Facebook is not: a confessional, a shrink's office, a diary, etc.
How old are they?! Posting things like that out there for everyone to see, I feel like that's something you do when you're 16.
Sounds like a car crash waiting to happen. When that day comes, it's going to be very awkward.
And when it does, please be sure to keep us up-to-date on the Facebook postings then.
This is why we can't have nice things.
Will do, will do. Although, they're both doing it, so maybe they're meant for each other. It kinda sucks though, because he never comes to the restaurant anymore, so I don't have anyone to distract me from the boringness.
Oh, and they're both in their mid 20s.
He's writing poems for her and her little girl now. I'll post them after work, if I get the chance. I feel kinda bad, because he's (supposed to be) my friend, but... come on... they're pretty much asking for it, right? Like all the stuff that ends up on lamebook...
"We're developing a new citizenry. One that will be very selective about cereals and automobiles, but won't be able to think."
— Rod Serling
"Chuck calls Noah fortnightly on his bakelite rotary phone and gives him publisher's insider information and stock tips."- Tuffy
My house is so cold!!!
But I don't wanna go outside and chop damn wood, it is even colder out there. 
*sigh*
*goes to chop wood*
But I don't wanna go outside and chop damn wood, it is even colder out there.
*sigh*
*goes to chop wood*
Just pretend you're preparing for zombie battle getting your ax swing down. My imagination usually keeps me warm, sometimes.
But I don't wanna go outside and chop damn wood, it is even colder out there.
*sigh*
*goes to chop wood*
Just pretend you're preparing for zombie battle getting your ax swing down. My imagination usually keeps me warm, sometimes.
Wear a huge comfy sweater!
If it makes you feel better it's cold here too, and pouring cold rain.
The zombie comment reminded me that out here in Ohio, some of the police forces are practicing how to react to and control a zombie invasion/outbreak. It's kind of amusing to hear on the news every now and again. They pretty much had a huge zombie walk for a mock drill - practicing contamination issues and such.
"The universe is not required to be in perfect harmony with human ambition." - Carl Sagan
ha. you guys must really love me. seeing as not one of you yelled at me for posting in the wrong thread, just carried on and began a conversation about zombies.
Meh, there isn't ever really a wrong thread.
I think I belong to the inappropriate Facebooker club.
I never really was any good at social politics anyway.
“Now remember my three beginner’s tips for picking up chicks: Address her by name, isolate her from her friends, subtly put her down.”
Lots of love.
Zombies are slightly related to facebook, in some cases.
"The universe is not required to be in perfect harmony with human ambition." - Carl Sagan
This bothered me. I saw this on someone else's MLK status.
S:
<>Thanks MLK Jr. You allowed me to have a great weekend. Oh, and thanks for that stuff you did for civil rights, that was cool too 
Tuesday at 1:28am
6 people like this.
M:
he slept with prostitutes and plagiarized his "i had a dream" speech. just a heads up.
Tuesday at 1:30am · 1
T:
The thousands of white and black protestors didn't do anything. It was all King..
Tuesday at 1:39am
L:
He also helped get an entire race civil rights that the Government took from them based on the color of their skin. Who cares if he like hookers and copied a speech?
I Thought those were statuses that one guy was posting each day of the week. Then I saw the "L" and now I'm just confused.
"A celibate clergy is an especially good idea, because it tends to suppress any hereditary propensity toward fanaticism." -Carl Sagan
"Am I cruel? Probably. Is she an idiot? Yes." -jane s.
No, the first is a status.
The others are comments under said status.
Well? Who does care if he liked hookers?
Who doesn't like hookers?
"A celibate clergy is an especially good idea, because it tends to suppress any hereditary propensity toward fanaticism." -Carl Sagan
"Am I cruel? Probably. Is she an idiot? Yes." -jane s.
Is it cult-urally acceptable to sig a post from almost 2 years ago from a cultie who doesn't post here anymore?
"A celibate clergy is an especially good idea, because it tends to suppress any hereditary propensity toward fanaticism." -Carl Sagan
"Am I cruel? Probably. Is she an idiot? Yes." -jane s.
sure. why not.
Done.
"A celibate clergy is an especially good idea, because it tends to suppress any hereditary propensity toward fanaticism." -Carl Sagan
"Am I cruel? Probably. Is she an idiot? Yes." -jane s.
Jane is legend.
Yep.
Truth.
Yes, how ca we get her to come back?
Who was the idiot of which Jane referred?
"They sold you hippies grunge, hip hop, now liberty activism."
One of her facebook friends. I got it out of a post on the first page of this thread.
And we do need to get Jane back! We should start some kind of spamming-her-facebook movement. Or employ whatever strategies were used to get Matty back.
"A celibate clergy is an especially good idea, because it tends to suppress any hereditary propensity toward fanaticism." -Carl Sagan
"Am I cruel? Probably. Is she an idiot? Yes." -jane s.
Seeing things like this in my feed irks me.
So Much.
"The universe is not required to be in perfect harmony with human ambition." - Carl Sagan
And we do need to get Jane back! We should start some kind of spamming-her-facebook movement. Or employ whatever strategies were used to get Matty back.
I'm not sure that works for Jane as well...
This just happened. I doubt context is necessary, but my friends introduced me to this dude when we were seventeen. He randomly messages me every couple of months to ask if I've fallen in love with him yet. The obvious answer is "no."
I swooned when eh called you two "vanilla niggas". If you don't marry him, I will.
I'm so confused. I would love to hear how this weirdo talks IRL/Out loud
He's black, though! How is he a "vanilla nigga?!?"
