Gather round!
Years from now, historians will look back on this day and view it as a proper somber and momentous occasion.
I have returned! After O so much pondering of the depths of my mind, I have found the love within. As the song goes, "I was lost but now am found." Yes O Lord, I have found you indeed.
I am a changed man, no longer am I the loudmouthed, Godless, rude, immature, Godless ignoramus you once knew. Today, I am a man of God. I have devoted myself to Him, to spreading his love to all people in the world, whether they like it or not.
So hear me, friends! If I could do it, so can you. It is simple, you must just look inside yourself. Find the love within you, and you will know. You will know that you must give yourself to God, for he is our Lord. Find the love within you, as I have, and help everyone around to do the same. It is the only right path.
God bless all of you,
kl0pper [IMG]http://bibleforums.org/forum/images/smilies/kiss.gif[/IMG]
seems like he's in his manic phase. . .
kl0pper, you gave up to quick. But I'll wait and see what this spins.
bite me
im gonna post then hes gonna start laughing and call me "teh faget"
hmm no response yet but i know that evil lurks still inside him
PRAAAAAAAAAIIISEE TEH LOOOOOOORD.
I dunno, man. kl0pper going from a crazyass misspelling fool to a man of God. Freaks me out. Totally freaks me out.
I think more than one person is using this screen name. That's the only way I can figure it out.
[SIZE=1][QUOTE=ehquestionmark]Wow. This little thread got CRAZY. People telling me to abuse my girlfriend, people showing an alarming lack of respect for women as a whole, people questioning my masculinity in some kind of bizarre machoistic pissing-contest. Hell, I even got called stuffy. [/QUOTE]
[URL=http://confessionalpoe.blogspot.com]Grand Mental Station[/URL]
[URL=http://www.chuckpalahniuk.net/community/showthread.php?t=15714&highlight=interview+insomnomaniac]Insomnomaniac: the found interview[/URL][/SIZE]
*cough* morally corrupt bollocks ingenuine attention-getting but still utterly pointless conversion *uncough*
what did i say?
oh... nothing.
dont worry.
life's pretty straight without vidalia :You_Rock_
kl0pper, if this is a joke, it is SO not funny.
If it's not a joke then good for you.
There is hope, but not for us.
[QUOTE][i]Originally posted by jane s. [/i]
[B]kl0pper, if this is a joke, it is SO not funny.[/B][/QUOTE]
Word.
i laughed
why wouldnt it be funny?
Psych!
wes, love the *cough* *uncough*
Uncough...guess I didn't catch that the first time, that is pretty funny.
There is hope, but not for us.
you know, his avatar looks familiar, like in a post office hanging by the doors familiar, you know.
You mean kl0ppers? Frankly, it freaks me out. But I am freaked out easily. It looks like a postmortem picture of Jim Morrison
There is hope, but not for us.
whatever the deal is, i didn't care when he left, and guess what? i still don't care. if you wanted to make it dramatic klopper, you should have waited a few more months.
slam.
it looks nothing like jim morrison
If you dont recognize the god in the photograph, step off some large buildinks. On to some large sharp thinks.
trippywippydippy, it has occured to me that I dont care that you dont care. Also it has occured to me that bane is stupid.
well, we all know that.
I knew you were going to say that.
Nice sig.
thank you, sir. predictable, even, don't you think?
Someone once told me that nothing gets by a condom,
especially pink ones with good dental work
but apparently they were wrong.
double entondre, c'est magnifique. merci beaucoup.
lost wandering lost
ever since my accident
empty hearted cruel
The bitter humour
Reborn hides the true color
The air smells like love
love it . . .
ah ironical
sarcastic motives surely
belie your intent
The condom speaks truth
You are clearly the condom
Sex education forgot
condoms rarely speak
trojans seldom horse around here
the well's dried up
Loneliness makes fear
Deep in the latex cloaks' hearts
Big hugs from all kinds
abstinence rules
get thee to a nunnery
or the fetish ball
Delayed responses
Mistrust leaks among the nuns
Could this be the end?
satannic chants
nuns mumbling priests humbling
cross thyself and pray
Ominous music
Culmination of it all
buhbuhbuhbuh bummm...
crescendo whoosh bang
earthquake tidal wave typhoon
volcanic ash falls
Hmm, change religion from Almighty Satan to Almighty God???
eh, whatever.
bite me