Facebook is not: a confessional, a shrink's office, a diary, etc.
So post your friends' statuses who spill way too much.
(For a second I thought to myself, "Jane, is this invasion of some people's privacy?" but then I thought, "I don't care.")
Cassie _____ is getting divorced.....oh yeah I'm pregnant....surprise!
Candice ______ bought a book of Emily Dickinson's poems on sale, and she sucks. I'm sorry but she sucks.
And my personal favorite:
Candice _____ is the mother of a child that peed her pants at school today. Lawl!
There is hope, but not for us.