Embarassing Admissions & Confessions

I hold sexual attractions towards the following ENTIRELY FICTIONAL characters:

-Hank "Beast" McCoy (from the X-Men comics)

-Hellboy

-that one guy from the Cowboy Bebop anime, the older one with the robot arm

There's something about Harvey Birdman that gets me sort of sexcited, but I honestly don't know what.

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all of those are dudes, dude. but, spike from cowboy bebop is a cool mother fucker. so smooth. and beast was cool until kelsey grammar played him in x-men 3. he ruined a bit of my childhood there that cant be regained.

 i'm going to go ahead and say he's well aware they're dudes.

you know, you might have something there

He likes hairy men. Sexually. In a sexual way. He likes them naked.

body hair is gross. i guess that can get us back on topic. i think body hair is really gross and wish i didnt have any. even if it means id look like a five year old or a john. luckily for me, i have very little body hair.

also, my friend found an eightys porn near his apartment a few days ago. he said the women were so hairy he almost threw up. 'the shittiest porn ever' is what he told me the title was.

Fucking kids nowadays can't even appreciate free porn. Back in my day we had to go to the local newstand/mom and pop run corner store and beg the old dude behind the counter to sell us an old copy of Playboy. We'd be very fortunate to find an old beta of some 70's pron. Now those were some crotch 'fros. So yeah, we made due with the magazines. Every now and again he'd have an extra Hustler, which is slightly racier than Playboy. We paid double the price for these skin mags and we appreciated a massive bush. Even when they were naked we had to use our imagination when it came to visualizing her naughty bits.

I don't want to ever hear you fuckin kids complain when it comes to finding free porn, whether it's an old' 80's tape, a DVD some guy left in a cab full of midget amputee sex, an email to 2 girls 1 cup, or even that one video clip of a man being impaled by a horse that was circulating a few years back. You watch those fuckin things and you like it!

You talk the talk Frank, but dare you... walk the walk?

I walked it. Not only did I walk it, but I pimped walked it by opening it at work and letting a couple of coppers enjoy in the song as well.

that description of old porn made me gag a little bit.

more horses

 yeah, i've had ceilings and walls move on me. i think that's fairly common.

I used my boss's password to access the company's video surveillance system in order to spy on my co-workers and see what they were saying about me.

And, I got pulled over by a bike cop last Thursday.

Yeah thats called to much drugs and if your not on any drugs, then thats called not enough drugs.

I like this song way more than most people should.

Just kidding. I don't do that.

I sing along to "Just A Girl" by No Doubt all the time. All the time.

I was about to make a fag joke but then I saw my post above yours. I might edit that.

I'm tired.

 I was late one day for work (when I worked.) And I ran out of my parent's condo while putting my shirt on. It was early in the morning, while the lawn workers were around. They all looked at me, there was at least seven of them. 

That's not embarassing. That's hot!

I've been putting off a phone call to my college roommate who was paralyzed in a drunk-driving accident. I keep telling myself I'll do it tomorrow, but it's been a few weeks.

I tell my wife that I don't feel bad when our 5 year old points out how much I weigh, but it really does hurt. I saw a picture of me when I was in the marines and just wanted to go hide in our closet, but I don't because everyone sees as the strong, easygoing type.

I like that song too! Although until you posted that link, I had never seen the band that actually sang it, and I could not be more surprised...and shocked...and a bit disappointed, so not the imagine I had in my head...they look like the barenaked ladies!! I'll be the're Canadian, too...ugh...

EDIT: I guess I fucked up the quote whatever, anyways this is in reply to Frank's music video post...

EDIT EDIT: Oh fucking fuck, nevermind, quote failure totally ruined my day!!

I'm too lazy to call my friends let alone a girl I got the number of. It's raining like everyday and I keep saying, "Eh, the weather's not good enough."

This is perfect timing, I'm sat reading this thread and I've just let the most awful fart go, no let go is wrong, I unleashed the beast. Fuckin made me gag, no BS. Although there may be some HS in my shorts.

You might want to go and run a wet wipe over that, else you'll be awfully itchy later.

speaking from experience, eh?

Yeah, I gots kids, yo.

I'm paranoid that there's a massive conspiracy designed to prevent me from knowing that everyone in the world is a mind reader, except for me, and so I'm afraid of crowded areas.

I'm always careful about what I think when I'm in the dentist chair. For others I think they have to touch me to hear my thoughts.

When I was a kid in grade school, I was a major tomboy.

I loved playing football only because I wanted to tackle the boys and make them bleed or cause injury. I even liked to pick fist/push fights with the boys in my class. I am not that violent anymore.

I also used to walk out of the bathroom with my towel only covering my waist and down. Thank God my boobies hadn't grown then. I wore my towel like that because my older brother and my dad always walked out the bathroom that way. & of course I learned to fully cover my body because I would get yelled at.

I used to dress like a "gangster" boy with my underwear showing because my brother & his friends dressed that way.

But now I've bloomed & became feminine.

i signed up at the velvet when the cult was down.

the velvets awesome. i like it better there.

My favorite beer right now is Busch, because it's cheap, and smooth as the Rockies.

Also, over the course of ten couching this month, I'm currently running a 6/1 orgasm ratio in the favor of the last two women I've slept with.

I'm actually kind of proud of that last one, though. I was just looking for someplace to sneak it in.

Pfft, I can do that.

I am not sure how I should feel knowing that.

Just go with it baby.

I feel that the only time I can talk to somebody is if I'm drunk.

I don't think I should feel that way. I think I'm too young to feel that way.

If I say anything I want to happen out loud it is automatically jinxed. I'm not kidding. I've won personal bets that way. I'm watching football games and I say "Team A is going to win" then I immediately after think 'Team B is going to win.' with absolute certainty and Team B will always win. This superpower sucks because I can't place bets on things or else I will lose them. Every time.

holy shit, for a moment, i thought sheeps was back.

really though. that's not embarassing. for you it's a step in the right direction.
maybe do something about it next time, jesus

Fed, whats up?

I...miss this thread.

I have a dildo now.

i have a glass one. you can wield it like a bat and hit it on walls, counters, doorknobs, even concrete, whatever you can think of, but it is simply unbreakable.

i think i'm using it wrong....

don't chip it!

IT CAN'T BE CHIPPED!!! seriously, i need to do an infomercial on this thing. it's skull-shattering abilities have not been fully tested. it could be like a combo dildo/ice-pick/personal weapon... the possibilities are endless!!!