Feck.

[QUOTE][i]Originally posted by mirkah [/i]
[B]there was once a slut called Wes
all the birds agreed he was the best
but then he tasted the dick
of the great Palahniuk
and never went back to the nest

[/B][/QUOTE]

*sob*

my honour has been be-smirched.

is that the right word?

I think it's the word you're looking for, but no you're not! You've been elevated to teh gay, a higher state of being we here at the Cult have set as our goal to achieve.

so, being 'teh gay' is to be revered? cool. how does that work?

I'm not really sure, but Will assured me it's a good thing somewhere in that mess of a "who else changed their name" thread.

oh? well if 'Tupper says so, its law.

at the risk of being scarred for life, can i have a limerick?

btw, jaron, i think you solved your own problem. the whole menstrual fluid thing made you pretty unhappy by the sound of it. so now you're unhappy. there ya go.

there was once a cat named kitty
we loved her for being witty
but she was very depressed
and we never guessed
so now we all feel shitty

there was once a ghost named gucci
who loved the hootchy kootchy
but he never got none
cos he's a moron
and now mirkah will skadootchy

aww

there once was a gucci ghost
the lad with the absolute most
but he made a gag
about chicks on the rag
and now now he's ours to roast

*claps* excellent.

reminds me of a keychain i used to have...one of the few of those obnoxious "saying" keychains i ever bought. of course i broke it after like five minutes, which is why i don't usually buy keychains...anyway. it said, "I'M IN A BAD MOOD...CARE TO JOIN ME?"

lol. that's me!

There once was a lad named D_Prest
he could quote Leanord Cohen by request
but if asked his name
he would always claim
I am too darn kool to be your friggin jest

Do one about me and I'll choke you in your sleep.

[QUOTE][i]Originally posted by kl0pper [/i]
[B]Do one about me and I'll choke you in your sleep. [/B][/QUOTE]

edit: Do [b]another[/b] one about me [b]or[/b] I'll choke you in your sleep.

mirkah - you're on a roll there darlin'.

oh look- its the condom with teeth. how are you framberg? are you going to freely d/l any IM programs soon you great galloot?

[QUOTE][i]Originally posted by Wesley Sonck [/i]
[B]edit: Do [b]another[/b] one about me [b]or[/b] I'll choke you in your sleep. [/B][/QUOTE] You ar misteakan.

no, thats what i mean melvin.

Anoether? Where is teh anoether poems?

teh poems are not online.

youll have to wait.

dance in the meantime.

one two
chachacha
three four
chachacha

ahh, the cha-cha. the cha-cha is no more or less funny than life itself.

[QUOTE][i]Originally posted by mirkah [/i]
[B]There was once a an exceptional lass named Moe.ron
who took exception to a virgin named Jaron
she ripped of his clothes
punched him in the nose
and said, now baby, maybe I'll let you suck on my tampon [/B][/QUOTE]

mirkah, to be the recipient and subject of such a gross display of love renders me almost speechless. almost.

there once was a girl from culver city
who got laid off from her job, what a pity!
Now she posts all day
And is teh gay
but we love her limericks – so witty!

i'm sorry this isn't the fitting tribute i'd hoped it would be, but i've said it before: i suck.

You paint your fingernails black and have bad posture, don't you?

to whom are you speaking, klopster? me? no, i don't paint my fingernails, and i have excellent posture. but thanks for checking.

ahem. can i have one too?

This is a true story, hence the unfortunate double use of *fire*

There was once a lass named small_fire
who met a chap from the Cult choir
She gave him a tumble
but all he did was fumble
so she pitched him in the nearest bonfire

[QUOTE][i]Originally posted by mirkah [/i]
[B]there once was a boytoy named knoxville
he met a cougar on his way to hicksville
she gave him a taste
and laid him to waste
and they never got the stains out of the Seville [/B][/QUOTE]

oooo would that cougar be you mirkah?

I'M ROCKING ASSES IN THE CHAT ROOM!

I WANT ME A LIMERICK!

there once was a puking robot
that lived in the chatrrom that everyone forgot
well he spewed some mess
on my pretty new dress
and all I have to say is mmm, thanks a lot

[QUOTE][i]Originally posted by moe.ron [/i]
[B]mirkah, to be the recipient and subject of such a gross display of love renders me almost speechless. almost.

there once was a girl from culver city
who got laid off from her job, what a pity!
Now she posts all day
And is teh gay
but we love her limericks – so witty!

i'm sorry this isn't the fitting tribute i'd hoped it would be, but i've said it before: i suck. [/B][/QUOTE]

Moe,

I was so in awe of your metaphor "the red river" I made a margarita and started to *rick*.

You would never suck, unless you were in the mood

Does anything rhyme with polka besides almond rocha?

my girl's so silly
what do i care
my girl's a dilly
who give a care
but that she's loves me
and take care of me
i'll be a millionaire

how about "toka" like "midnight toka"

tora! tora! tora!

climb mount nataka!

bombs away!

mocha rhymes with polka...

a million thanks for your kind and true words.

toga! toga! toga! *tugs at white robe and dances in a circle*

There once was a gal named Mokah
who really lived the vida loca
She tried not to chide
but she just couldn't abide
anyone that didn't love to Polka!

this has to be the most supreme form of hijackage i have ever witnessed.

Heh. And it's probably worth it, too, eh kitty?

Backtracking, on the original topic (which is not off-topic), which somehow seems incredibly and horribly wrong... erm... but anyways, yeah. I'm not all too happy, but it's not being "unhappy" in the particular ways that make it possible for me to act like who I am. See, the main problem is that she's "innocent", far more than I am. She's not seen anything that's really depraved or "sinful", per se, and if I were to show her my "darker" side then she would freak out and probably go nuts. That's not an option, but neither is not being myself. I'm having to hide large portions of myself, especially the depraved writer, from her. My history? Can't tell her, though she wants me to.

I've spent my entire life judging what people can take, emotionally and mentally, and she wouldn't be able to take that.

So I can't be myself.

Did you not notice, no one cares about you and your GF. The only aspect of your original post that was of any interest to anyone was the sex_blood_ew_yucky part.

We're having fun here , go party in *200*

"Darker side"?

No offense intended, but the whole I'm-actually-evil-and-nasty-and-twisted thing is pretty cliched. In actuality, you're likely no more or less fucked up than anyone else here.

[QUOTE][i]Originally posted by mirkah [/i]
[B]Did you not notice, no one cares about you and your GF. The only aspect of your original post that was of any interest to anyone was the sex_blood_ew_yucky part.

We're having fun here , go party in *200* [/B][/QUOTE]

cat-t-t-t-t-ty. rowr. lol.

squatter's rights, man!

BTW I'm really glad we had that [b]IGNORE[/b] chat a while back. Its coming in handy

see. i told ya' ! OR is it my posts that just got igonored? lol.

Oh no wes, never, you are provide such lovely fodder for teh *rick*

Why does the dude dance alone? There were three...?

I'm glad that 'dude' dances alone. Gir doesn't suit being cloned.

teh *rick*?
fodder?

There once was little dancing dude
who loved to dance in the nude
he could really tear up the rug
doing the frug
that is, unless he had just taken a quaalude

i wonder if i have permanent damage?