It's a thing of beauty. I especially like that you can get stuck on how not reading and writing intelligible English is working out.

What if one's cleverness is not working out for them?

That happens sometimes.

Haha. This is great.
But I didnt even get a lobster, or a sandwich. And I have been naked more times than I care to admitt.
But this is great.

Phew, I'm here for a good reason.

I meant to include Snail down in the mythical creatures section and I forgot.

You are a clever person Pepper!

I was welcomed at "Lonely Panda". Good thing, too. I didn't want to have to answer that next question.

I never made an intro thread so I never had to go through anything like this.

I just posted replies until people started noticing me.

i went back and looked at my comment history and read my first few posts in threads after they were culled (in 2006 - 2007?) with the drupal switch thing.

i was so polite. i still am.

polite.

This is a Thing Of Beauty.

After reviewing the chart, I am not sure this is a compliment...

I didn't do a new member thread either.

That's pretty rad, Pepper.

Nor did I.

This is the very first thing I ever read on the Cult. Yes, it has stuck in my memory. Someone bumped it the day I joined here. I read it and decided to stick around for a while...

http://chuckpalahniuk.net/forum/1000026/the-thread-that-will-make-you-al...

i think that's the first thread i've seen with a brock landers comment that's not a wall of text.

Nightrious is cooler than he used to be.

We do need more charts and graphs now.

This is an interactive thread. Others are encouraged to create graphs and charts and timetables for the purpose of explaining Proper Culting Etiquette and/or everyday life.

Don't let this die like the book poetry, pretty please, because no one else makes any.

Love the chart.

I am thinking abotu making something along the lines of.
Name of your horse
Best name for a cat
Sandwich? HOW?
Genitals, yes or no?

Great graph! Had to look up Black Sugar... Japanese women can't get enough.
http://kitchen.j321.com/black-sugar-asian-japan-taiwan-ingredient

So the Chart has been helpful to you then, newgirl?

I am unable to locate my LobsterSammichCujo graphic anywhere on here.

It takes three nekkids to appear.

I'm flattered, but no.

Educational and entertaining, certainly.
You should be a sociologist.
Let the Venn diagrams ensue!

That's "sammich".

Sandwich/Sammich faux pas forgiven, newgirl is OK.

Pepper dammit, don't lead me on.
*whispers to self~ she likes me, she really likes me*
Seriously, that graph is brilliant. Fun stuff!!

Don't worry newgirl, the only person I ever seriously lead on is myself.

I believe that is what I painted on the Cultmas ornament I sent Isaac.

Here, I found it:

http://chuckpalahniuk.net/forum/1000026/unofficial-official-cult-iconogr...

If I had remembered that thread I would have just put this in there instead of making a new thread.

I yanked this out of another thread because it was a serious writer thread for serious writer things.

I think a person is only new until two more people show up and say "Hi, I'm new!"

Except for Newgirl. Sorry, Newgirl. You'll always be New Girl.

She has branded herself. But new girl is one of the best new kids to come along in a good while. I was the new kid for a very long time.

I still love this:

You guys really know how to have fun. There are some really great folks around here, present company definitely included!
I'm gonna be around for a while. You are stuck with me.
I like it here.
So, thanks for the help navigating the sharky waters of the site.
Going to check out that thread, pepper.
More chat?
Where are the other newbies?
I feel like I've said too much. I'll shut up now.

Most newbies stick around for a day or two. Then drift off. Not many people stay for long which is why the number of us who do, are fairly close. We know eachother well enough and generally seem to enjoy eachother. We know eachothers personalities, get eachothers inside jokes and understand the different senses of humor that float around. Some people are closer to others and others pop in and out, not staying for long but never really leaving.
You are more than welcome here. Everyone seems to enjoy your posts. Youre forward and friendly but not over the top and full. Stick around, share your ideas. Be a little weird.

I like new member's who stick around for a while.

As much as what Noah said is true about people being close and getting each other around here, and as comforting as it is too, it is also nice when fresh blood comes along and mixes up this cults gene pool now and then.

Join the ranks. See the world. Have a sandwich.

Alright Alright

Enough with the welcoming lovefest.

back to Educational and Somewhat Sarcastic Charts And Graphs!!

Oh fuck, it was the gif. Right as I was opening the quote page, THAT picture came on. Oh well. Still nobody uses it anymore before talking of bears