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huh..how...oh great have i drank too much..
it's only a glass of sambuca+cran
yum

and yes my face is already flushed

ahi think i get it

i think you should make me an avatar so my eyes acn blink..lol

Haha, well, I'd need a photo of the closed eye for that.

have you two been drinking?

hmm..i need a digital camera

and it has to be in the same position right? damn..
hmm...

yes rita has been drinking..
sambuca..yum...one drink and i'm flushed...it's really one of the great wonders of the world you know

could have fooled me.

LOL

I wish I had been drinking. It's been awhile. =\

drink up buddy

*hands over the virtual sambuca

perhaps rita IS a weirdo
i told you..rita talks in the 3rd person sometimes and it would scare people off..but people reassured rita that it wont be the case..stupid thick skin..sure sure..rita believes you

Weird is good, though.

And thanks for the drink, have an e-Pringle.

Poser.

LOL
thank you!
*pats disx

i think i am jerry/elaine/george/and kramer...does anyoen feel the same?

Hahaha, sounds like me, too, Gucci. A friend of mine is sooooo Kramer, though, it's great. I mean, okay, get this, his latest scheme is this:

So he finds out about 'relay calls'.. It's this service for deaf people. So they get online and call someone and type and then an operator talks for them. So of course, first thing that pops into my friend's head is to call himself and make the chick operator say all this sexual stuff. Haha, oh my god, it was funny, she got all nervous (had it on speaker phone) and hesitant then finallly just hung up.

lol....
hmm see it depends on my mood..i can be either very jerry (the causual deadpan observer), george (the losery lazy person -->creativitely lazy is my asset), kramer (physical comedy and just pure weirdness) and elaine..the neurotic one

guess who rita is right now..?

Okay, now that you put it that way, I'm Jerry. 100%.

Whoever coined the term deadpan, had me in mind. For sure.

umm..i can be deadpan...but i get bored..lol
so i guess i was wrong..you are the anal, neat type

you must be gay right?
lol...remember that episode...that jerry must be gay
yes..i am a victim of generalizations

lol....
you heard about that hitler thing right..he was the one who never drank..never slept around..etc..the "perfect" guy...

Oh my gosh, I'm not neat and orderly. I'm messy as hell. Just look at my desk. Do it, dammit. I gots mah shit all over da place, nigga.

But yeah... Messy is me. I'm not gay. I'm not a nazi.

make up your mind!!
you just saidt hat you were jerry!
lol

getting a little defensive arent we?

Well I'm deadpan, but I didn't think deadpan had anything to do with being neat and orderly. I'm sure we're all a little bit of all those characters. Most of the time I'm way quiet and laid back and cynical and i just observe and make little jokes when I feel like it. However, sometimes I get really goofy and corny and stuff. (See: Now)

you liquored up...yet?
i get goofy when i drink..or a "hot" guy crosses my path (now i'm just lying..cause i dont do "ditzy")
hmm yes it all depends on the mood..as we can all relate to the people on screen..in hopes to "fit" in

Yeah, I get corny when I'm messed up, too. Like one time I was eating Pringles (god I eat them too much it seems) and I was flying one chip around and I was saying "hey its the pingle prane" (yes, i engrished it) and for the life of me I couldnt' say it right, then I flew it at my friend's dog but it cracked in half and I was sad. =\

and yes..the "summer of rita"
i actually wrote that down in grade 11..and made a list of things to do...i still have that list around

oh i wrote it with my left hand too
cause learning to write with my left hand was on the list

I'm lost. =\

umm..
*backs away slowly

"umm..
*backs away slowly"

???

ambide...whooooaa (in a jon stewart wided eye way)

OMG>....approaching 300...
it's only been my 2nd day

now where't eh confetti..
i deserve an award for eagerness..or the "no life" award

So why'd you back away? I'm still confused... This whole thread, just lost me...

See below.

lol..
i was backing away beacuse of that pringle thing..it was a joke buddy..lighten up *slaps disx's back*'
306 posts in 2 days!

I thought it was to the "I'm lost" thing.. So I was even more confused. Bee lah and such.

wait was that directed at me?

Captain Obvious? Nope - that was for Gucci boy.

yeah i get like that..
i jump around..my friend describe my way of speech (or at least telling stoires) to be very art cinema...not linear..and very ambiguous

lol..pheew

Well that's good. Makes you entertaining, and this is good. Muy bueno and all that jazz.

It was necessary. Screaming that I'm a loser is like screaming the sky is blue.

but..you're a loser...
but...but...rita...doesnt like losers...
or do i?
lol

wait. are you implying that i am a loser?
*polishing the gun now

well i'm more of a knife person

this leads us to another question:
knife or gun..?

Knife, for sure.

And well I don't know if you like losers, but I'm a loser, no doubt about it. I mean, my dad said so. Are you questioning his honor?

loserness is subjective..and why are you a loser?

*wets dart with lips..and shoots
LOL>>>> hehe...i think i got one of your nipples..ooops

no..my dad said mean stuff about me that wasnt right
wait..

he said that the only reason why i cant go to law school or med school is NOT beacuse i'm not smart enough..but because i am too lazy

Yeah they are. I remember his speech, I was like 15 and he was giving me this huge lecture on what a pathetic lazy fuck up I am. I <3 papa.

Actually, things are swell now that my parents are divorced and I rarely see him anymore. I mean, we get along well now. You know, that whole "spend too much time around someone and you hate each other" deal...

Er, enough about me. But yes Lips (is it okay to call you that?) I am a loser. Trust me (and my dad) on it.