February Photos... Leap Year Celebration! _-NOT-_

Ew.

Hahahaha, aww. I saw this and your shout about a crush and got all mixed up. Nevermind!

Bahahaha! Nah. I just dislike having crushes on ANYONE because it makes me all discombobulated, or something or other. I've never liked crushing on people. It makes me feel like I'm stupid.

Jeremiah is this kid I knew when I first moved to Nevada. We kissed a few times, but literally when he kissed me it felt like he was my brother and I was participating in some incestuous act. We never even used tongue, haha! XD

He just disappeared one day & randomly came back today. I think about him and pray for him all the time, because I just worried that he was in real danger cos he was a pretty dumb kid. But, now, he's like a lost puppy who's found his home... and isn't housebroken... and won't stop touching me... wahhhhhhh!

The wife kept dropping her ring at Starbucks, so I kept getting on one knee & "proposing". So, she took a picture of it and posted it on Twitter with the caption "The wife finally decided to make it legal!"

It was so hard not to laugh.

P.S. The guy in the back is always there when we are. We call him Adam Carson and laugh when he tries to seem like he's not listening in on our vulgar conversations!

heaps cute picture, Z.

i fucking adore eavesdropping. one of my favourite things to do. it's so easy to do, especially nowadays, in the ipod-era. i just put my headphones in, with no music on, bob my head up and down and listen in.

We're loud, so you have to TRY to not hear us. I don't care, but people think we just don't realize we're being loud. Truth is, we just don't give a shit. Adam Carson enjoys it. Besides, he makes his computer visible to us, so we can see his creepy background images.

It's a win/win.

That's a weird thing to say, man.

really? i am just interested in language and the way we communicate. especially close friends, we invent our own language. i'm not being as creepy as it sounds. i'm trying to be a writer, it would be a crime if i wasn't interested in people's language and teir stories, wouldn't it?

i do it too matthew. I do it too.

Honestly, I think listening in on people's conversations is lovely. Wouldn't you want to be saying something that was funny/interesting enough for a complete stranger to want to hear? It's not weird, it's flattering.

Okay, I'm weird.

we're all weird! thanks for backing me there guys. i thought i was knee deep in one of those cult holes that are so hard to get out of for a second there.

i'll show you what its like to be in one of those!

Levi wants to show Matt how deep his rabbit hole goes....

take me take me!

Uhg. Click here

I examine the contents of others grocery carts. I eavesdrop in line at the supermarket and make up stories about the shoppers in front or back of me in line based on the objects of purchace and the method of payment.

hahahaha. i fucking love you, Levi. you're such a genuine dude.

One of the few perks of working in a supermarket. Though I am usually disgusted by what I see people buying.

I knew people (I don't remember who it was, so maybe I didn't know them!) who used to get handfuls of condom packages and throw them in random shopping carts when the people weren't looking. When the people went up to pay they'd be like "Wait, hey... hey!"

I wish I had the balls to do that now.

My brother gave condoms out in our stockings one year for xmas. My mom looks at it and asks, "What is this?". I say, " I guess I was adopted". Mom says, "Ohhhhhhh, you bastards".

i have done that with chapsticks. and other small things like that. It's fun. You always get caught.

Do it with condoms.

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Take that any way you want to.....