Maybe he's plain?
An Oreo? or this...
Vanilla actually is actually rather dark in color...
I want some vanilla bean ice cream now.
I think it means he only does missionary position.
I want some vanilla bean ice cream now.
Let's get some with our kites!
"The universe is not required to be in perfect harmony with human ambition." - Carl Sagan
I like strawberry better anyway.
Dear Facebook Friends,
I, and everyone else, are about as interested in the fact that your dear wonderful boo boo went poo poo in the pot pot as you are in the fact that I have not had the displeasure of wiping my darling boy's bum bum in about 12 years.
Please keep this in mind.
Thank You,
All of Us
Facebook may not be a confessional, but this place is...
Every time a pretty girl "likes" something I've said, the innerwuss in me thinks, "Thanks. I like you."
I'm wondering what ever became of those love birds on Chenoa's feed.
I, and everyone else, are about as interested in the fact that your dear wonderful boo boo went poo poo in the pot pot as you are in the fact that I have not had the displeasure of wiping my darling boy's bum bum in about 12 years.
Please keep this in mind.
Thank You,
All of Us
Oh god, I hope I don't end up like this.
And, I get excited when I see new posts in here and hope that it's about that over the top couple of Chenoa's too!
I really wanted to post that on fb today, but I didn't want to be mean.
Oh, sorry! Update time! (I felt kinda bad for a bit there, but I talked to him and told him he was going a little overboard and he knows it, so I don't feel so bad anymore. Plus, we messaged one another recently and his sig is - his initials, ampersand, her initials... gag.)
The Notebook quote
B(the guy) - "So it's not gonna be easy. It's going to be really hard; we're gonna have to work at this everyday, but I want to do that because I want you. I want all of you, forever, everyday. You and me... everyday."
K - ♥ You sure know how to make a girl smile
B - Well that girl makes me smile like crazy so its the least I can do, I love you
K - I love you too babe!
B - A little more than two months ago a good friend of mine from high school walked back into my life and her and her daughter have become easily the most amazing thing in my life, I am truly blessed to have them in my life
K - Oh wow!
B - You two truly are my world, I would do anything for either of you, I love you too, with all of my heart
Suddenly he's a sports fan...
GO GIANTS, EAT IT BRADY
B - I would suffer every single day just to keep your beauty in my life
He's an atheist who prays...
B - I don't know if two broken souls can help mend each other, but if they were meant to be together I have a lot of hope, and I pray every day that they will indeed mend and grow strong together, I know I am stronger with you by my side, I love you A&4E
Ahhh, the poems...
B - For E(her daughter),
For an absolutely amazing girl
Without you this is a boring world
For your bright, shining, beautiful face
Makes even the worst day a beautiful place
Your insatiable love for your mom and me
Makes it almost impossible to be
Sad or angry or broken down
And never once will I frown
When I'm with you I'm filled with glee
Deep in my heart you'll always be
Heaven became one with earth
At the moment of your birth
You and the one who brought you here
Will be the ones that I hold dearI love you sweet girl
B - Things'll be hard and things'll be rough
But we are strong and we are tough
In you now I can confide
And never more shall I hide
I'm not scared and do not fear
I shall not fail if you are near
Before your presence I was incomplete
with a constant fear of defeat
But now I'm blessed by your light
And sadness I no longer fight
For I need no more than you
And ever more I'll love you true
And from her:
Blah, blah, blah
K - “I love you means that I accept you for the person that you are, and that I do not wish to change you into someone else. It means that I do not expect perfection from you, just as you do not expect it from me. It means that I will love you and stand by you even through the worst of times. It means loving you when you’re in a bad mood or too tired to do the things I want to do. It means loving you when you’re down, not just when you’re fun to be with. I love you means that I know your deepest secrets and do not judge you for them, asking in return only that you do not judge me for mine. It means that I care enough to fight for what we have and that I love enough not to let go. It means thinking of you, dreaming of you, wanting and needing you constantly, hoping that you feel the same way for me.”
B - You are the most amazing, wonderful and awe inspiring person I have ever met and you always brighten my day, I will stand beside you no matter what, you and Em mean the world to me, thank you soooo much for being here with me, I love you A&4E
K - I don't want the whole world
The sun, the moon and all their light
Yeah, I just want to be the only girl
You love all your life ♥
B - I can definitely give you that
I thought something might be happening here, but they let me down.
K - The worst part about being lied to is knowing that you weren't worth the truth.
K - Fool me once, shame on you; fool me twice, shame on me.
And yet... there have been no photos of the two of them. They both have cameras on their cell phones and I know she has a digital camera. I anticipated tons of photos blowing up my newsfeed too, but it hasn't happened. I might be jinxing myself right... now.
"We're developing a new citizenry. One that will be very selective about cereals and automobiles, but won't be able to think."
— Rod Serling
"Chuck calls Noah fortnightly on his bakelite rotary phone and gives him publisher's insider information and stock tips."- Tuffy
It just shocks me that there are people out there that actually want to say all or any of that in front of anyone besides the person they are saying it to.
Oh god, it's all so vom worthy.
Thanks for the update! Hehe.
This and if it's gonna be said doing it on your wedding day. That's the only day you should be allowed to rub your mushy gushy vomity love all over everyone else oh and when you have your first baby together I guess...maybe but mostly just the few close family people that should be love vomited on all the time.
I gotta go take a shit now.
Hahaha, I <3 Jazmyn.
That dude is a bit too full on, in a creepy if this doesn't work out I'm gonna stalk you kind of way.