gay Threads."
It's all a joke and you missed the boat.
Quit acting like a fag when you've got half the story, I'm fucking sick of it.[/QUOTE]

Please don't pick on me mister. I don't like being singled out and made fun of by mean people like you. Don't make me have to actlike that aheffel guy and lodge a complaint with the mods to get you banned, like aheffel tried to do with Brock recently. That's just not a good thing...

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Wed, 04/14/2004 - 13:14

#26

The Average Cultist

From: uh-hi-uh

Joined: 01/23/2004

fuck you.

Wed, 04/14/2004 - 13:25

#27

Brock Landers

From: Texas

Joined: 01/02/2003

[QUOTE=The Average Cultist]fuck you.[/QUOTE]

of course...

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Wed, 04/14/2004 - 13:41

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The Average Cultist

From: uh-hi-uh

Joined: 01/23/2004

Brock you're just fucking ridiculous. You just get on here and start spewing all the regular bullshit about how all of us suck, none of us are funny, and we're all idiots for thinking we are, or thinking we ever could be. We're not pessimistic twirps, so obviously our worldviews are completely wrong. And it's just bullshit.
You make these posts, that obviously took far more energy than could possibly be necessary, about how Will's an idiot for posting pointless threads and he's a hypocrite for wanting to end pointless threads, and you have no concept that it's all just a joke. Then you go on about how I'm an idiot for thinking Will is funny, when the entire joke is a day old now, and so the "timing" I was referring to is entirely lost on you. Obviously I'm an idiot for thinking an idiot like Will is funny, and I'm clearly defective because I don't think all of your goddamn whining is funny.
No one is as smart, funny, or sexy as Brock and everyone should quit trying because he'll just post a thousand words on why they're wrong.
I'm just fucking sick of hearing how you think I'm wrong, how you think I'm stupid, how you think I'm a nerd, and how you think I'm gay. Fucking sick of it. If you don't have anything other than the usual crap to say about me and my statements, then just don't say anything. I think everyone knows how you feel. Find something else to waste your fucking time on.

Wed, 04/14/2004 - 13:50

#29

kloopper

From: bangkok

Joined: 01/06/2003

i hear an apple tree and an acoustic guitar calling your name

Wed, 04/14/2004 - 13:53

#30

Brock Landers

From: Texas

Joined: 01/02/2003

[QUOTE=The Average Cultist]Brock you're just fucking ridiculous. You just get on here and start spewing all the regular bullshit about how all of us suck, none of us are funny, and we're all idiots for thinking we are, or thinking we ever could be. We're not pessimistic twirps, so obviously our worldviews are completely wrong. And it's just bullshit.
You make these posts, that obviously took far more energy than could possibly be necessary, about how Will's an idiot for posting pointless threads and he's a hypocrite for wanting to end pointless threads, and you have no concept that it's all just a joke. Then you go on about how I'm an idiot for thinking Will is funny, when the entire joke is a day old now, and so the "timing" I was referring to is entirely lost on you. Obviously I'm an idiot for thinking an idiot like Will is funny, and I'm clearly defective because I don't think all of your goddamn whining is funny.
No one is as smart, funny, or sexy as Brock and everyone should quit trying because he'll just post a thousand words on why they're wrong.
I'm just fucking sick of hearing how you think I'm wrong, how you think I'm stupid, how you think I'm a nerd, and how you think I'm gay. Fucking sick of it. If you don't have anything other than the usual crap to say about me and my statements, then just don't say anything. I think everyone knows how you feel. Find something else to waste your fucking time on.[/QUOTE]

Rage on, you emo-geek...

I would respond to you in much more length, but it's pointless. It serves no point. It's like arguing with trypdwyre. I learned my lesson with him. He sucks the enjoyment out of everything with his dour librarian demeanor, and that is inno way an insult. He just thinks different. Like mister science or something. Still, I will just say that I find all of this highly hypocritical coming from you who insults everyone and everything time and again. You wanna talk about hating, try looking in the mirror. You hate on grae. You hate on assorted newbies. You hate on everyone and everything that does not agree with you. You also think you are the almighty shit, with your lame-ass band of geeks trying to not be geks by having a boyband. You wanna throwthe insults around, go right ahead, but just realize you are no better. Everyone ses this. The posts are there. Anyone interested need only do a search for your posts from your profile page and see you doing all the shit you claim that I do. You are anything but a saint when it comes to being full of himself and insulting to others...

I pity you mostly because you don't see howme and you are the same. I really feel sorry for you that you think you are above reproach like some kind of born-again christian who thinks they are going toheaven while everyone else is goingtohell... in this case me going to hell and you on your cloud with your fairy wings and homo harp...

