Everything You Ever Wanted To Know About Everything (But Were Afraid To Ask)
I am culting drunk for the first time and I'll pretend like I know all the answers to EVERYTHING in the world. Shoot!*
*before I get too fucking tired and go to bed
Answer 1 to every question: honey rum. The Spanish know their shit.
Grey. One of the 50 shades thereof.
Also look at you making a thread, well done. Tell us aout your drunken girl party?
As your attorney, my advise to you is to start drinking heavily(er).-Tuffy
There's honey rum and spiced rum, chips and popcorn, the pizza is late, although the restaurant is literally around the corner.
This honey rum - mind-blowing. We had some in December, and told a friend she always needed to bring back a bottle or two when she or anyone in her family came back from Spain. Her dad's bringing another bottle on Monday, so yipee!
Noah I spell better than you and I am drunk!
See I am hung over, at work, talking to assholes, and also I cant spell at all, some sort of crossed wires in my head.
Drink more.
As your attorney, my advise to you is to start drinking heavily(er).-Tuffy
All I was getting drunk on when I had my call center job was The Cult. For real. It was the only interesting site that wasn't blocked.
Thank heavens there are 4 more girls here, the nudie thread would be bombed otherwise.
Where is the receipt I'm looking for at work? I've checked all the normal places.
You know in all the years I've been here I've never been sigged?
how many bathrooms are in the palace of the parliament of romania?
Under the keyboard.
what the hell am i going to wear to this job interview tomorrow?
why does the kid that lives in the apartment directly above us insist on running around, non stop, from the hours of 2pm-6pm?
There are 1000 rooms, out of which 440 are offices, so I'd guess about 150.
Definitely start with some underwear.
Because kids are stupid and should be shot with that Y-shaped thing whose name I can't even remember in Romanian right now.
Because kids are stupid and should be shot with that Y-shaped thing whose name I can't even remember in Romanian right now.
slingshot. and yes.
Irina, bomb the nude thread, It seems like its just half naked, and naked pictures of me these days. And I am sure everyone is tired of that.
As your attorney, my advise to you is to start drinking heavily(er).-Tuffy
Thanks. Now I can google the Romanian word for it... and it is "prastie". Bet none of you can pronounce it correctly though.
Yes but everyone already saw everything I have.
Everyone loves naked people, time and time again.
And unicorns.
As your attorney, my advise to you is to start drinking heavily(er).-Tuffy
Not gonna happen again, no matter how drunk/depressed I get.
What I was getting at is I want more unicorn pictures
As your attorney, my advise to you is to start drinking heavily(er).-Tuffy
The last one was my wallpaper for a long time when I was 16.
This is not your first drunk cting, but congratulations on making a thread.
Do I have snakes?
Tuffy the Dump Truck may rarely increase the risk of a heart attack or stroke. The risk may be greater if you have heart disease or increased risk for heart disease (for example, due to smoking, family history of heart disease, or conditions such as high blood pressure or diabetes), or with longer use. Tuffy should not be taken right before or after heart bypass surgery. Also, Tuffy may infrequently cause serious (rarely fatal) bleeding from the stomach or intestines. This effect can occur without warning symptoms at any time while taking Tuffy. Older adults may be at higher risk for this effect. (See also Precautions and Drug Interactions sections.) Stop taking Tuffy and get medical help right away if you notice any of the following rare but serious side effects: bloody or black/tarry stools, persistent stomach/abdominal pain, vomit that looks like coffee grounds, chest/jaw/left arm pain, shortness of breath, unusual sweating, weakness on one side of the body, sudden vision changes, slurred speech. Ask your doctor if Tuffy is right for you.
Never this drunk.
If you have a plane, yes.
Why is that duck so expensive?
Tuffy the Dump Truck may rarely increase the risk of a heart attack or stroke. The risk may be greater if you have heart disease or increased risk for heart disease (for example, due to smoking, family history of heart disease, or conditions such as high blood pressure or diabetes), or with longer use. Tuffy should not be taken right before or after heart bypass surgery. Also, Tuffy may infrequently cause serious (rarely fatal) bleeding from the stomach or intestines. This effect can occur without warning symptoms at any time while taking Tuffy. Older adults may be at higher risk for this effect. (See also Precautions and Drug Interactions sections.) Stop taking Tuffy and get medical help right away if you notice any of the following rare but serious side effects: bloody or black/tarry stools, persistent stomach/abdominal pain, vomit that looks like coffee grounds, chest/jaw/left arm pain, shortness of breath, unusual sweating, weakness on one side of the body, sudden vision changes, slurred speech. Ask your doctor if Tuffy is right for you.
