Embarassing Admissions & Confessions

I think the Noobie is a dick.

EG: HUNTERCARSON.

no.

This went from embarassing things to "I feel guilty about things, maybe, I think... Actually, nah."

Well, it does say "Confessions" in the title too.
Unless they're supposed to be Embarrassing Confessions.

I once dreamt I was making out with a guy, who turned into a woman.

And I also once dreamt I was having sex with a woman that turned into a cat. I stopped to freak out in that one though.

I've had sex dreams that never get fulfilled. Like, i'll be having sex for a while in my dream and then it'll stop. Not the dream, that keeps going, but the sex just kind of stops or doesn't happen and it's weird.

Also, you guys've made me feel self-conscious about saying 'too' all the time.

I, too, would feel self-conscious in this situation.

Nate, do you find the flooding of a KFC funny? I smiled when I saw it. I didn't like that I smiled but I'm a man who can admit when something horrible made him feel guilty.

http://kfcflooded.ytmnd.com/

These do crack me up though:

I still wanna use that top one for an avatar!
I think laughing at stereotype humour has gotten a really bad rap. If your laughing at it out of hate, then, yeah, it's wrong, but if you're laughing at the absurdity of it, then funny is funny!
I laugh just as hard at that stuff as I do at Cletus on the Simpson's!

despite the fact that I now have a sex toy, I still have those dreams where I'm trying to find a place that sells them so I can buy one.

That poor kid. I really hope he's made some money off that YouTube sharing stuff.

I bought a couple of vibrators over the years and decided that you know, I really dont like them. So when I got all my old clothes together to donate to the Salvation Army or stick in the poor boxes, I stuck the old vibrators in there too.

I donated my sex toys to the church.

-I let my best friend treat me like shit a lot of the time because I feel like I deserve it, when in actuality he's just as insecure and afraid that I'm going to leave him as I am with him.

-I had to learn everything about periods and other girl stuff via the interweb and random girls conversations at school because the only thing my mom ever told me about adolescence was "If a boy tries to get in your pants...let him! It'll be fun! And I want the details!"

-I accidentally say offensive things sometimes and no matter how many times I apologize, I'll think of how I could've hurt that persons feelings and I cringe.

-I like Twilight. (Say what?)

I didnt know where my urethra was until a few months ago.

edit
I feel like I need to clarify. I knew the you know... general location but I didnt know where /exactly/ it was. Im still kind of surprised. God. Im really embarrassed.

Everytime I would ask my older brother what something was he would respond in a whispered voice, "It's something for women's boobs." I didn't really learn that much from him about the human body.

I remember the first time I was curious about what a naked woman looked like, I looked for nudie pictures of women on a HealthCare website. Eventually I was lead to a porno site.
My dad found out what I did the same day by looking at the web history.

Have you met Cuntsteen yet?

Sigh, I think only to make fun of her. Hope I didnt burn a bridge already. Why? Does she not know where her urethra is either?

http://chuckpalahniuk.net/forum/1000026/g-spot

I am afraid of the dark.. still..

edit... its ok... my best friend apparently didnt know who he was either

Wow...

Yeah... sorry...

But dont feel bad, you know. Lots of women dont know where their G-Spot is. In fact, for some women their vagina is just so... you know I feel I shouldnt be saying this...
But some women's vaginas are just extra moist or a little more elastic than others and g-spot orgasms are harder to obtain. Another thing is that, and maybe I should post this in your thread but since Im here... but another thing is that... um... okay. So they cant achieve orgasm because their clitoris is too far away from their urethra. And this is where my little confession comes into play. They say that if your urethra is more than the width of your thumb away from your clitoris it will be more difficult to achieve orgasm because vaginal penetration tugs the urethra which in turn tugs the clitoris and gets you off- this was actually an argument against the existence of the GSpot... that the urethra is what indirectly causes orgasm- and not the GSpot. (malarky, because the GSpot really is a thing... anyway) I believe Marie Bonaparte (relative of Napoleon) actually had her clitoris moved closer to her urethra in order to achieve orgasm. Apparently it worked.

REMEMBER THOUGH?

I'm not! I think.

Uterine organisms - microscopic alien race from star trek:the next generation.

wait what?
you can have a uterine orgasm?

i might need an illustration.

i mean, there are uterine contractions during an orgasm... whether its through clitoral stimulation or gspot stimulation... but a uterine orgasm? my female anatomy is way fucking off. how do you stimulate your uterus?

wait wait... like with a coat hanger? isnt that an abortion?
Im pretty sure orgasm and abortion are two different things.

I dont really think stimulation of the urethra really will get a girl off. Its stimulation of the urethra in conjunction with the clitoris...

you know what?
fuck it.

and i bet you thought just finding your urethra was the end of the line!

vaginavaginavaginavagina

vagina

urethra

eat. me.

nawwww, I better not...

Pun house of horrors!

THE LINE IM ABOUT TO CROSS
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oh come on, six? you dont want to grind your face into a nice juicy twat? open minded my ass. such a prude you are.

writemetolife wrote:

<3

EDIT_

<3 @ kitty too. *Right-clicks + saves*

Diabeetus cat pleases me greatly.

god damn, wilford brimley looks pissed!

also, this is kinda, sorta embarrassing for me to admit, but I had no idea that "boy" was a derogatory name for black people until like 5 years ago. I can't imagine how many times I've probably used that around black guys in my life.

It was?

For the longest time I thought "porchmonkey" was just one of those goofy names you called people; like "dork" or "spaz" or something.

When I get a video camera I will get a video of Cujo at the dinner table eating with his paw.

I thought it was just clitoral, vaginal, and anal orgasms....those are the ones I've had at least

what about a full body orgasm.

I'm turning into one of those girls that hates other girls, which is ridiculous. I went to a women's college! COME ON. I don't want to be that guy.

I think I need to start hanging out with a better calibre of females. These are just subpar.