Everybody here is rude and snide.
OMFG YOU ALL ARE A BUNCH OF PUSSIES, I DON'T KNOW WHY I HAVEN'T THUNDERAPED THIS PLACE WITH MY LIGHTNING COCK YET. YOU ALL JUST DIDN'T GET THE MESSAGE WITH THE ORIGINAL P.A., DID YOU FAGGOTS? I SWEAR I'M GONNA FLIP A SHIT IF YOU DON'T SHUT THE FUCK UP, THANKS!
I hate all of you.
THIS DUDE'S ALRIGHT, THOUGH.
You're alright God, you're alright.
"It is true, that which I have revealed to you; there is no God, no universe, no human race, no earthly life, no heaven, no hell. It is all a dream - a grotesque and foolish dream. Nothing exists but you. And you are but a thought - a vagrant thought, a useless thought, a homeless thought, wandering forlorn among the empty eternities."
I'm gone for two days and shit has gone crazy in here! Even God seems a little pissy which we all know is out of character.
I'm gone for two days and shit has gone crazy in here! Even God seems a little pissy which we all know is out of character.
It's not just you, so don't take this the wrong way, but I love how people are 'gone for two days', and come back and say that as if shit was gonna stop just because they were gone.
I'm gone for two days and shit has gone crazy in here! Even God seems a little pissy which we all know is out of character.
It's not just you, so don't take this the wrong way, but I love how people are 'gone for two days', and come back and say that as if shit was gonna stop just because they were gone.
Kind of intended that to be the joke because I hardly ever post.
for the record, i like all of you.
even that.. creature in the back row.
for the record, i like all of you.
even that.. creature in the back row.
Remember when Nate said we were like twins?
I liked that.
for the record, i like all of you.
even that.. creature in the back row.
Remember when Nate said we were like twins?
I liked that.
THIS IS HOW YOU GET ALONG, PEOPLE. TAKE SOME FUCKING NOTES.
even that.. creature in the back row.
Thanks, man.
even that.. creature in the back row.
Thanks, man.
THERE IT IS! BURN IT!
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j/k. Hug it!
even that.. creature in the back row.
Thanks, man.
THERE IT IS! BURN IT!
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j/k. Hug it!
i actually meant you.
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j/k. burn it!
Hug me and you're getting smacked.
smack me and you're getting hugged
I'm gonna smack you 'til you hug me.
THIS IS THE HAPPIEST TALE EVER TOLD EVER.
Two blondes walked into a train track. Between the two of them, you'd think they'd--
talk about chiming in late.
now, that i've been drilled a bit and hated and taken shit too seriously i kind of like the snide. it's funny.
seriously people. we're just avatars and usernames. well, except for me, who stupidly used my real name. idiot!
"Matt, you pretty much just SLAMMED your square ass right in this round hole. You've officially fit in." - Six On The Dot
...I used my real name too. So did Rape.
"To fail to embrace my dreams now would be a disgrace so great that sin itself would not be able to find a name for it." - Werner Herzog
I was smart and only used my first name.
THIS IS THE HAPPIEST TALE EVER TOLD EVER.
Two blondes walked into a train track. Between the two of them, you'd think they'd--
I used an anagram of my real name. my real name is Orenthal Pachyderm.
seriously people. we're just avatars and usernames.
We're actually not. A lot of us are really close friends with one another. Two people that met on here got married, and I know of at least one other couple that lives together. Anyway, saying things like "we're all just avatars" is simply an excuse for bad behavior. Don't be a dick, and other people generally won't be a dick back. It's just that simple. Don't try to rationalize dickishness by saying we're not real people.
Fuck your face off, Paula Deen's coming on.
--Alecia
http://freedownloads.last.fm/download/358267919/Rude%2Band%2BSnide.mp3
Spartan art is the real made hysterical.
The rudeness and snideness ends now.
seriously people. we're just avatars and usernames.
We're actually not. A lot of us are really close friends with one another. Two people that met on here got married.
YEAH, HONEY. US. Thanks for always being so evasive, it's so goddamned obvious how embarrassed you are of me. You can't ever just say "I got married" or "me and Tobii got married" it's always just TWO PEOPLE.
hahaha
Also, Nightrious is making me rethink my seething hatred of That Puta.
I'm worried about getting ARRESTED AND STUFF. I love you! Just....you know, in secret!
Fuck your face off, Paula Deen's coming on.
