fav ALKIE recipes (wine/liqueur/beer/etc)

okay..
how about some yummy sambuca recipe
i'm looking at my bottle right now

Vodka and Orange juice.

I've never had it...I've never drank alcohol in my life...but this is what I tell people

allegric to vodka..

sorry try again

sammy and oj
sammy and three coffee beans
sammy on ice

sammy and coffee
sammy over ice cream, vanilla ice cream

right now it's sammy and giner ale..
hmm..sammy and coffee beans..i heard of that:

You pop two coffee beans in your mouth, chew them, set the shot on fire, put it out and drink it

you heard of this or have tried it?
or this?

You take the sambuca into your mouth, but don't swallow. Wipe your lips so that none of the sambuca is on your lips. Tilt your head back, and open you mouth, and have your friend light a match, a light the sambuca in your mouth. Wait until you can feel it burning, (it's not as dangerous as it sounds) and then close you mouth. Shake it around and then swallow

i think i'll try the ice cream thing tomorrow night..had the ice cream thing with the rasberry wine thingie tonight

i am not a fire breathing male

but you should be

*belches repugnant gases, strikes match and sets face on fire* this sucks.

*enjoys while frammy sets his face on fire

felt good. thanks.

care for another

*backs away from cleo*

*runs away* NO!

lippy aint no cleo...

lippy knows all ..unlike that poser cleo

*preparing hate rays

not this again. . . *activates sub-atomic disintegration ray*
shields up, admiral *voice from off set*
fire on my command

sigh..why wont frammy ever learn?
your earthy devices is no match for lippy

*sighs
and drops dead from the sheer hopelessness of it all

FIRE!

*runs
*realized the sheer stupidness of it...and stops running

*laughs*

oh frammy..good old frammy

*hands frammy a hash brownie..laced with pcp

*spins in circles, counter clockwise*

*cheers in sheer joy of it all

*stops spinning* what the!?! what the fuck is this eye doing here?

i told you..THE EYE loves to watch

pervert. *pokes eye*

watcha drinking now?

tsk tsk frammy
i'm telling you..the eye is immuned to all these earthly tactics

wtf? are you on mars? *schwarzenegger like voice*

had the yummy sambuca with the ginger ale...
got all red...well now it's just the apples of my cheeks..quite adorable..natural blush!

perhaps..i am wherever you want me to be

don't go into anafalactic shock now! *laughs*

schwarenegger mean black plowman auf deutsch.

speak ENGRISH!!!

*points and laughs

kneel down and obey

nein. non. ich puedo parle nyet italiani, chica sauachwester.

i didn't hear the whip crack across my ptiful shoulders.

lippy sort of understood what frammy is saying

*returns to pointing and laughing

would you liek me to?

what do you think mistress cleo?

its LIPPY goddammit

ha ha ha you can't stop me ms cleo CLEO!

sides ms lippy is so subby sounding

that's it!

me and you...OUTSIDE

finally *wheels wheel chair ouisde* lippy?

tsk tsk
disx aint here...or is he?

i hope not. crutch boy has an attitude problem.

hehe...
an attitude problem that is encouraged by....?