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She just hopes I'm a ginger because there's this foolish idea about gingers that demerits them and she wants me on her level. It's pathetic, really. Nightrious is blonde.

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You sexy beast.

Quoted since I agree.

Plus that was a little gay Frank.

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 I have tongue. I have NEW EARRINGS

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Chest Rockwell wrote:

I just found out that my older nympho chick is pregnant...

That's a real Cuban, by the way... yet, I don't know why it's such a great thing as opposed to a fake Cuban. I just know that last time I went on holiday abroad... boy, do I sound like an oxford fairy saying 'on holiday abroad' like that... but yeah, when I returned home through customs and got back to my house, I was unpacking and found drugs and cigars I didn't even know I packed. I later checked with the older nympho chick and she gave me a wink and a kiss and said "I thought I'd suprise you, sweetie!" That's why I can't resist her. She does shit she shouldn't get away with, yet she does, and I'm just along for the ride, adding my own copious verbal ejaculations while we drive down the darkened blacktop fading into the western, like, hummissmear or whatnot... hemisphere, right, right?

Are you Brock?  I forget, because a bunch of users have been swithing up names recently.

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Nightrous, you look like someone I'd be afraid of.

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Mricpx wrote:
Chest Rockwell wrote:

I just found out that my older nympho chick is pregnant...

That's a real Cuban, by the way... yet, I don't know why it's such a great thing as opposed to a fake Cuban. I just know that last time I went on holiday abroad... boy, do I sound like an oxford fairy saying 'on holiday abroad' like that... but yeah, when I returned home through customs and got back to my house, I was unpacking and found drugs and cigars I didn't even know I packed. I later checked with the older nympho chick and she gave me a wink and a kiss and said "I thought I'd suprise you, sweetie!" That's why I can't resist her. She does shit she shouldn't get away with, yet she does, and I'm just along for the ride, adding my own copious verbal ejaculations while we drive down the darkened blacktop fading into the western, like, hummissmear or whatnot... hemisphere, right, right?

Are you Brock?  I forget, because a bunch of users have been swithing up names recently.

 

Im confinced he is. Maybe a slightly edied version of Brock.

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Confinced? edied? You better not have gone back to the pub to drink.

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Oops I swear I didnt drink! i just didnt bother edit my post, my bad, anywyas If I did drink I would be gone longer than half an hour, maybe till Xmas.

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 when will i rise from this toss turn sleep
with nothing holding me down into this bed
bring the dirt and make it my grave
won't you do it please?
everthing is shit, i owe, i lag, i try, i fail, i hate
the pseudo love the world brings on pretty wings
(it sunk my dreams at sixteen)
i can't laugh, love, breath, feel, or fuck
without knowing my life is sinking fast
and i don't swim
i dream under a sky that i can see crashing down
while i wish on a star that lies
i'm transfixed on a better time
drawing out the end
i'm crying for a life less plagued
pure and defined. why cant you give it to me?
i want to hold your head close to mine
and whisper words so far from true
"...everything will be fine"
(mixing your tears with mine)
we can shake it off kid. "i'll try harder
and i'll make sure we still se europe by the summer time."
damn you look so sad when i lie
take my hand, we'll walk this romance
until it's bitter end
humming songs in the key of faith in me just leave me, because the word on the street is that i'm fucked, i'm losing my mind
it's just a matter of time
just give me a sign
and i'll make it out of here alive
i'll keep feeding ink to paper
and i still won't find an answer
i'm asking, i'm trying, i'm needing...
...but still no answer
we must be speaking a different language
"hey, who's team are you sleeping for?"
somewhere in hell there's aperson like me
with stitch filled skin, and chipped teeth
here's to eyes that are brighter than mine
and here's to regrets and wasted time
"i need a flashlight..." because i'm obviously blind
kiss me good-bye, i'm signing off...

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This is from earlier in the year I think, but it's one of the few photos I like of myself...

 

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succotash moon wrote:

This is from earlier in the year I think, but it's one of the few photos I like of myself...

 

 

I like it Moonie, I also have a cool pic of you in NYC with your Russian bear, I better send it to you soon.

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I would love that, Derek!!

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Mricpx wrote:
Chest Rockwell wrote:

I just found out that my older nympho chick is pregnant...

That's a real Cuban, by the way... yet, I don't know why it's such a great thing as opposed to a fake Cuban. I just know that last time I went on holiday abroad... boy, do I sound like an oxford fairy saying 'on holiday abroad' like that... but yeah, when I returned home through customs and got back to my house, I was unpacking and found drugs and cigars I didn't even know I packed. I later checked with the older nympho chick and she gave me a wink and a kiss and said "I thought I'd suprise you, sweetie!" That's why I can't resist her. She does shit she shouldn't get away with, yet she does, and I'm just along for the ride, adding my own copious verbal ejaculations while we drive down the darkened blacktop fading into the western, like, hummissmear or whatnot... hemisphere, right, right?

Are you Brock?  I forget, because a bunch of users have been swithing up names recently.

But of course... you see, I splained this befo... the new site wouldn't let me log in as Brock, or my password changed or something, and the only way to get a new password was to click the thing to send it to my old email, which I forgot what it was anyway so the password went somewhere and somebody has it or not, so I had to get a new email and a new password and a new name, and I hope the whole experience never happens again, because I'm running out of characters from Boogie Nights that I want to be, as opposed to Rollergirl or The Colonel or Buck Swope or something...

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I think 'The Colonel' would be a fantastic handle!!

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succotash moon wrote:

I would love that, Derek!!

 

Ok Then, when I get over the reccession I will send it to you along with some treats, cant just send a picture gotta have treats aswell.

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Derek, you are the most fantastic person ever...

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Nightrious wrote:
 

 

Hi pretty girl.