Because everybody wants the duck's face.
All the silly bitches, that is.
I have a horde of ducks at work, They will destroy you all.
As your attorney, my advise to you is to start drinking heavily(er).-Tuffy
Been doing this for the past 15 minutes straight. It's even funnier when I can't speak properly.
Why won't Tuffy accept my love?
Because he's fuelled by agony.
Keep at it.
What do bees think about as they go about there day?
As your attorney, my advise to you is to start drinking heavily(er).-Tuffy
How to make more honey that conspirational corporations could sell overpriced. No wait, that's Giggan's line.
How wonderful flowers are. That's what bees think, I'm sure.
I'm gonna nap for an hour, two or three. It helps with the hungover. I'll answer more questions tomorrow morning if there still are any.
Look at me doing a perfect if-clause tense coordination. Although if I look at it from a pragmatic point of view, I could've used "will be" since the new questions haven't shown up yet.
How does that make you feel?
As your attorney, my advise to you is to start drinking heavily(er).-Tuffy
Passed out.
Is the price of down up?
Tuffy the Dump Truck may rarely increase the risk of a heart attack or stroke. The risk may be greater if you have heart disease or increased risk for heart disease (for example, due to smoking, family history of heart disease, or conditions such as high blood pressure or diabetes), or with longer use. Tuffy should not be taken right before or after heart bypass surgery. Also, Tuffy may infrequently cause serious (rarely fatal) bleeding from the stomach or intestines. This effect can occur without warning symptoms at any time while taking Tuffy. Older adults may be at higher risk for this effect. (See also Precautions and Drug Interactions sections.) Stop taking Tuffy and get medical help right away if you notice any of the following rare but serious side effects: bloody or black/tarry stools, persistent stomach/abdominal pain, vomit that looks like coffee grounds, chest/jaw/left arm pain, shortness of breath, unusual sweating, weakness on one side of the body, sudden vision changes, slurred speech. Ask your doctor if Tuffy is right for you.
Like I haven't been in college for nothing.
Is the price of down up?
No, it's sideways.
What the hell is this little thing stuck between my upper right molars, and why is it floss proof? Am I going to die (from it)?
It's a bug and it's going to die first.
What made you afraid of bears?
When I was 7 I went with my parents and brother to a mountain resort, had fun in the woods, ate the biggest berries I have seen, and got back home. A couple days later a ranger got killed and half-eaten by a bear in the same forest, right around the part where our cabin was. I saw it on the news and had nightmares ever since. For the first 5 years, they were almost every night, then they got scarcer (once a week, once every few weeks if I'm lucky).
At the place I used to live, two black bears (A parent and cub) walked right through our backyard. We watched them from in the kitchen, through a glass door. They sniffed the porch and looked right in at us. My aunt wanted to go capture one and take it as a pet. I was afraid to go outside for a year but they never came back.
Bears killed and ate my little brother.
We don't talk about it.
Tuffy the Dump Truck may rarely increase the risk of a heart attack or stroke. The risk may be greater if you have heart disease or increased risk for heart disease (for example, due to smoking, family history of heart disease, or conditions such as high blood pressure or diabetes), or with longer use. Tuffy should not be taken right before or after heart bypass surgery. Also, Tuffy may infrequently cause serious (rarely fatal) bleeding from the stomach or intestines. This effect can occur without warning symptoms at any time while taking Tuffy. Older adults may be at higher risk for this effect. (See also Precautions and Drug Interactions sections.) Stop taking Tuffy and get medical help right away if you notice any of the following rare but serious side effects: bloody or black/tarry stools, persistent stomach/abdominal pain, vomit that looks like coffee grounds, chest/jaw/left arm pain, shortness of breath, unusual sweating, weakness on one side of the body, sudden vision changes, slurred speech. Ask your doctor if Tuffy is right for you.
Well fuck both of you, it's morning now, I'm immune!
My only hope is that if a bear encounter is meant to be my death, I'll have a heart attack first and die before it actually gets to eat me.
I want to read this book...
Reminded me of this: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2026914/Mum-bear-eating--Final-p...
What color is my shirt today?
As your attorney, my advise to you is to start drinking heavily(er).-Tuffy