alexanderdeath25 said this and nhe is stupid because...

I'm going to delete this thread unless you take shit out of the title, as there is no cursing allowed in thread titles. Thanks.

Thanks for changing the title... hehe

no why not? what are they about?

"Craped?"

why no cursin

quality not quantity.

pooped what did i leave out a p. ?

You really should do the one about the orcs and the space heroin.

You're not better than everyone on the planet that hasn't published a novel, dumb shit. I hope when I'm a published author I'm not begging strangers on the internet to buy and read my stuff.

have you read my book?

have you...

it is one book. my first book published. now do you have one?

i read the excerpt, sonny boy. i'm not gonna criticize it for you, instead i'll just list the good things about it:

This is no way to promote your novel, for lack of a better owrd. If you want people to read your shit, find a better way to do it.

i am not begging really just trying to get it out there. this is a site for palahniuk a writer i respect and like, so i thought it would be a good place to post i have a book out, whats you book about nightrious

i agree

and your book?

I haven't looked, but by this guy's posts, I'm going to guess it's a picture book he is trying to push on us. Certainly, not one with many big words.

i'm gonna sit down and write all the bullshit i can barely remember and make sure to throw in a "did a line of coke" here and there to make it more interesting. then i'll be a "published writer". i swear, everyone's a writer these days.

god you people are harsh with your freaking criticness... lighten up with the swarmy bull

But fuck. I don't know your niggerin ass. You could be any one of those hundreds of thousands of authors, and some of them, I can't stand their prose. Why would I read your novel, random dude, when I've yet to read Ulysses?

Alex, I'll say here what I said in your other thread. You can't win this. (I'm on your side, by the way.) But really, you just can't win. Sorry.

We're just preparing you for the criticism I'm sure it will get in the future

kind of a snap judgment no?

okay. you are right. but why come at me like i am trying to kill you...

I made a movie, so can I criticize your crapey thread now?

you think i am a stranger to this, and by the way the word largeness statement was so eay to make no... look none of this hurts me i am sure some of you are getting down on yourselves too, but you ll never admit it... anyway. and you smartazboy ..... book?

i will add that none of you have read my book...

dude, i'm being nice about your book, trust me. if that place will publish your book, then anyone's a writer. i'm not gonna be mean to you for some reason.

I hope if/when you make some money, you purchase some new glasses if your sight is the problem or hire someone to post for you, because really I have no idea what you're saying.

"money, time, and brainspace"

nice. no free copy.

i enjoy this. really i do.

Okay.

I'm sorry we craped on your booky poo.

again you have not read the book.

and for the person that wants to crit-it-size my post please do...

i am happy to have been published and i think we all are writers or story tellers or artist of some kind, i do not think i am better than any of you, my spelling sucks and that is why there are editors.

whats else... what yall think of 30 rock i think it is a great show!

This is my book, or at the very least the beta of it:

It is my third novel. It's all nicely bound n shit by CreateSpace, and I'm sending it out to a small select group of first readers for feedback so I can make it better and have it published fORREALZ and/or do it myself. Have I ACTUALLY been published yet? No. But this one's gonna get pushed harder than anything I've written as of yet, because it's got potential.

Point being: there are TONS of shitty published books out there. SERIES of them. Dan Brown is a fucking bajillionaire. So no, don't ask what people have published as a way to prove yourself superior. Asking what they've finished is marginally better, but still a shitty argument. Nightrious has written POSTS on here that I think are more finely crafted than entire stories I've written.

So what I'm really saying is, once I get through the rewrite of this novel, I'll be making these same kinds of shitty threads, but with more politeness and better spelling.

End Thread

please

http://www.artnouveaumagazine.com/March-April/bookk.html

did that get published as is? i won't read a whole book if i can't even get past the first chapter.

monkeywright wrote:

This is my book, or at the very least the beta of it:

It is my third novel. It's all nicely bound n shit by CreateSpace, and I'm sending it out to a small select group of first readers for feedback so I can make it better and have it published fORREALZ and/or do it myself. Have I ACTUALLY been published yet? No. But this one's gonna get pushed harder than anything I've written as of yet, because it's got potential.

Point being: there are TONS of shitty published books out there. SERIES of them. Dan Brown is a fucking bajillionaire. So no, don't ask what people have published as a way to prove yourself superior. Asking what they've finished is marginally better, but still a shitty argument. Nightrious has written POSTS on here that I think are more finely crafted than entire stories I've written.

So what I'm really saying is, once I get through the rewrite of this novel, I'll be making these same kinds of shitty threads, but with more politeness and better spelling.

cool man. best luck

There are many things I like in this thread. I will enumerate them:

1. "Craped," which I imagine is a rape that is done by a superhero, aka "cape rape."

2. "i'm not gonna criticize it for you, instead i'll just list the good things about it:"

3. "lighten up with the swarmy bull"

4. "Why would I read your novel, random dude, when I've yet to read Ulysses?"

5. "I made a movie, so can I criticize your stupid thread now?"

6. "and by the way the word largeness statement was so eay to make no"

i paid nothing. never pay to publish

I imagine rape wouldn't be as bad if the guy had a cape on. Your thoughts, during rape, are probably going rampant: NOO! HELP! WHY ME! IS THIS GUY DISEASED? WILL I GET PREGNANT? But if they're wearing a cape, that's an island there, at least for a few seconds you'll be thinking, "Why is he wearing a cape?"

yeah

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This man is a crapeist.

this is in regards to this:
November 17, 2009 Quick Reads
Quick Reads
by Lindsay Ryan and Kamila Hinkson

At least he got three out of four right
Unwanted Hopeless Romantic Morons
Geoffrey Alexander Parsons
8th House Publishing
174 pp
$15.88
Detailing the escapades of a 25-year old pseudo-intellectual named Tom and his friend Jack, who both have drug and alcohol abuse problems, Unwanted Hopeless Romantic Morons progresses at a confusing pace with its multiple transitions between first-person, second-person and third-person narration.
Despite his roguish behaviour, Jack suffers from a serious need for approval and a desire for long-lasting romantic relationships.
Reading the novel is made difficult due to its mixture of crude language and short abrupt sentences, with archaic use of terms and sentence structure. It does, however, provide some sense that Tom, if not the author, possesses some degree of intelligence. Explicit and vulgar sexuality are present only for shock value and fail to provide insight into character or plot.
Despite some of the novel’s structural and artistic flaws, there were some beautiful melodic lines that demonstrated the author’s innate talent.
2/5
—Lindsay Ryan

i guess i am happy to of been written about at all....
but tell Lindsay Ryan that her assessment "Explicit and vulgar sexuality are present only for shock value and fail to provide insight into character or plot" is bullshit. and simply some people talk about sex in Explicit and vulgar. just because that is how they speak. and when you are a real writer and not an over educate prude which Lindsay Ryan may very well be you might find the honesty refreshing.
" It does, however, provide some sense that Tom, if not the author, possesses some degree of intelligence."
"there were some beautiful melodic lines that demonstrated the author’s innate talent."
i thank mis ryan for those ones there.......
anyway i was happy to find it. its 3:36 in the morning and just dont feel like jerking off so i decided to write you literary chaps a letter. ta ta...
arrrg
GAP
PS
thanks for reading
pps
i also will post this on face book and other places to shock my friends so they never get to know the real me...

On forums that revolve around, and contain many people who wish to be, writers, it's considered good form to not post unless you actually have something to say.

you really think it's that bad hey?

iam a writer

Only geniuses go to the library

Ohhh. I like this guy now.

you see no freaking humor in it? really. read more. i have no idea what your problem is. whats wrong with writin the way one speaks