You emerge from your secret basement lab/torture chamber to wave to a girl? You'll never conquer the world at this rate! Back in the hole! Get to work!

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I'll be starting a new photo blog of my own on here soon that I think will be fun. It has to do with me graduating in this class (can you guess which is me?)...

Which led to my recent purchase of this...

Which, after I sell my car, will lead to the magnificent day (hopefully in the next two weeks) when I get this:

 

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monkeywright wrote:

can you guess which is me?...

ok. i think.... you are... in the honda accord!

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Nightrious wrote:
 

 

 

I felt bad nobody waved back for you buddy.  So I did this really quick

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damien_mayfair wrote:
monkeywright wrote:

can you guess which is me?...

ok. i think.... you are... in the honda accord!

he's the one in the cincinnati bengals beanie in the back left.
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Grab your cams and start a wave thread everybody!

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nathaniel parker wrote:

he's the one in the cincinnati bengals beanie in the back left.

WRONG! I'm the black woman!

No, wait, you were right the first time.

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Am I the only one that thinks the UbikRex looks dangerous? In an evil kind of way?

Like

"Hi, Ill be your friend. Until the full moon. Muah ha ha harrrrrrrr"

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thats cause i am evil

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I figured.

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If only I was oranger...

 

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150 ft antenna tower

 

 

In the shadows are people with hard hats. I guess that can kinda put the height in perspective.

Scarriest thing I've ever done, the higher you got the skinnier the tower became resulting in a lot of give. It wouldn't quit shaking around up there. The scarriest part was pulling out my damn phone to snap some photos, I thought I was going to drop it.

 

 

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I bungee jumped off a 250ft tower.

 

Thought I was gonna die. OMG.

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Yeah I couldn't do that.

I saw a video of those wing suits though, that looks like it would be tons of fun. I think you have to have like a minimum of 500 free fall skydives under your belt to qualify for training.

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essga11 wrote:

If only I was oranger...

 

Your eyes look amazing in this picture. Zesto Demon!

Also, what is Zesto? Do you live in some comic book city I've never heard of?

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UbikRex wrote:

 

Nightrious wrote:
 

 

 

I felt bad nobody waved back for you buddy.  So I did this really quick

[IMG]http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v471/UbikRex/photo-1.jpg[/IMG]

 

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Wax on! Wax off!

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Awes, Nate.

A hello after a shower. I am not naked. I don't like you guys in that way.

 

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Where did your hair go?  I was gonna put mine up in your mohawk style thing so we could match.

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A hello after a shower. I am not naked. I don't like you guys in that way.

Liar.

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Well, Jane, you are the exception.

 

Nick, I got bored one night and cut my hair. Later on that night I cut it some more and gave myself a mini mohawk. I got bored of that and a couple of days later I shaved my head.

 

Post a pic anyways!

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Well, I guess I'll wave back, but I don't have to like it!!

 

 

 

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Cheer up some, geesh!

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- I thought I'd wave too, but I ended up making a crip sign... then I waved... then I put on a cowboy hat and picked up my guitar... then I took the hat back off... that red mustang in the background is the car wash logo... then I grabbed the eight ball and asked it a super secret question...

 

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I'm looking pretty scruffy, actually I still have not brushed my hair or got out of my PJs and oversized cardi all day.   There is a big freezing storm across the country at the moment.  Winter is lame.

 

 

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Hey pretty womens!

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I feel like hell, but I'll say hello anyway.

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You can't say "hello" without "hell."

PS I envy your hair.

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Gooomornings! Daugie and I are waving too. Then, we will sing the Chicken Leg song. Then, coffee.

Brew, god damnit.

 

 

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monkeywright wrote:
essga11 wrote:

If only I was oranger...

 

Your eyes look amazing in this picture. Zesto Demon!

Also, what is Zesto? Do you live in some comic book city I've never heard of?

This is a Zesto...it is NOM.

http://www.zestoatlanta.com/

 

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essga11 wrote:

This is a Zesto...it is NOM.

http://www.zestoatlanta.com/

 

It's Saturday! That means Chubby Deckers are on special! WOOOOO!

Last time I told a woman I had a chubby decker on special, I got a restraining order.

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Chest Rockwell wrote:
But of course... you see, I splained this befo... the new site wouldn't let me log in as Brock, or my password changed or something, and the only way to get a new password was to click the thing to send it to my old email, which I forgot what it was anyway so the password went somewhere and somebody has it or not, so I had to get a new email and a new password and a new name, and I hope the whole experience never happens again, because I'm running out of characters from Boogie Nights that I want to be, as opposed to Rollergirl or The Colonel or Buck Swope or something...

 

since when the fuck did you take up pot?

i always figured you for an edgy uppers kinda guy. so now you're a fucking hippy.

i still think of you everytime i see a sugerfree redbull

 

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monkeywright wrote:

I'll be starting a new photo blog of my own on here soon that I think will be fun. It has to do with me graduating in this class (can you guess which is me?)...

Which led to my recent purchase of this...

Which, after I sell my car, will lead to the magnificent day (hopefully in the next two weeks) when I get this:

 

 

is that the Scrambler? nice choice. you can fuck that full-face helmet off then.

wear one of those on a cruiser and you might as well be wearing a suit. grit your teeth and chew out some flying bugs already! you buy a cruiser, you have a reputation to uphold!

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bradCo wrote:

 

 

is that the Scrambler? nice choice. you can fuck that full-face helmet off then.

wear one of those on a cruiser and you might as well be wearing a suit. grit your teeth and chew out some flying bugs already! you buy a cruiser, you have a reputation to uphold!

It's the Bonneville America. And since I'm commuting in LA, it's gotta be a full-face helmet. I might get a beanie for leisurely drives down the coast, but in full traffic, I want all the protection I can get.