Everything You Ever Wanted To Know About Everything (But Were Afraid To Ask)

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Irina Marina wrote:
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* 6 episodes of Family Guy and four of jersey shore daily, followed up with an hour and a half of lil wayne and be sure to wash it all down with a fifth of vodka (or other suitable alcohol).

Follow regime until all brain fat is dead.

Do you think it takes that long?

Depends on how fat ones brain is I suppose.

I was shooting for total irreparable brain fat loss, here.

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Jog your memory!

Also, you're a good person. I hope you know that.

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Irina Marina wrote:
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The fuck is wrong with me?

Questioning things too much ...

The unexamined life is not worth living.

Irina Marina wrote:
... and being too nice.

Oh, fuck you.

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Better?

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A little.

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Why do the scrubs always hang out the passenger side of their best friend's ride? Is it really any or less scrubier than the backseat of the driver's side? And what does that make the driver? I mean, it takes a scrub to befriend a scrub, right? But if the driver were the scrub, he would be on the passenger side while his friend drives, but then, is the former scrub no longer the scrub? I think the whole thing is a paradox.

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I don't know what a scrub is and I'm going to bed.

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Why do the scrubs always hang out the passenger side of their best friend's ride? Is it really any or less scrubier than the backseat of the driver's side? And what does that make the driver? I mean, it takes a scrub to befriend a scrub, right? But if the driver were the scrub, he would be on the passenger side while his friend drives, but then, is the former scrub no longer the scrub? I think the whole thing is a paradox.

These are essential questions, and I am ashamed of Irina for not recognizing their importance.

Ritt, you should submit this to an intellectual journal.

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Moral Quandary:

Do I open the package that just was just dropped on my door step, shipped third party from a Kmart in San Leandro CA and addressed to someone I never heard of but with my exact address on it?

Or do I go knocking on my neighbors doors and finding out if any of them are really named Luke O'Dowd but never told me before?

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I thought you were the cult's moral compass! You tell us!

I, for one, would like to know what's in the box.

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She is our Jiminy Cricket.

Why do I have heart burn?

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I opened the box.

I wish I could report that it was something super interesting or weird, such as Tuff's seaweed and thermal blankets situation, it was, alas, just the birthday gift my grandma ordered for Trevor for his bitrthday.

The only mystery remaining is Who is Luke O'Dowd? And why was his name on the box instead of mine?

Maybe someone named Luke O'Dowd ordered the same thing and is wondering why their package came addressed to Pepper Feather?

When the hell did I become the moral compass around here? My hands are just as bloody as the rest of yours I just know the most effective way to remove the stains out from under ones fingernails without a trace.

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This one time, I was helping my sister move and a box arrived UPS.

We opened it.

It had a pair of men's shoes that were like a size 20. We laughed and wondered if maybe we could take a boat ride in them and then both became horror struck at the idea of the giant they must have been meant for.

The next day said giant showed up looking for his shoes.

It was scary.

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What was the giant's name?

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I was too afraid to ask.

It really was rather frightening when we realised the size of the person who may come looking for them, and then he did.

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It wasn't Stuart was it?

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... it could have been...

why?

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Noahrm23 wrote:
She is our Jiminy Cricket.

Why do I have heart burn?

Because you had nachos and I didn't.

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pepper wrote:
... it could have been...

why?

I've been on the hunt for a giant named Stuart for a very long time.

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"You don't by chance happen to have six fingers on your right hand?"

It was a black guy in a fancy car in south east Portland, off of 160something and Powell, almost four years ago.

I hope that may help in your hunt.

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Am I missing a joke here?

I am always afraid there is some reference I am not getting.

Why do you need this giant?

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All you had to say was "The giant was black."

That, Dear Pepper, is not a giant; that is a Trail Blazer.

The giant I am looking for plays a left-handed five-string fretless bass.

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I'll keep half an eye peeled.

Quite a few Trail Blazers/former Trail blazers live in my neighborhood, neighborhood vicinity.

And coaches and other somewhat rich and famous/formerly famous peoples. It is really weird having my kids go to school with their kids, at times.

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Does Clyde Drexler live in your neighborhood?

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Would you fuck me, I would fuck me.

It rubs the lotion on it's skin or it gets the hose again.
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Ritt wrote:
Why do the scrubs always hang out the passenger side of their best friend's ride? Is it really any or less scrubier than the backseat of the driver's side? And what does that make the driver? I mean, it takes a scrub to befriend a scrub, right? But if the driver were the scrub, he would be on the passenger side while his friend drives, but then, is the former scrub no longer the scrub? I think the whole thing is a paradox.

This is an excellent quandary. Myself being an ex-scrub may have a little insight. You see there is a bit of hierarchy to the scrubs and the scrub-ride. Sitting shotgun is a very important position as its like an actual job(even though a scrub has no real job or a shitty one) The person who is shotgun is the literal and moral compass of the scrub-ride. Giving directions to the party as well as pointing out any potential dangers and hotties. In the even the scrub-ride gets too drunk its then the job of the shotgun scrub to drive the rest home safely preferably without hitting anything with the car, whether he has a license of not. If you are in the shotgun position you also sometimes provide the gas money to go out ojn the town. So yes sitting shotgun does make you less scrubier than the backseat especially if you are much better looking than the driver, in which case girls won't even notice the scrubbiness.

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Ritt wrote:
Does Clyde Drexler live in your neighborhood?

...not that I am aware of...

Most often I/we bump into Brian Grant. He is very tall.

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