Everybody here is rude and snide.
YOU are as bad as anyone!
BITCHES! The lot of you!
It keeps things interesting.
"Who needs purpose when you have the Cult?" - Phil
"So the guy says, Doctor! Get this dichotomy! I haven't been able to sit right for a week!" - Mike
I'm eating an apple. I think I've calmed down.
my conscience is clean.... for now.
"I'm eating an apple," he says.
"I think I've calmed down," he says.
WHADDA DICK.
i had to look up snide and no i´m not that.
Even this sentence is snide!
Word? Dan? Word? Word. Ya fuckin'. Word.
Ya fuckin' what, huh? YA WHAT!?
Word. That's what I thought.
PARKA'd! Now HE was snide.
Forgive me Father Crawford, for I have sinned.
It's been sixteen seconds since my last confession.
I was rude and snide to Imke when I called her snarky and cut off her hair while she slept.
I was rude to Endless Mike when he was a dick for no apparent reason and now he thinks I don't treat him like a human, and then I put him in a cage and demanded he bark lest I poke him with a stick.
I was rude to that rapist guy when I called him a rapist with Alex and we threw rocks at his bike.
I was rude to Z when she took her tits out and I made fun of her writing and then we all drew pictures of her with a penis on the walls in the bathroom.
I was rude to probably everyone that time that girl started lying about me so I got shitfaced and stood outside yelling YOU'RE ALL A BUNCH OF PHONIES until they called the cops and had me dragged out of here.
Anything else?
I need redemption! I'M JUST MISUNDERSTOOD
Oh and I was also rude to Scerpica when I talked about her hubby's bits and I apologize cause I like that dame and it felt wrong!

Nyeah, I've got these fools tied tightly to the train tracks. . . Dudley Do-Right will never make it on time! Not even with the help of all the Canadians in the world!
For real, though, people here are being really harsh on one another lately. Did I miss a meeting where you all decided to be ultra-evil?
Spartan art is the real made hysterical.
I don't even understand what's going on, but we're back in high school, it seems.
og eg kan vel ikkje berre vere ingen stad heller -
and I can't just be nowhere either
And I'm sick of it.
It's because they've grown bored and partially tired of this place and they are trying desperately to spark some sort of interest in it again. and also because they're assholes.
Why can't we have a cult burn book?

THIS IS THE HAPPIEST TALE EVER TOLD EVER.
Two blondes walked into a train track. Between the two of them, you'd think they'd--
we do. it's called General Discussion.
You asshole!
For real, though, people here are being really harsh on one another lately. Did I miss a meeting where you all decided to be ultra-evil?
I know, right? I have no idea why it's happened so suddenly, if you had asked me a couple of weeks ago I never would have believed that I'd actually think less of Six than I do of Corellion.
!
i was gonna make a comment in here until i realized how rude it was.
i was gonna make a comment in here until i realized how rude it was.
Pussy.
"It is true, that which I have revealed to you; there is no God, no universe, no human race, no earthly life, no heaven, no hell. It is all a dream - a grotesque and foolish dream. Nothing exists but you. And you are but a thought - a vagrant thought, a useless thought, a homeless thought, wandering forlorn among the empty eternities."
something about how at least six has personality and i don't get what the big fuss over correlion is.
For real, though, people here are being really harsh on one another lately. Did I miss a meeting where you all decided to be ultra-evil?
I know, right? I have no idea why it's happened so suddenly, if you had asked me a couple of weeks ago I never would have believed that I'd actually think less of Six than I do of Corellion.
Really though, you do realize you, and a couple of others, randomly went from being nice to complete cunts to me for no reason?
You go from telling me sob stories in PMs in chat about Amy to shit talking on the forum as quick as I could switch from one to the other. Also, I think it's no coincidence that we have civil conversation in chat almost every other night, but the minute Imke enters, you start to tell me to shut up very time I speak.
Of course I'm not going to like you.
If I've been rude to you, start thinking that maybe bullshit like this is also of your own determination, and that if you'd like me to be nicer, start giving me a reason to be. This is all cause and effect, baby.
