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knoxville
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anyone else notice how boring and slow the forums are getting lately? i've also noticed the threads havnt been as interesting as they once were *sigh*

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I blame the Germanic hordes.

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i blame the facist dog who seeks to destroy me

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I blame my leave of absence.

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i blame posts like these? no, i couldnt. i blame the drug companies and the government. no, wait, i blame me. no, oops, forget it.

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[QUOTE][i]Originally posted by knoxville [/i]
[B]anyone else notice how boring and slow the forums are getting lately? i've also noticed the threads havnt been as interesting as they once were *sigh* [/B][/QUOTE]
every thread seems to get knocked off subject before the first page is up. it is getting old and boring. reading five or six pages about something that would normally be a two way b.s. conversation. most of the people here rock, but i think either a.d.d. is a common occurrance here, or else it's just that we're all sarcastic little turds that wanna be funnier than the one before us or something.
ok, maybe it's because of boring posts like this one. sorry. Smile Big

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yeah, i think were all going to start blaming ourselves.

is that what you wanted Knox?

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hmmm *scratches chin* i think you may be on to something, wes.

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*gasp* its a plot!

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[QUOTE][i]Originally posted by TwoPennyKenny [/i]
[B]it's just that we're all sarcastic little turds that wanna be funnier than the one before us or something.[/B][/QUOTE]

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it's all my fault. *sniff*

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Out of my house! [b]N~O~W[/b]...

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[QUOTE][i]Originally posted by TwoPennyKenny [/i]
[B]most of the people here rock, but i think either a.d.d. is a common occurrance here[/B][/QUOTE]

!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!i've infected everyone with a.d.d............................................YES!!!!!! LOL
*HIGH FIVES HIMSELF*

im listenning to heart of glass by blondie, pretty cool stuff, go get it

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People say I have ADD.
Whatever that means.

I tell them they're easily amused.

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*in horrible william shatner impersonation* oh...... my..... god!! I've...... done it again........... I've............. offended.. people with... a.......d...........d.............. *bights knuckle, acting badly*
i like when that guy in nirvana says that...... "easily amused"... that's awesome. Smile Big

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I wish I was like you.......
eeeeeeeeeaasily amused!! Smile Big

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Everybody has a slump every now and then. It'll pick up soon enough. This is just one of those awkward silences in a conversation. We'll soon find something we can all relate to and suddenly the conversation will flow again. Wait, is it over yet? To be honest, I never really noticed it to begin with.

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we could always talk about porn. that's usually pretty fun

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Yeah... I mean what the fuck? Sex sells damnnit! The masses are hungry for pornography. Society needs perversion. I, personally need my recommended daily allowance of pussy, ass, and tits. A place devoid of sexuality is dacaying matter, gray dissidence for the compost heap. A place without hormonal imbalance is unhealthy, and from complacency spurts dejection and depression and defilement of the senses. Use it or lose it. Not just a motto, a way of life. You stop being lascivious and filthy, you become one of the nameless faces amongst the pathetic pinheads of the world. Ejaculation, intercourse... these things suffice but what about fucking and moneyshots? They too, have their place. I mean, nice healthy normal sexuality is great and all but what made this country great, what made it thrive was depravity... the shell-shocked fuck-me look of a veteran porn actress, the look of fear in the unsuspecting purveyor's prey, the fresh meat, the squallid humidity of the thoughts expressed. Porn fun? Sure it's fun, but dare i say it more than that. It's the air we breathe, the food we eat, the things we dare not repeat. It's in every person we look at as a sexual object. It's every random ass we survey. It's in every nuanced flirtation with a casual acquaintance. It's in the smell of cotton candy and strawberry lip gloss. It's chocolate to fat people. It's crack to baseheads. It's catnip to a pussy. Sex is life... all else death. All problems we face are the polar opposite of sexual harmony. Sexual dysfunction, lack of frequency, loss of libido... these are at the root of all evil. If you don't like sex, I don't want to know you. I can't relate to you. You make no sense. Feelings of guilt from sex, from sex thoughts, etc? So fucking what? Everyone feels that way to some extent... it's easy enough to buy into the lies. I use guilt. I was raised catholic. I like the guilt. Makes the sex that much better. If sex was as guilt-free as doing the polka, it'd be a bore... no offense to all the horny polka dancers out there. Fuck it... either get busy fucking, or get busy dying... to quote from "Forrest Hump"...

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perveristy not brevity is the soul of wit, hamlet.

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uh oh... some one woke brock up..... *runs and hides*

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porn and sex should wake anyone up

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sex = porn

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maybe you guys are just spoiled...this is a fuckin awesome site, go to yahoo chats or something and you wont think that this is boring at all, but what the hell do i know?

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nothing

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At least he didn't call you dude.

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lol!!!! turkey turkey turkey, i got the perfect master piece theatre involving ya mirkah, already got the idea and setting and scenes set up, just gotta fiddle aorund with soem avatars

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Yay, I can't wait dude!

Check out some of the puppetry I did back on the Kill Kill Kill thread. I owe it all to your inspired sick genius!

Just so you know Wes was sporting a Don Johnson and son avatar back then.

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Hurry teh hell up fresh knox of ball-hair. I am not going out until I see your next piece of teh threater!

(And I wanna go out tonight. Really.)

knoxville
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bah i need some prop avatars!!!

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LOMA... prop avatars!

Let this day go down in history as teh day the phrase "prop avatars" was born!

Hail knoxville - teh Einstein of avatar threater!

knoxville
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ha ha ha ha

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Hurry up, bitch. Quit reading, start directing!

I wanna see some new shit before I leave. I hope you're not having teh "performance anxiety" now. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha. LAMO!

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tupper go out have fun (spend the night eating egg rolls [sorry i just had a big craving for htem out of nowhere]) and spend the night wonderring baout what avatar masterpiece theatre i will make

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knox, you are the forum's bitch now.

The reason I appoint you the forum's bitch is 2 (two) fold:

1. because i looooooooooooove you. Smile
2. BECAUSE NOW I WANT EGGROLLS! EVIL, MAN! DAT'S TEH EVIL!

knoxville
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ha ha ha me too, ig ot borritos tho!!!!gooo boritos!