Feck.

well, jaron, if the problem is you can't be yourself, it's not going to last whether you show her your darker side or not. go find some scary goth chick who won't bat an eye.

Yeah, it's great how people talk about how dark they are. Listen, unless you've actually murdered another person or molest little children, you're not dark, so fuck off. Thanks.

If Jaron was really dark, wouldn't he just legally change his name?

omg yse

I suggest: Donnie Darko

Then people will know just how dark you are. OMG UR SOE DAERC I CAENOT SEE!11

ROFL

Good call, mirkah You RULE!

but im dark. honest, i am.

Dude, you wear white shoes!

We all know that REALLY dark people mope about alot and have goaties and wear black trenchcoats.

have i not told you about my teen gothness? it co-incided with the first blowjob i got. im dark, i promise. heaps. see.

there once was a very naked moderator
who revved like a brand new carburator
he wanted to be dark
but he missed the mark
and ended up, simply as fodder

damn. i am cattle now. and sufficiently less dark.

disx: They called it "aggrevated assault", actually, and only gangsters so it didn't really matter to them. (Them being the police.)

lol disx it warms my heart to see that you're an equal-opportunity asshole.

Oh, you're so hardcore. Please forgive me and allow me to retract all previous statements, oh grandmaster streetfighter.

That's a load of bullshit, actually. The "grandmaster streetfighter", at least. What happened, in those nifty little numbered points that seem oh-so-popular, was this:
1) I got lucky.
2) I got fucking lucky.
3) I got really fucking lucky.
4) I got really fucking stupid, violent, and generally sociopathic.

This is when I was even younger than I am now, and was actively trying to be a stupid kid with far too much money from large amounts of drug dealing and general involvement with international drug and weapons smugglers. This eventually lead to a gang war, in which people fucking died. It's fucking stupid, fucking pointless, and I'm not fucking "hardcore". Not by any stretch of the imagination, unless your definition of "hardcore" revolves around a bunch of whiny high school students who don't own any clean clothes because their laundry machines are busted, so they wear black and call themselves "goths", justifying it by beating up random passersby and writing poems something along the lines of "Death, die, die, I am dead, die." That wasn't even me, though I was excessively violent, because I was a violent dumbass kid with nothing better to do. But yes, I've killed people, and I don't really give a fuck. Does it bother me? No. Do I "repent of my sins"? No. Did I get caught? No. Is there any proof? No, thank whomever you like. Am I "hardcore"? Fuck no, and being "dark" is beside the point. Violence? That's not darkness, that's just violence. Senseless violence? Yeah, I've participated in far too much of that. Would I still? Hell, yeah. I just can't be fucked. It's a fucking mentality, disx, not a fucking set of actions or whatnot that you're supposed to perform if you're "dark".

Until you understand, fuck off.

Sure sure, we can be whomever we want over the net. Calling yourself dark, no matter what, is still fucking stupid. So erm, yeah, and stuff.

[QUOTE][i]Originally posted by Jaron [/i]
[B]That's a load of bullshit, actually. The "grandmaster streetfighter", at least. What happened, in those nifty little numbered points that seem oh-so-popular, was this:
1) I got lucky.
2) I got fucking lucky.
3) I got really fucking lucky.
4) I got really fucking stupid, violent, and generally sociopathic.

This is when I was even younger than I am now, and was actively trying to be a stupid kid with far too much money from large amounts of drug dealing and general involvement with international drug and weapons smugglers. This eventually lead to a gang war, in which people fucking died. It's fucking stupid, fucking pointless, and I'm not fucking "hardcore". Not by any stretch of the imagination, unless your definition of "hardcore" revolves around a bunch of whiny high school students who don't own any clean clothes because their laundry machines are busted, so they wear black and call themselves "goths", justifying it by beating up random passersby and writing poems something along the lines of "Death, die, die, I am dead, die." That wasn't even me, though I was excessively violent, because I was a violent dumbass kid with nothing better to do. But yes, I've killed people, and I don't really give a fuck. Does it bother me? No. Do I "repent of my sins"? No. Did I get caught? No. Is there any proof? No, thank whomever you like. Am I "hardcore"? Fuck no, and being "dark" is beside the point. Violence? That's not darkness, that's just violence. Senseless violence? Yeah, I've participated in far too much of that. Would I still? Hell, yeah. I just can't be fucked. It's a fucking mentality, disx, not a fucking set of actions or whatnot that you're supposed to perform if you're "dark".

