FREEMENAMENAMENAMENAMENAMENAMENA!
Happy Birthday Lady!!!
This Cake is Red and has your name on it!!! So I think you get to have it. 



HAPPY BIRTHDAY FREEMENA
“if you want to be a bird,” you said once, “with colorful plumage and buoyant trills, you must also be ready for hollow bones."
Happy birthday!

Yay, cake!

Um... Oops.
Well, I did think of you anyway...
This is why we can't have nice things.
And on this day, the heavens split and the hells poured forth and Terror reigned.
As your attorney, my advise to you is to start drinking heavily(er).-Tuffy
I thought Noah said "and Terriers rained." Which my brain turned into "and Terriers reigned."
I'm disappointed you're not from a universe ruled by small, nerdy dogs but I hope you have a happy birthday anyway.

Terrior rained?! Lets make this happen
As your attorney, my advise to you is to start drinking heavily(er).-Tuffy

Who makes a dog out of burlap? Seriously. Gingham is proper.

See?
This is why we can't have nice things.
Cats, of course, are made of calico.

Everyone knows that.
This is why we can't have nice things.
Burlap is clearly intended for wedding cakes.
Happy Birthday Mena

I hope you're not afraid of spiders
Happy Birthday to You! Hope your day was all you wanted it to be! 
Whatever Whore!
Happy Birthday Lovely! I hope you have a fantastic day with good people and yummy food. xx
Once again, happy birthday. 

You guys are the very best! Thank you so much for this thread. I thought I wouldn't get one because I am not around enough. 
My day was as fantastic as a day were you go to work on your birthday could be! I woke up to a ton of great birthday wishes. All of my projects at work are proceeding swimmingly and my new boss is the awesomeness. I get a ton of Kudos and respect now because I am the only one who knows how to do it right. Our audit came out much, much better than would be expect considering the accounting department was headless though the closing process and the audit. I did the entire close by myself and led the audit. It was so cool!
When I came home from work, the family was all there to wish me a happy birthday and I had presents! It's been a long time since I have had real presents (that I didn't pay for) for my birthday. Then my boyfriend and I went out to eat (on a date!!!!!!).
And then I wake up and see this thread and well... this is the best birthday ever!
All in all, it was the best. Birthday. Ever!
Mom's gonna fix it all soon.
Hooray for Awesome Birthday's!
I'm glad you had a good birthday, Mena.


happy birthday!