Embarassing Admissions & Confessions
I just ate a bunch of chocolates intended to be sent to my Secret Santa.
Well atleast you can go get more chocolate.
As your attorney, my advise to you is to start drinking heavily(er).-Tuffy
I do have a bunch of packets I bought, I'm hoping to send some to other culties.
Do you remember what you read the following day ?
Haha, nope, so I tend to reread the last page. 
Sarah's new avatar keeps making me think she's a troll.
I keep thinking she is Jazmyn for some reason.
...Because you dream of kissing Jazmyn's luscious lips, Pepper. 
one day she will return my love
I just accidentally saw one of you naked on tumblr. Which is ok because we've all been there. But how random!
That was me.
Ugh your lingerie collection seems to be perfect. I'm jealous. Waaah.
Shhh.
You say that like its a bad thing? A lot of us have seen eachother naked. If my sisters didnt know my tumblr there would be a lot more naked Noah I am sure.
I get drunk and think a lot of bad things are good ideas.
As your attorney, my advise to you is to start drinking heavily(er).-Tuffy
I get drunk and think a lot of bad things are good ideas.
This is the explanation for 90% of the internet. And a vast majority of the ridiculous things I have ever written on the internet personally.
Not going to Lie, I like being naked and I have no problem showing off my bits. I am rather vain about it really.
As your attorney, my advise to you is to start drinking heavily(er).-Tuffy
No No not a bad thing at all, I just wasn't expecting it! Pleasant surprise, I guess haha.
I hate sleeping alone. I think I hate sleeping on a futon more though.
As your attorney, my advise to you is to start drinking heavily(er).-Tuffy
That could work in your favor.
Hah! I hate this happening to me.
Or maybe someone else has my lips on their mind
haha
Irina, what is your Tumblr name? I want to see these beautiful under wares.
Whatever Whore!
Or maybe someone else has my lips on their mind
haha
*Blush*
I cried while reading some old blog entries...again.
Watching all the The Real World: St. Thomas episodes.
Si vis pacem, para bellum
I was going to say "wrong thread," but then I realized it's totally the right thread for that post. haha
Ha.
I'm just on the first episode, but I know I'm gonna watch them all the way through. I just remembered what I HATE about this show: That sappy guitar that plays during "emotional" moments. Christ almighty, I wanna break that guitar and punch the kid having the moment. Not for being such a whiny pussy, but for pretending to be such a whiny pussy. As if anyone ever has a legitimate life-changing revelation on this show.
Si vis pacem, para bellum
One of the most boring seasons ever.
I cried and kinda had a breakdown at my sleepover friend's house. Just lay there staring at the wall sniffling and feeling like a damn moron.
"We're developing a new citizenry. One that will be very selective about cereals and automobiles, but won't be able to think."
— Rod Serling
"Chuck calls Noah fortnightly on his bakelite rotary phone and gives him publisher's insider information and stock tips."- Tuffy
I have some strange feeling for one of my best friends Delaney, the dancer.
We had a thing for a couple months, just friends who had sex from time to time. And it was some of the best sex of my life. We have always flirted lightly and jokingly but we both realize that we have to be carefull around eachother becuase we are both extrememly sexualy attracted to eachother.
Problem one. She has a boyfriend who is an awesome guy who I like a lot.
Problem two, Everyone who knows there relation ship knows its not going to last much longer.
Problem three, I have a poppy sead stuck in my teeth.
As your attorney, my advise to you is to start drinking heavily(er).-Tuffy
Alright, first, either brush your teeth or get yourself a toothpick.
Second, a great sex life does not exactly equal a great relationship. Sad, but true. It's what I'm going through now.
Third, if she were to break up with him and you were involved in any way whatsoever, you'd probably either feel guilty or never completely trust her. No good either way.
I say give yourself some time. You don't want to jump back in so soon.
"We're developing a new citizenry. One that will be very selective about cereals and automobiles, but won't be able to think."
— Rod Serling
"Chuck calls Noah fortnightly on his bakelite rotary phone and gives him publisher's insider information and stock tips."- Tuffy
Oh I wouldnt do anything to break them up. Whenever the sexual tention gets to strong we always give it a few days before we hang out again. And I brushed its okay.
Also we get along really well, I love her to death but I dont know if a raelationship would ever work with us, Not know atleast.
Its still just complicated. Nothings going to happen untill there relationship runs its course.
As your attorney, my advise to you is to start drinking heavily(er).-Tuffy
Good, good.
"We're developing a new citizenry. One that will be very selective about cereals and automobiles, but won't be able to think."
— Rod Serling
"Chuck calls Noah fortnightly on his bakelite rotary phone and gives him publisher's insider information and stock tips."- Tuffy
I like to browse weird dating sites for people in my town, just for laughs.
However, the best usernames ever come out of this. My vote so far is torn between Cockasian and Deep-Poke Chopra.
i, uh, had a dream last night that i spooned with a dude.
and it wasn't
that
bad
in my defense, i like being the small spoon regardless of which gender was doing the big, and duder was like a 9/10 i think. details are fuzzy.
still, i understand i get docked 5 man points from my "manly-man man card".
That's not so bad. I had one where I got it from a dinosaur once.
I hated Barney.
but.. barney is purple.
i'm sorry, i shouldn't judge barney. this is a safe place.
Oukvekpwk, its okay. Britney Spears isn't so bad. Everyone secretly likes her, or she wouldn't have been so successful.
I like eating a whole can of BBQ vienna sausages, at least once a year. When no one is around, because I don't want to share and I'm also very ashamed.
However, the best usernames ever come out of this. My vote so far is torn between Cockasian and Deep-Poke Chopra.
I browse the ones in Seattle.
It's so far away, and it is like a soap opera. Will he/she ever find THE ONE?
I made a complete drunken fool of myself last night. I'm shamefaced today.
"We're developing a new citizenry. One that will be very selective about cereals and automobiles, but won't be able to think."
— Rod Serling
"Chuck calls Noah fortnightly on his bakelite rotary phone and gives him publisher's insider information and stock tips."- Tuffy
Tell us the details. Or atleast me. haha
As your attorney, my advise to you is to start drinking heavily(er).-Tuffy
Better still, post the pics.
This is why we can't have nice things.
I already told you, goof. But yeahhhh, I fell asleep in a booth at the bar where my friend works and don't remember getting back to his place at all.
And there are no pictures, thankfully... that I know of. There are some from before I left the house and was already pretty smashed.
"We're developing a new citizenry. One that will be very selective about cereals and automobiles, but won't be able to think."
— Rod Serling
"Chuck calls Noah fortnightly on his bakelite rotary phone and gives him publisher's insider information and stock tips."- Tuffy
The video to Katy Perry's Firework gives me chills and chokes me up bad, like the whole thing.
Isn't she just singing on a balcony in a pretty dress and there are fireworks behind her?
I find her "One that got away" song and video quite sad.
No, there is so much more to it than that.
On one hand, it is making light of many very traumatic life situations and feelings... on the other, it is Pop music, and for pop music I find it to vastly deeper than most, and that is what choke me up. The depth in the music and message it conveys, despite it's style.
Here. watch:
When the boy in the club gets the courage to kiss the other boy, and when the kid being attacked by the gang bangers wows them, that is when that lump usually gets bad in my throat.
I had never seen the video. It is pretty touching. I've always liked that song too. The only song of hers that they play frequently that I can't stand is the Extraterrestrial song. It really disturbs me.
I like that song.
That could work in your favor.
As your attorney, my advise to you is to start drinking heavily(er).-Tuffy