alexanderdeath25 said this and nhe is stupid because...
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Too rich for my blood!
There aren't any reviews on the Amazon page. Let's get busy, gang. We could turn this book into the next internet sensation à la:
there that might help. there is my search of my name. my name is out there.
none of you guys were very nice at all.
also, none of you have even read my book, you've read a peice that an internet site for a magazine published months before i even started editing for the published book. the person who asked me if i wanted to publish was on this site, but has probally not been on here for a while because some of you are fucking dumb ass dick heads.
the first post that said
buy my book and read it and then had a link to my publishers site was mocked for no reason so i got angry and fought back because i was bored.
okay so by my book and then fucking say what ever you want, but untill you've read it i do not think you have much to say.
fuck you guys here are the links to my published book.
or
I've written two novels. One is called "F.F. Franklin and the Boy Wonder Known as Sparx" and it's about a wild-eyed old scientist who travels back to the 50s in a time machine he built out of a DeLorean (it was in the 80s, you see). His good friend Sparx comes, too. The second is an abstract, Industrial Revolution reinterpretation of the Twilight saga.
Here's my book... *see picture* So now I have the right to piss my piss on your piss book.
First of all, you are too cool to write... you gotta get yourself some awesome new way of expressing yourself.
Maybe football without a ball, might work.
Maybe Bowling without the pins, might be fun.
Writing without grammer... c'mon... What the fuck?
I'm 20 by the way and I come from Sweden. Since I got published at a younger age than you did, it automatically makes me a better writer, AMAI KOREKT?!
And also probably also a better person, which is saying a lot because I don't like you much.
This just made me like you a bit more, However my stand point regarding James Bond has not changed.
Don't you get sweaty wearing just a hoodie without a t-shirt underneath?
Sweaty? I'm swedish... we do not sweat.
Why would I bother putting on a t-shirt when all I do around my house is sing along to tupac and act all "I ain't got a job cos im a hustler."
There was so much awesome in this thread, I had to bump it. I miss this kind of teamwork around these parts...
oh you are hot so what? what? fuck you too
Hahaha!
this was definitely a "good times" thread... too bad he went on to top the NYT bestseller's list...
oh wait.
So, what was the original title of this thread anyway?
This is why we can't have nice things.
Check the address box above. 
Ah.
This is why we can't have nice things.
The best part of this thread was when Timberly gave him a really honest critique of his writing and he was like "Fuck you. Keep your replies to me civil, bitch."
There is hope, but not for us.
This thread is hilarious. I wish I was in GD when it was originally posted...
poor guy. all he ever wanted was to live, to love and for all you peons to realize how much better then you he was. C'est la vie.
I vote myself MVP of this thread.
Well, he did give you the best nickname.
I just read this entire thread and the thing that stands out for me most is that this fucker was Canadian. But then I realized he's from Montreal and it all made sense. Not that everyone from Montreal is like this....but yeah.
I'm flying my flag at half mast.
Also, how in the hell did I miss this entire thread? I know I was on my computer over Christmas.
I can only imagine from what I have read so far (up to page 2 of this thread) that this is not a man at all but some lovecraftian horror come to life by means unknowable.
A creature so far beyond the motives, morals and drives of mortal men that it is truly beyond all comprehension.
Or
You are attempting to signal God that now is the time to send the fiery meteorite that will extinguish all of his creation.
Either or is fine by me.
I will choose to believe the former as the image of Chthulu bashing away at a tiny keyboard with his face tentacles amuses me immensely.
...just lurking.
"King Edgy of Angst Mountain"
“if you want to be a bird,” you said once, “with colorful plumage and buoyant trills, you must also be ready for hollow bones."
But you simply must read the whole thing!
This is why we can't have nice things.
If we can't ban anyone, can we hand out awards? Something is happening here. I think this is the marker of a new era. It needs to be officially recognized. Maybe I'll cast a bronze statue of a prude crying over a stack of books.
Agreed. I just read most of it for very good reason (until it dwindled into mostly nonsense and belittling).
What does this mean? Maybe this guy should be a poet. He could create layers of meaning that even he couldn't understand. Oh wait, is that too academic?
check out kerouac.
what you guys read was a rougher draft. i need to edit alot more than others. i like conflict though so argueing is fun for me, bitches!
Hahahahahahahahaha
I fear if I do my head may asplode.
...just lurking.
If thought WAS food this Alexander guy would fucking starve.
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