In the end, what this all boils down to is one simple thing. JEALOUSY. You are jealous of me because I insult better than you. You are jealous that I post better than you. You are jealous that I am not a geek like you. You are jealous that I am smarter than you... and have more posts than you... and nevr suffer from dumbfuck writer's block like you... and I could go on all day with all the things you are jealous of and it's sad really because you will never admit I am right, yet I am, and everyone, including you, knows this...

Really I don't know why you even waste yourtime telling me to 'get lost'. You think I'm gonna change for some little faggy twerp like you? No way, McFly. Biff don't change for no one, especially some stuttering girly-man like you...

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Wed, 04/14/2004 - 14:20

#31

alex cassun

From: Los Angeles

Joined: 09/14/2003

That's probably all true, brock, but the point stands that YOU missed the joke. sorry.

Wed, 04/14/2004 - 14:21

#32

Prensa Taladradora

From: piss off

Joined: 01/06/2004

oh boy...

Wed, 04/14/2004 - 14:24

#33

kloopper

From: bangkok

Joined: 01/06/2003

i think average emo missed the joke...

Wed, 04/14/2004 - 14:26

#34

alex cassun

From: Los Angeles

Joined: 09/14/2003

i laughed when brock brought all that stuff up from prior will-is-gay threads. does that mean i got the joke of the moment but i missed the over-all funny haha message? or because i knew that this was a parody thread yet i laughed when brock missed the overall message, but i still laughed at brock's gay will post, does that make me a joke-whore?

Wed, 04/14/2004 - 14:28

#35

kloopper

From: bangkok

Joined: 01/06/2003

brock plays along with everything...

Wed, 04/14/2004 - 14:31

#36

Brock Landers

From: Texas

Joined: 01/02/2003

I missed no point, cassun. I said he had no clue. That was the point. It matters little if he had a point or not. I was commenting on how he shows up and posts the stupidest shit in all sorts of threads, and how he never has a clue, which he once again showcased later on in this thread. His cluelessness is complete self-evident in his posts above and how he ignores his own guilt but points out the same behavior in me. That's what being clueless means. My original post in this thread was not anti-willtupper in any way. Willtupper chose to make fun of gay threads. He found it humorous in some way to make fun of threads he himself originated. I found that funny. Jane S and TAC/aheffel are the ones with no senseof humor who turned it into something else, Jane S. with her little "whatever. I'm going back to bed" snide remarksand The Average Cultistwith his "fuck you Brock." Can't ever win with those two. Even if I did do something right, I'd be wrong. Anyways, I don't know I'm talking to you. You are dead to me asof earlier like I mentioned. I gotta quit forgetting to not talk to dead people...

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Wed, 04/14/2004 - 14:33

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kloopper

From: bangkok

Joined: 01/06/2003

theyre not your children brock
as long as they dont start making their own
or TEACHING OTHER PEOPLE'S
its not worth it...

Wed, 04/14/2004 - 14:36

#38

jane s.

vomits on children

From: the Technodrome

Joined: 03/22/2003

I feel better now that I napped though.

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Wed, 04/14/2004 - 14:53

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alex cassun

From: Los Angeles

Joined: 09/14/2003

[QUOTE=Brock Landers]I missed no point, cassun. I said he had no clue. That was the point. It matters little if he had a point or not. I was commenting on how he shows up and posts the stupidest shit in all sorts of threads, and how he never has a clue, which he once again showcased later on in this thread. His cluelessness is complete self-evident in his posts above and how he ignores his own guilt but points out the same behavior in me. That's what being clueless means. My original post in this thread was not anti-willtupper in any way. Willtupper chose to make fun of gay threads. He found it humorous in some way to make fun of threads he himself originated. I found that funny. Jane S and TAC/aheffel are the ones with no senseof humor who turned it into something else, Jane S. with her little "whatever. I'm going back to bed" snide remarksand The Average Cultistwith his "fuck you Brock." Can't ever win with those two. Even if I did do something right, I'd be wrong. Anyways, I don't know I'm talking to you. You are dead to me asof earlier like I mentioned. I gotta quit forgetting to not talk to dead people...[/QUOTE]
so thats it, huh? its all over, just like that. all the history the two of us have gone out the window just because i had a night of bad posting. i see.

Wed, 04/14/2004 - 16:37

#40

Brock Landers

From: Texas

Joined: 01/02/2003

[QUOTE=jane s.]I feel better now that I napped though.[/QUOTE]

I dig it when you taunt me, Jane S. I really do. Unless this isn't a taunt. Unless this is actually a post that serves some purpose. But no, it can't be that. It must be a taunt. Keep it up. Just you wait. Keep up the poking me with a stick through the bars...

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