Also, I think it's no coincidence that we have civil conversation in chat almost every other night, but the minute Imke enters, you start to tell me to shut up very time I speak.
The one time this happened was because you randomly started calling me names. Soooo, yeah. Earlier you called me a bitch in chat again and nobody said anything.
og eg kan vel ikkje berre vere ingen stad heller -
and I can't just be nowhere either
I've noticed this since I got here. I thought it was just Chuck fans being as pretentiously dark as possible with a blase attitude towards real issues. You know, as if it gains more credibility.
I'm sorry, that was quite rude. So let me finish by saying that that feeling's gradually going away, save for a couple of folks, here. I hope some of you take this as an invitation to make peace!
Burned out.
For real, though, people here are being really harsh on one another lately. Did I miss a meeting where you all decided to be ultra-evil?
We didn't invite you to the meeting because we don't like you.
Fuck your face off, Paula Deen's coming on.
--Alecia
Because you said something about killing someone, or something blatantly untrue and out of character, so it was a joke referencing this whole chaotic cloud of hatred that surrounds everything I do.
I'm fine with being the kid it's cool to hate, it's an easy role to play, but it's unnerving that there's this tiny pocket of people who expend that much energy on me.
Why do you people take me seriously? Why do I bother you? Everyone on the forums runs to and fro calling each other cunts and retards and whores, but the minute I type anything, it's a very serious matter that must be constantly addressed. What power do I have to cut to a nerve more than everyone else?
And for the record, you replied with "This isn't witty/interesting/funny" or just "Oh. 0_0" (or some other insight-less, snarky variant) to at least six of my posts before I called you anything. Which is, in fact, a bitch thing to do. If I hadn't a couple hundred posts between then and now, I'd go back and quote them all.
It's not weird that I've never ever had a problem with you for a year plus and now suddenly I don't like you, and it's not random.
Nothing I do or say, however lighthearted or joking, is ever random.
Really, people, examine yourselves.
The only person I actually think warrants an apology from me is Z, who just happened to hop on after a wave of random new girls who annoyed me and I probably otherwise would have, and for a bit tried to, get along with. Anything I have against her is just a personality clash that can't be helped, and to be honest, really, I like her more than quite a few people here.
So there's that.
That Phil and Jack are totally too gay to function LMAO!
Jane S. thinks she's so smart so she can use smart money in drug habits LMAO!
THIS IS THE HAPPIEST TALE EVER TOLD EVER.
Two blondes walked into a train track. Between the two of them, you'd think they'd--
Smart money is kinda like Monopoly money only even more worthless.
Fuck your face off, Paula Deen's coming on.
--Alecia
The only person I actually think warrants an apology from me is Z, who just happened to hop on after a wave of random new girls who annoyed me and I probably otherwise would have, and for a bit tried to, get along with. Anything I have against her is just a personality clash that can't be helped, and to be honest, really, I like her more than quite a few people here.
So there's that.
But do you like me?
For real, though, people here are being really harsh on one another lately. Did I miss a meeting where you all decided to be ultra-evil?
We didn't invite you to the meeting because we don't like you.

Spartan art is the real made hysterical.
really though, it's not Everybody here that's rude and snide. it's just like 6 or 7 of them.
I hate all of you.
"It is true, that which I have revealed to you; there is no God, no universe, no human race, no earthly life, no heaven, no hell. It is all a dream - a grotesque and foolish dream. Nothing exists but you. And you are but a thought - a vagrant thought, a useless thought, a homeless thought, wandering forlorn among the empty eternities."
really though, it's not Everybody here that's rude and snide. it's just like 6 or 7 of them.
You capitalize in weird spots.
THIS IS THE HAPPIEST TALE EVER TOLD EVER.
Two blondes walked into a train track. Between the two of them, you'd think they'd--
it's because I wanted that word to stand out and i was getting sick of using italics and quotation marks all the time.
really though, it's not Everybody here that's rude and snide. it's just like 6 or 7 of them.
