Explanation

what are you prattling on about, dear boy?

That tornado of obscene misspelling that blew through here a while ago.

yeah, that shit scares the hell out of me, man. fagets. rofols. butchering the queen's english ought to be punished severely.

who is the offending agent provocateur? let's have his ass censured and fined wholly and severally.

it was indeed klopper. you see, he thought it was clever of him to say things like "DUDE TAHT SHIIIIIT SUCKS DONKEYS LOL!!!!!!11" and let's not forget "YUORE TEH FAGET"
he's attempting to disassociate himself from it now i suppose, and act all clever.

And now you went and ruined it.

But you dont care, really.

i didn't care that you returned. it does bother me that you think that people would be so gullible to believe that you magically changed from the freak who babbled incoherently and we all ignored to someone who's opinion and thoughts would be payed attention to.

ouch. there's some tension on this thread. still, nothing that a shiatsu and a rub down won't cure. *wink*

hmm, rub down from you, i think i would pass on that, but a few other names do come to mind that i wouldn't mind a rub down from.

my hands are licensed with the new york department of health . . .

swedish shiatsu
massage tables warm with love
little asian feet tickle

triptropwipwopdoodie,
I won't stomp your sandcastle of love the others have made for you, I have built one on my own. No need for boot flinging.

care to talk some more? I reccomend pee ems.

pee ems = public menstruation?

i have no issue with you unless you continue to play pretend. needless to say, as with all other message boards, trust is very lacking, and more-so in your case.

trypd, dude you're not talking to me, are you? *sensitive tears rolls down cheek*

not you fram, rather that was directed at klopper.
licensed massage therapist? well, only if you keep it clean, no peaking and remember no on has the right to touch me in my bathing suit area.

Yeah, kl0ppers little JeffK spree was quite lame. His 'rebirth' is pretty lame, too, but it would have been better if he just didn't make anything of it and just returned, acting normal, as he had prior to the JeffK spree. But making some sort of deal out of it, like "omg i change wow" is kinda dumb... And this thread... blah... Pathetic attempt at humor? Or am I missing something...

Ah well, kl0pper was cool before the JeffK crap, here's hoping he can return to his old self without all this drama.

*wipes tear, shoots look at wyretrtyped*

What am I pretending, sir? I ask nothing, I simply speak. As before.

not unless you permit it! *BIG WINK*

this is what happens when i have a few beers at lunch. you can take the boy out of chicago but not the chicago out of the boy.

pity parties are good for only one thing
kindling.

blue point ale. delicious, especially with the scallop panroast. and, buttermilk biscuits. ohh!

everyone loves a pity party, the best time for a polka. roll out the barrel. we'll have a barrell of fun. roll out the barrel. we've got the blues on the run.

My little brother's friend wanted to start a polka/metal band. That would be pretty awesome, or at least quite interesting.

i would actually pay to see that. it would do real well in shamokin pa, the home of the coal hole and the coney. great fun would be had by all. we could even have a parade. everyone loves a parade.

i would spend a few bucks to see that. yea, for some reason fram, i do tend to not get annoyed with polka. i definately attribute that to the german in me.

whadda bout oompah bands

disx, yes you are missing something. Wes has the answer.

the shiraz guzzling mad as hell wallaby tamer, who works with muriel, the chubby abba loving wedding planner. they fight crime together, you know.

Wes didn't even post in this thread.

So what am I missing?

You are talking about yourself, like you not knowing it was you is supposed to be humorous or something. Except, it's not, at all. Unless it's a referrence to some movie or book or something, then maybe it would be funny.

ever read dead certanties by simon schamma?

negatory

I sent you a love letter, discks

Yey.