--Alecia
This sounds goddamn familiar.
http://freedownloads.last.fm/download/358267919/Rude%2Band%2BSnide.mp3
This thread made worth it. PATH understands.
What a lot of you need is scissors.
This sounds goddamn familiar.
This bird cannot change. I'm sorry.
Fuck your face off, Paula Deen's coming on.
--Alecia
This sounds goddamn familiar.
This bird cannot change. I'm sorry.
I have untreated major clinical depression so I have an excuse to be a dick sometimes.
"It is true, that which I have revealed to you; there is no God, no universe, no human race, no earthly life, no heaven, no hell. It is all a dream - a grotesque and foolish dream. Nothing exists but you. And you are but a thought - a vagrant thought, a useless thought, a homeless thought, wandering forlorn among the empty eternities."
I have a vitamin deficiency!
I'm a child of divorce!
I got touched in my no no zone!
BAWWWWWWWW.
Me too, faggot!
THIS IS THE HAPPIEST TALE EVER TOLD EVER.
Two blondes walked into a train track. Between the two of them, you'd think they'd--
MY GIRLFRIEND RAPED ME
I HAVE A METAL ILLNESS
I'M JUST KIDDING
EVERYONE WAS RUDE TO ME FIRST
YOU JUST DONT GET MY SENSE OF HUMOR
I'M POOR
MY GIRLFRIEND IS PREGNANT
BAAAAAAAAAAAWWWWWWWWWW
Me?
ME?
Makin' funa me?
THIS IS THE HAPPIEST TALE EVER TOLD EVER.
Two blondes walked into a train track. Between the two of them, you'd think they'd--
EDIT: Nevermind. Fucking sword of damocles moderators.
The Damocles of the anecdote was an obsequious courtier in the court of Dionysius II of Syracuse, a fourth century BCE tyrant of Syracuse. Damocles exclaimed that, as a great man of power and authority, Dionysius was truly fortunate. Dionysius offered to switch places with him for a day, so he could taste first hand that fortune. In the evening a banquet was held where Damocles very much enjoyed being waited upon like a king. Only at the end of the meal did he look up and notice a sharpened sword hanging directly above his head by a single horse-hair. Immediately, he lost all taste for the fine foods and beautiful girls and asked leave of the tyrant, saying he no longer wanted to be so fortunate.
So is this whole 'sword of damocles' thing an up & coming idiom? B/c it doesn't really pertain... Or make sense.
i looked at your "joined" date and it says 2008. i'm suprised you haven't worked out that things rarely make sense here.
"Matt, you pretty much just SLAMMED your square ass right in this round hole. You've officially fit in." - Six On The Dot
Lazlo is an ancient soul here, but he wears a new skin. Watch your tongue.
it was a joke. you know, pointing out that shit is wack. wasn't trying to be rude. at all.
"Matt, you pretty much just SLAMMED your square ass right in this round hole. You've officially fit in." - Six On The Dot
You cute, ickle one
i looked at your "joined" date and it says 2008. i'm suprised you haven't worked out that things rarely make sense here.
I'm surprised you haven't worked out yer face.
i know. messed up, right? the wind changed and now i'm stuck in a state of scream for eternity. it's fucked.
"Matt, you pretty much just SLAMMED your square ass right in this round hole. You've officially fit in." - Six On The Dot
I make this site cosy. so fuck the rest of you.
wow.
There are people outside my window. They have umbrellas.
Ellas, ellas, ellas. Ay. Ay.
Wow the fuck what?
Wow the fuck what?
Grammar me cofuses this
Upon self-reflection, I feel like I'm often snide, but almost never rude, so I can just disregard this thread entirely.
Fuck your face off, Paula Deen's coming on.
--Alecia
Wow the fuck what?
Grammar me cofuses this
"Wow" the-fuck What? perhaps
I don't think I've been rude/snide. Probably annoying, but not intentionally mean.
In real life though, hoo-boy.
Perhaps it's time to suckle people again... drink of the milk of peace.
Wow the fuck what?
Grammar me cofuses this
"Wow" the-fuck What? perhaps
Yeah, I got it after a minute. At first though, I was all boggle minded. 
Jack, bring those teets of peace my way, friend.
But... can even my nipples withstand the slavering teeth of so many burdened by hatred?
But... can even my nipples withstand the slavering teeth of so many burdened by hatred?
If this was Twitter, I would favorite the FUCK out of that!
Alex, don't permafuck your shit, please. I missed you.
The Basement.