Embarassing Admissions & Confessions

Edit: that's not for Jane, that's for all the talk of...uh....talk...up there.

Think about Arby's to prolong your anal orgasms?

I walked right into something weird, didn't I? I gotta start reading the entire thread before I post in it, not just the first page.

I did that kinda and I don't know what you walked into either.

I'm 20 years old and I've never had a girlfriend. Not for lack of wanting one.

I'm afraid to cross the street. (Did I say that in here all ready?)

gasp!
so am I!
dromophobia. I was forced into therapy for it by my HS psychology teacher.

didnt work

Not always, just like, in the dead middle of the day when there's fuckboats of vehicles moving. Usually big, loud demon trucks. I still do it, just...nothing, nevermind.

I'm scared of crossing the street too, but I have a good reason. Unlike the rest of you jerks.

When I'm in a foreign country (where they speak a different language) I slip into that terrible habit of speaking louder, slower and slightly in their accent in the hope that it will make me easier to understand.

Yeah, but what about all the times you crossed the street and DIDN'T get hit by a car? Cars are easy to dodge, it's those bees that'll getcha!

I'm bad at that. I'm good at it when I'm at work. It's my job. A little more difficult in real life. XD. But thanks for the compliment.

Haha. That's pretty funny.

Phone sex line personnel?

When i go to foreign countries, i just butcher their language until they feel bad for me and help. Also, i really miss people speaking french all the time.

ohhhh...I dress up like Gwen and act out her entire Tragic kingdom concert...

I'm also scared of frogs... I scream, puke then pass out. I'm afraid they'll get in my body and impregnate me with their demon tadpole things.

I constantly read all the threads on this site and never post anything because I'm scared people will be mean to me.

I, too, am a crybaby.

I like to pretend I live in wonderland and alice is my friend.

I have a lot of problems...and I love you guys, your te only entertainment for me at work.

Gwen Stefani sucks!!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

Just kidding. I actually kind of liked her before that "B-A-N-A-N-A-N-A-N-A-N-A-N-A-" shit(for topic relevance).

I like Nick Pitera.

You need to watch the whole video.

i got beaten up by a guy in a wheelchair once. long story.

i still masturbate to the memory of my one and only threesome (two girls). It was 8 years ago.

I don't really see anything embarrassing about that. You had a threesome, ^5

Is that for real?

[EDIT] For example:

Chocolate Rain is one of my favorite things ever. So fucking funny. That kid goes to university ten minutes from me and i guess he's really weird.

the original is way better. but still, it's like really though?

0:46 = gold

It's amazing and also borderline creepy.

That song played at my prom. le sigh

I like his girly voice more than his own.

I was very horny as a child and used to cut holes in teddies and fuck them.

cotton is not an acceptable substitute for a vagina.

I don't see whats so perverted about that. Seems almost responsible, in fact. At least he wasn't boning the family pets or anything...or was he? ...

Darkie's a cotton pricker. Hehe...heh.

I have about three pieces of Hellboy smut in my porn folder.

that's probably one of the main reasons why I haven't seen the sequel yet.

i find masturbating to an old memory embarassing regardless if it was a good memory. I also find masturbating to be embarassing once you are married. Especially since you can have sex regularly.

You're still a newlywed. You'll see.

Teddy was asking for it, right Darky?
Look at what he's wearing, huh?
Eddy was right. Perv.

One of the funniest/embarrassing things I've ever been a part of was when I was working at that Fan company. Me and this other guy were building fans and just talking goofy shit back and forth, meanwhile one of our QA guys, a black guy, was checking some fans we had already finished down at the end of the table. Well, he was kinda crouched down looking at whatever and the guy I was working with didn't see him there I guess and we were talking about something, God knows what, and he answers me with something along the lines of "Sammy Davis, Michael Jackson, don't matter all, them niggers look the same!"
Now he was just kidding, even laying on a funny hillbilly accent while he said it to emphasize it being funny, but just the sound of that word "nigger" popping out there, our QA guy pops up and looks at him, then looks at me and all three of us got that bulgy eyed look of surprise on our faces for a couple seconds and then we all bust out laughing at how funny the whole situation was.

we watched hot shots 2 last night and i laughed alright.

Teddy's button eyes were twinkling. Her leg was hanging suggestively limp on my He-Man bed cover. I knew it was the right time; my parents were downstairs watching a show that didn't have adverts. I had 26 minutes to have my way.

It was not fulfilling. Soon I would be looking for other avenues to explore in my sexual quest. Soon I would learn how to use the ropes in gym, or the banister at the top of the stairs.

Later came the hand.

The whole time, I was just seeing Chocolate Rain guy as Obama. And I lul'd.

I used to sneak into my kitchen late at night when I was 5 or 6 and light matches until I burned my hand one night....

I used to sneak up late at night to watch Beavis & Butthead.

I ate a pack of matches when I was three.

I have never told anyone about this but when I was little my mom kept the Halloween shit in my closet,we had this inflatable skeleton...I was ODSESSED with kissing I was like eight or nine and I would practice kissing that skeleton and hide him under my bed. Now I am the BEST kisser ever,mom still has that thing but it is all awkward between us.

Shot in the dark, you wanna do something sometime?

Great. But the white paint glows in the dark. That ok?

I think skeletons looks really cool. I wouldn't kiss one, though.