Embarassing Admissions & Confessions
I could see past his flaws.We made it work.
I am fueled by filth and fury.
If you go to an all ages show.. and someone is hitting on you.. remember to ask them how old they are before you give them your number and let them meet you for dinner.. seriously... 15 year old.. looks like hes in his mid twenties..
Hahaha.......
I am drinking by mysef right now/ Thats almost embarrasing as how im typing right now.... GO CUBS!1
What about twenty-something year olds who look fifteen? You into that, by any chance?
What about twenty-something year olds who look fifteen? You into that, by any chance?
uhhh No.. No I dont think so.
what about 30 something year olds with a small ding dong but are ambitious and adventurous in the bedroom to make up for it?
Depends.. on looks, demeanor, humor, smile...etc i cant just base it on age.. unless its statutory rape then i dont care how cool you are NO
When I was younger I liked Ace of Base AND Enya.
-dusts off hands-
think I just won this thread.
!
-dusts off hands-
think I just won this thread.
I Still do like Ace of Base and Enya
-dusts off hands-
think I just won this thread.
I Still do like Ace of Base and Enya
I'll admit to liking them too. The only problem i have with them is all their songs sound exactly the same to me. But then again, I've probably only heard two songs a piece from them, so who knows.
There are so many things that should be on that list over things on the list that shouldn't be there. It's like anything before 2005 on the internet didn't exist.
How does he NOT have Mr. T ate my balls?!
the last girl i was with scratched my inner thighs so deeply that there's wicked scars there and now i fear that i'll have to assure the next girl i'm with that it's not a bizarre STD.
It sucks that had to be the 500th post. It should've been something like, you got an actual std from some fat, trashy sixteen year old who you thought was twenty-five because you were contact high from being in a room of Cuban teenagers doing that jenkem stuff.
or i could have posted a picture.
It's not too late!
people think i'm weird enough as it is.
No sense holding back now then.
POIDH
I'm watching Chronicles of Riddick on TV.
and enjoying it.
!
i tried, not gonna happen. that's a part of me you guys'll never see.
Thank Jeebus.
Im actually warming to your weirdness.
I sometimes get aroused at the smell and sound of fajitas.. I dont even eat meat.. its just the smell.. gets me everytime..
I won't read your posts if I think you're ugly.
My wife gave me a pity blowjob the day my grandmother died.
So...We are still going to die. Right?
No, I do it too
I do it too, but instead of flipping, I reach my foot ot my hand and make an exchange at waist level. Sadly, I started doing this more after I made friends with chimps. Reverse evolution!
This is my preferred method, too.
I felt proud when some of you complimented my fingerpaintings.
oh man, I don't even wanna know, but then you talk about how great the smell is... eewwwwww!
I have weird toes, the middle ones are long, so I don't bend over to pick something up if it's small. I just grab it with my toes and flip it so I can catch it. I don't even realize I do it but there was a lighter on the floor, and I picked it up with my foot and tossed it into my bag, and someone cracked up for like 5 minutes.
I just picked up an empty pop tart box and threw it into a salad spinner on the counter
I recently said something that was apparently racist. I said something about how Cherokee hair is stronger than other races' hair. The thing is, I actually thought that was true. I didn't mean it as offensive. Damn South Park and their mention of Cherokee hair tampons.
I know, I'm an idiot.
did you know that if you put a Cherokee's hair (or any Indian's hair) into a pool of stagnant water, it'll turn into a snake?
I'm 1/16 Cherokee.....what will MY hair turn into? (Pressure's on, funnyman!)
Tadpoles.
"It is true, that which I have revealed to you; there is no God, no universe, no human race, no earthly life, no heaven, no hell. It is all a dream - a grotesque and foolish dream. Nothing exists but you. And you are but a thought - a vagrant thought, a useless thought, a homeless thought, wandering forlorn among the empty eternities."
Sea Monkeys
Everyone is 1/16th Cherokee or Navajo or Apache or Hakawi or whatever else they want to be from.
I recently found out that I'm not as German as I thought. I am a man without a motherland.
I think my grandfather's father was a German soldier. My grandfather was Mexican, but in the only picture I've ever seen of him, he had blond hair and lighter skin than my father. I saw something on the History channel about German soldiers training the Mexican army around the time he probably would've been born, and I formed some suspicions. I'll never know, though.
are you implying it's embarassing not being german?
So...We are still going to die. Right?
I want to marry a German. Or a Brit. I've officially decided that. I'm not embarrassed about that either, just feel like saying it.
When I got my toy it came with a 4 oz bottle of lube. I didn't think it would last long so I got an 8 oz bottle with it. flash forward three months and I'm just getting to the big bottle and it says 'Best Before August' on the bottle.
I don't know if its unsafe to use lube after the Best Before date and I really don't care. I paid for it and dammit I'm going to get my money's worth!
"It is true, that which I have revealed to you; there is no God, no universe, no human race, no earthly life, no heaven, no hell. It is all a dream - a grotesque and foolish dream. Nothing exists but you. And you are but a thought - a vagrant thought, a useless thought, a homeless thought, wandering forlorn among the empty eternities."
AAAaaaaAAAAaarrrRRRRRRRgggggGGgggGHHHhhHHHGH!!!!!!!!!
That's what he said! Heheh...heh.
Too late, Barbara got married!
[Yesh, she's the only German woman]
there are some brits left though!
and Aussies.
RITT! I will do that Robot at your German wedding for 5 hours!!!!!!
How can you kiss a skeleton? They don't have lips!