Until you understand, fuck off. [/B][/QUOTE]

god damn loose lipped no paragraph spaces asshole hijacker

Fuck the internet, actually.

This is the "me" that everyone that I know knows, if they can deal with it. If not, then they see the more "normal" me, with large doses of strangeness.

Anyone who needs to rely on the internet to become someone that they're not is pathetic, especially if they're trying to win the approval and acceptance of a bunch of people that they've never met and probably won't. Even anyone who pretends to be someone other than they are for any other reason but to keep other people from freaking out is pathetic.

mirkah:

Erm...
*points*
HE STARTED IT!
*runs*
*wets himself*

"Even anyone who pretends to be someone other than they are for any other reason but to keep other people from freaking out is pathetic."

So you're calling yourself pathetic, right?

This whole thing with your girlfriend just seems so dumb. If you're so used to this super hard life and everything, why are you having such a huge fucking problem dealing with a girl? You say you want things bad but you don't want to break up to her and you're even afraid to beyourself around her cos it might ruin the relationship, but at the same time you want the relationship to get ruined, just no on purpose, which wouldn't be the case if you just told her about yourself... It all just seems so stupid and trite, but you've killed people etc etc, you can deal with that, but talking to your girlfriend about yourself, way too fucking difficult.. I don't get it. I guess I just can't 'understand' you, you're so dark, and all.

Naw, it's just that I'm blowing things way out of proportion and flipping out over petty little things. Haven't done it in far too long, and feels sort of good in a way.

Besides, I'm not used to having relationships.

I'm used to being a man-slut.

[QUOTE][i]Originally posted by Jaron [/i]
[B]mirkah:

Erm...
*points*
HE STARTED IT!
*runs*
*wets himself* [/B][/QUOTE]

I'm too pert and chipper to understand WTF this means, really. Can you break it down?

Okay then - no big deal, I'm just a bitch.

[QUOTE][i]Originally posted by Jaron [/i]
[B]

I'm used to being a man-slut. [/B][/QUOTE]

I feel... threatened?

LOLOLOL best post EVER wes.

I'm gother than you, mutherfucker.

kl0pper, nice try, just a liiiiittle late.

[QUOTE][i]Originally posted by insomnomaniac [/i]
[B]LOLOLOL best post EVER wes. [/B][/QUOTE]

really? i was just being a wad.

Don't worry, Wes. I can be YOUR manslut. ;/

oh? what if Bonny dont swing that way?

[QUOTE][i]Originally posted by insomnomaniac [/i]
[B]kl0pper, nice try, just a liiiiittle late. [/B][/QUOTE] *kl0pper grabs your arm, twists it behind your back COPS-style and drops you to the floor*
*kl0pper whips out a staplegun and staples your fingertips to the small of your back*
*kl0pper kicks you in the asshole six times*

jaron...how old are you?

wait...nevermind, i don't give a shit.

[QUOTE]this thread is soooo dumb, i think my head's gonna explode. back to the limericks please[/QUOTE]

now THAT's the sign of a desperate situation--when you're requesting a return to the limericks.

oh, and kl0pper, you are soooooo hardcore. lol.

go read the "Gross Accomplishments" thread. now THAT is time well spent.

my bowels are about to explode. shit.

Like Kitty said, Fram, take it to the Gross Accomplishments thread.

small_fire, Get framstedt to give a shit for you, considering the near-exploding bowels and whatnot. Maybe he'll toss in a few feet of small intestine, as well.

And I'm eighteen.

i am excreting as i type. wheelchairs are equipped with many amenities.

what's with all these wheelchair references..i thought it was disx that is "crippled" boy? *shifty eyes*...wait..is he around? does he know that we're talking about him?

sigh..this is dumb..i;m going back to sleep

My legendary "third leg" is broken. Please advise.

framboy, im a temp. cripple at the mo'.

what drugs are you on?