Moron vs. Moron

Battle of the Moms who like to birth armies.

If their kids really did form an army who's army would win?

Nadya Suleman -or- Kate Gosselin

It's just like my movie fight club only without all the movies!

hey, jaz

please dont call names out on thread titles. it's against forum guidelines and we dont new members to think it's okay. give the thread a title, and pm the member if you dont think said member will catch it. though, nate is the resident cult scholar here and would catch it with or without a private message.

thanks and one love

(okay, carry on)

So is it okay if it's Giggan's name?

just didnt catch that; wherever it is, whatever it is. i am getting married in two weeks and frank's a full time cop. we try to catch it all, but that's just downright impossible. impossible, i say !!!

or.. are you saying gig's a moron ? hmm.. big brother's watching you

kabol, you better come back with a huge pile of pics from that wedding, cause you know, i want to see them!

No, it's a thread about Communism and Capitalism.

thanks, barb. will do. we did hire a photographer. well, a friend we are hosting in a hotel room and a meal at a great restaurant. very little spent when compared to the going rate for a photographer. most everything costs money. she so wanted justice of the peace. kept saying it, over and over. technically, she kept saying vegas. but i'm of the opinion that i will only marry once and some things are worth fighting for. and we've fought over it ahhaha but i dont want it to be easy. i wanna fight for it, earn it. and i will post picts. if, that is, we dont kill each other.

(sorry for hijacking the thread for a moment )

i was just gonna sayyy....

hahaha no worries

Haha, was that you or Kabol that just changed the title of the thread for a while?

meeee but i figured people might take it the wrong way so i changed it back.

i don't want to get in trouble

kate would rip octomom in two.

But this is about an army of their children, not their famewhoring mothers.

For what it's worth, I give consent for the use of the name 'Giggan' to be used in thread titles.

I also reserve the right to reverse this decision at any time.

Personally, I think there needs to be more threads with "Gigan" in the title.

Tom Cruise would smash Kirk Cameron. A red beam will fire out of his fist and hit Kirk in the nuts, making him abstinent.

Tom Cruise is a facepalm-but-entertaining crazy.

Kirk Cameron is just fucking annoying and out of his mind.

I'd pick the Octomom's kids to beat the Jon and Kate Kids because the Octomom kids can transform into a Voltron type mega-child where as the Jon and Kate kids can't. I think they're too cute and wouldn't fight, despite being Korean and already knowing martial arts at birth.

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big S wrote:

Have a good one! I'd sing you happy birthday but the melody was written by a Sunday school teacher and i know how much you hate God so i won't sing to you. Have a good one though.

true, octomom's kids are bad little kids and kate's kids seem like little sissy-marys. i blame jon for that one. in that case, octomom wins. but kate is a killer.

Remember too that Octomom actually has 14 kids. Some of them are probably strong but one is a retard. And her octos are weak little preemie midgets. It's a tough call.

I hate children today.

damn, frank.. i was seriously gonna use that just a moment ago

but mine was something along-

i would take all of the kids you just named and form voltron and rule the planet. now i have to form devastator or some such shit. not near as cool, that!

Okay, first one, Tom Cruise would destroy Kirk Cameron with the power of Xenu. Which, as everyone knows, calls for switching the dial on Katie Holmes's head from "Broadway" to "Serial Killer."

As for the unnaturally birthed clan fight, I'm going with the Octobabies. I know they're smaller, but let's face it, they TORE UP Octomom and had the backing of the state of California for medical support. They're probably cyborgs by now.

Octomom's kids, cuz it seems they'd be pretty ghetto. Kate's kids don't seem tough at all. Size has nothing to do in a fight unless everything else is the same, (experience, strength, speed...).
As far as Tom and Kirk, they could both fuck off and die for all I care. I'm sure that Tom would whip Kirk's ass though.

i dont know.. kirk has god on his side. tom has aliens. well, i guess that's a fair fight, now that i think about it some.

The state of Cali is one of the brokest states in the Union. If they'd been born in New York or something, yeah, they'd probably be little bionic babies, but I imagine California's health care plan has left them looking like that episode of Family Guy where Peter gets tore up and gets a broomstick for a leg or whatever that was.

That was supposed to be part of the joke.

Well then. You should have made that more clear so I didn't waste a minute and a half looking for a picture of a cartoon character with a broom for a leg. I'm never getting that time back.

Does this make it better?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WZboWlrx46E

I didn't realize there was a significant population who wasn't aware of California's woes and that it needed extensive explanation. It shant be overlooked again.

I think she was referring to Bionic Peter

Haha I could only find the clip in Spanish.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GXhoghNy8_k

EDIT: Wait, that's not Spanish.

I don't know how it's possible but I've never seen that episode. I must find it on Hulu immediately.

INDEED, Mike. Indeed.

I would like God and Xenu to team up and wipe the stain of seth macfarlane from the face of the earth, utterly!

Who would manage to annoy the other to death first?

Seth MacFarlane -or- Peter Griffin

Family guy is the most retarded show ever. If you find it funny, when I kill seth Macfarlane you'll just have to get a bendy straw to play with or something shiny. It'll be about the same level of mentally-engaging fun.

Ahhhh. So you're an 'American Dad' guy.

I cast my lot with The Cleveland Show.

we can do our own right?

not that i think these guys are morons at all but:

my vote always goes for ramsay. he seems like the type who knows kung fu or tae kwon do or something. and bourdain drinks too much.

these 2, however, are morons:

i hate them both so i don't really care.

More likely to die of a drugs overdose before 2010?

What is going on with her MOUTH. You need to like, put that behind NSFW tags or something.

looks tasty to me. not really, i like courtney love, she's funny. i hate amy winehouse with a special kind of passion though.

I couldn't even recognize that second one till I did an element properties check.
Also, I've never even heard an amy winehouse song either, Suckers!

Please feel free to do your own. This thread really wasn't my idea so it's basically a community tread sooo post away the biggest morons you know or the most moronic battles of our lifetime.

I don't know just have fun kids!