That's a substantial amount though, when you consider how often some of us post.
And Justin, I <3 you.
Spartan art is the real made hysterical.
The only person I actually think warrants an apology from me is Z, who just happened to hop on after a wave of random new girls who annoyed me and I probably otherwise would have, and for a bit tried to, get along with. Anything I have against her is just a personality clash that can't be helped, and to be honest, really, I like her more than quite a few people here.
So there's that.
But do you like me?
Yeah!
Yeaah!
I thought this was going to be the new emperor thread.
"Everyone on this board has seasonal affective disorder, this means I get to be Man-At-Arms".
"To fail to embrace my dreams now would be a disgrace so great that sin itself would not be able to find a name for it." - Werner Herzog
The only person I actually think warrants an apology from me is Z, who just happened to hop on after a wave of random new girls who annoyed me and I probably otherwise would have, and for a bit tried to, get along with. Anything I have against her is just a personality clash that can't be helped, and to be honest, really, I like her more than quite a few people here.
So there's that.
But do you like me?
Yeah!
Yeaah!
HaHa! Sucker! I don't like you! You fell for my trap!
Fuck all of you, you stupid cunts!
Spartan art is the real made hysterical.
I thought this was going to be the new emperor thread.
"Everyone on this board has seasonal affective disorder, this means I get to be Man-At-Arms".
it's an intervention, but everyone jumped out and yelled Surprise! before eddie or alex could get in here.
Because you said something about killing someone, or something blatantly untrue and out of character, so it was a joke referencing this whole chaotic cloud of hatred that surrounds everything I do.
I'm fine with being the kid it's cool to hate, it's an easy role to play, but it's unnerving that there's this tiny pocket of people who expend that much energy on me.
Why do you people take me seriously? Why do I bother you? Everyone on the forums runs to and fro calling each other cunts and retards and whores, but the minute I type anything, it's a very serious matter that must be constantly addressed. What power do I have to cut to a nerve more than everyone else?
And for the record, you replied with "This isn't witty/interesting/funny" or just "Oh. 0_0" (or some other insight-less, snarky variant) to at least six of my posts before I called you anything. Which is, in fact, a bitch thing to do. If I hadn't a couple hundred posts between then and now, I'd go back and quote them all.
It's not weird that I've never ever had a problem with you for a year plus and now suddenly I don't like you, and it's not random.
Nothing I do or say, however lighthearted or joking, is ever random.
Really, people, examine yourselves.
I was having a normal conversation with someone and out of nowhere you jumped in and started calling me names and I was like "What the hell?!". No offense, but I actually thought you were drunk for a bit there.
It's not cool to hate you at all, even though you might think so. I don't get why you're putting so much energy into me! I wanted you to leave me alone, that's why I PMed you. But then: “See, I told you she’s a bitch” “She’s a snark” While I didn’t say or post anything directly to you. You said you have no time for people! Please, have no time for me! It would make things a lot more pleasant.
For me it’s fine for other people to call me names, ‘cause I know they don’t mean it, and they go back to being normal and fun with me. You don’t know me at all and we don’t talk, which makes it awkward when you say shitty things.
Well, I sure am curious about that now. You tend to take things I say in a snarky way [Like another time in chat, when I had no clue why you said “snark looked like shit on me”], when it’s not intended to be. If you’re still hung up on me saying “Witty?! Lawlz”, that I could’ve left out, so sorry about that, but other than that..
Again, I don’t mind if you don’t like me, just don’t be so “WOOHOO I DISLIKE IMKE TONS ” about it.
I don’t need to examine myself, I’m content with who I am and I don’t think I deserve this, so.
og eg kan vel ikkje berre vere ingen stad heller -
and I can't just be nowhere either
I'm keeping a snark log from now on, I'm warning the lot of you!
usually these "State of the Cult" threads don't show up till the 3rd or 4th week of November. Maybe this means we'll have 6 weeks less of winter?
Skype would really help ease the tension, I think. But that's between all of you.
Burned out.









I am not, don't be a bitch.
The Basement.