G-Spot

Www.clitical.com ? Heehehe

i had an ex-girlfriend who'd never experienced a g-spot orgasm until one day we just really took our time and explored, savored. she said it was unlike anything she'd ever felt before, like no other orgasm, and quickly became addicted to specific stimulation there. absolutely loved it.

since then i've decided to take the road of chastity with the girls i spend time with, but i very much look forward to my future as a married man with a fun skill-set

I left mine at home.

oh, you've got one, or the equivalent thereof.
i wont be finding it for you though.

Probably for the best. I just ate ribs and it coulda gotten messy.

I've never experience um any kind of orgasm.. let alone a G -Spot one.. I didnt know there was more than one kind.. now dont get me wrong I have fun while I'm doing the horizontal hustle and it feels good. I just dont get off.. and since I dont know what it feels like.. I cant miss it.. Cant miss something you've never had ya know..

Monkeywright.. are you sure you left yours at home?

They had the new season of Bullshit premiere tonight and it was on Orgasms!
I didn't get to see it but I guess they don't exist if they did a show on them.

okay, so there's this show, hosted by a 70-something canadian lady, and she can tell you how to find it. i know, because she knows everything. you call her up, and she'll help you.

because YOU NEED TO KNOW ABOUT THIS.

you can find the orgasms by yourself, all you need is patience, a bit of extra time, and some imagination. or something that makes a "hhhhmmmmm" noise and contains batteries.

QFT

Check this site out.

http://we-vibe.com/

What if she sold her soul to the devil to be able to play the guitar really well in exchange for all her earthly orgasms?!!

Yeah, my g-spot is...anywhere in the general area of my penis.

then she got jipped, because that doesn't make sense. But it's better this way.

I have a guitar but I would give it away if I had to choose between musical skill and orgasms.

i guess i just have a knack for this cuz my g.f.s always have the orgasm and stuff
if this helps, probably not:The G-spot is usually said to be located about one to three inches inside the vagina, on the anterior wall. Some women report that stimulation of parts of the posterior wall of the urethra and the anterior wall of the anus at about the same depth creates a similar intense sensation and stimulation.

It's not like it's so hard to become good at the guitar, that you'd need to sell your soul. Just take a lesson or two...

And you may be putting the cart before the horse if you're on a desperate search for your G-spot and you've never even had a regular orgasm. Concentrate on making the standard one work and search for the panic button later.

You seem cool, Cuntsteen. Welcome to the Cult.

Wait... Women can have orgasms?

OK so in response to searching myself.. DONE IT.. I worked at a porn shop for 2 years.. Ive tried numerous things and I find dildo's to be extremely boring.. I don't want to fuck myself.. thats just lame.. I dont think women should be allowed to own Dildo's unless you are either over the age of 60, your husband works over seas, or your a lesbian. They give women false hope on size, shape and girth of a penis.. Why would you want someone else to pleasure you if you can do it yourself? Maybe thats whats wrong with women now a days.. and why they lose interest in their husbands..

ANYWAYS Dildo's are out..

In regards to selling my soul for an orgasm.. Nah, I dont know what it feels like so honestly if I never get one, how would I know what I am missing. But I would sell my left ovary

interesting, well keep at it kiddo
also: i enjoy your posts as well, welcome.

Thanks everyone for the warm welcome..

Remember hearing/reading a few times, when I was on a hardcore psychology kick, which of course included sexuality, that something like 75% of women can't orgasm during vaginal intercourse. Dunno, whatever. But the gspot seemed to be considered something of a myth, or the idea that there's one spot that can get you off, every time, anyway.

Though, I just responded to a thread about sex with stuff I read in psychology texts, so, you know, feel free to ignore me.

Too, w-to-the-C, works on a boat gal, if I haven't said it elsewhere already.

Pocket Fives..

What does this mean?

Too, w-to-the-C, works on a boat gal, if I haven't said it elsewhere already.

I wont ignore any post that will help me find my mythological g spot

not dildos, think more of the "hhhhhmmmm" noise. anything that's bright purple, smells like plastic, and doesn't have a body attached to it is of course unattractive and unconstructive to put in your body.

i think even Noxzema makes vibrators now.

it's a conspiracy to bring down the teen pregnancy numbers. and a damn good conspiracy.

even if you can pleasure yourself it's no comparison to human interaction. else why would boys, who starting pulling on it as soon as they can walk, ever try to get with girls?

Good point.. and Ive tried vibrators they are fun just didnt work.. The couples vibrating cock rings are AWESOME!!

Keep reaching for the stars.

Its going to happen.. and when it does. Rainbows and kitten will fall from the sky.. Glitter will explode out of me like a starburst commercial..

Like the time they did the show on dolphins? Dolphins don't exist?

Sounds like someone needs to call "Mythbusters."

Man, that was a great combination of poor hyphen usage and stealing Stephen Graham Jones' use of "too" to mean "also." Which, I guess, it does.

Anyway:

"Too"--also
"w-to-the-C"--Welcome to the Cult (me getting a bit too creative)
"works on a boat gal"--should have been hyphenated, but means you. A gal. Who works on a boat.

Anyway, this has been a lesson in why I should not drink and Cult.

Too, Eddie does that. I like it. I think that's an old English thing, I've seen it before in fairy tales.

Too whit.

I was really confused by this W to the C. I thought it was a polite way of saying Willy to the Clit.

Serioulsy I did especailly since the next line was about a guy in a boat or somethin.

HAHAHAHA! First good laugh of the day!
And I thank you, sir!

Yeah, I think a lot of the folks over at the Velvet have picked it up.

And then you'll be ready to do it again.

I'm of the opinion that if you've never had an orgasm, ever, then maybe you should stop looking for the g-spot and concentrate on looking for the clitoris.

how many women here HAVE had orgasms? show of hands

What do you mean by show of hands? What are you implying, sir?

I've done this a lot and no one has ever said shit about it.

Then again, no one has ever read any post I made.

I do it because it's pretentious.

Like my penis.

I think that I have penis envy.. yes.. I think I want to have a cock in my pants, but then again I'd never get free drinks at a bar..

I know where my clitoris is...

I swear this thread happened before, and Nightrious or Corellion posted that one Mobb Deep lyric.

Then you're obviously going to the wrong bars.

Why are you yelling.. I'm sitting right here.. I can read just fine without caps.. take a breath.. its ok..

lol I knew this would happen.

I will comment if this shit ever gets back on track. Which it won't. PERSONAL INFORMATION WITHHELD!