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Noahrm23
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I dont want to puke at my desk in the trashcan.
But I really dont want to puke in the bathrooms here at work. They are gross, smell terrible and people are always going in and out.
BLARG vomit vomit vomit

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Dude. You need to get it together a little.

Drink more water next time you get drunk, or something.

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Also, we all went on to spell booger wrong after you so, eh whatever. It was kind of funny when we were all corrected.

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Noahrm23
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Yesterday was a wierd day. I didnt even drink that much the night before but I think I forgot to eat real food and what I did eat was shit. After my nap I was all good. No more boozing for me for a while though.

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We don't even have the energy to properly fight anymore.

I would think that meant we were growing as adults, except I am not sure lethargy is a sign of maturity?

We went out to dinner a couple weeks ago and sat and ate and looked at each other and had nothing to say, even though everything was pleasant. It just seemed tired.

We are pushing twenty years now... well, coming up on eighteen.

This isn't a big Divorce Impending post. Just a worried for honest post.

The last thing I want to do is fight, but somehow it is disturbing me that at best, when we do get irritated, there is only a snarky bit of half hearted bickering then wandering away.

It is starting to fuck with my head worse than anything else that the past had.

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I also realised the other day the thing, deep deep down, that is stopping me from moving forward with going to school, or at least finding some job, any job, is fear that if I become financially independent that will be it.

I won't need him and he won't need to stay.

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I should probably tell him that and we should talk about it. Otherwise his resentment is just going to grow and grow and fucking grow.

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What does he resent?

P.S. *hugs*

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pepper wrote:
We don't even have the energy to properly fight anymore.

I would think that meant we were growing as adults, except I am not sure lethargy is a sign of maturity?

We went out to dinner a couple weeks ago and sat and ate and looked at each other and had nothing to say, even though everything was pleasant. It just seemed tired.

We are pushing twenty years now... well, coming up on eighteen.

This isn't a big Divorce Impending post. Just a worried for honest post.

The last thing I want to do is fight, but somehow it is disturbing me that at best, when we do get irritated, there is only a snarky bit of half hearted bickering then wandering away.

It is starting to fuck with my head worse than anything else that the past had.

Though I am by no means a marriage expert, this seems like standard fare for a couple together for 20 years. You're with each other everyday. How much is there really new to talk about? Again, not an expert, but maybe find something that you have never done and do it together.

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Pepper, I totally get where you're coming from. We just celebrated our 24th in August. I have been craving and want romance. I have mentioned this several times in the last few months. NOTHING. I want to be romanced, desired and seduced. I do these things a lot to him, but for him to do this seems impossible. After 24 years, you can definitely get in a rut of sorts. But now the kids are older and don't have to be watched over 24/7, so I think it's time we make time for us as a couple. We need to spice it up ya know. I know those giddy feelings of a new relationship fade over time, but I think couples need to keep things switched up a bit all the time so things don't go stale. I feel very stale. I think the idea of finding something you both enjoy doing and trying that out Pepper. I don't know, I'm in the same boat really.

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Alecia wrote:
What does he resent?

P.S. *hugs*

Everything. As far as I can tell.

I don't work hard enough.

As far as doing something new together goes. That is not likely. If he doesn't like something he won't try it or go for it. Even down to watching a rented movie together that doesn't sound interesting to him.

This past year I have taken to just going and doing the things I want to do myself. Like that Powell's thing. Some shows too. And other things.

Romance is nice, I'd really just like to be able to talk, about interesting things.

We did have a nice weekend.

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I have a crush on a transgender teen and if I was a vampire I'd drink her blood and run 1500 miles to her house everyday to spy on her.

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How young? I'd say go for it except for the fact that it's a teen you're talking about. Make sure at least 18 first.

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_eNdLeSs_MiKe_ wrote:
How young? I'd say go for it except for the fact that it's a teen you're talking about. Make sure at least 18 first.

^This.
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There are a lot more transgender 13 year-olds now than when I would have had to worry about this situation existing in the first place.

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Tell him he's the man of your dreams,

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I'm just now tuning in, how old is he?

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And on a scale of 1 to 10, how hot is he?

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Your babies are going to be adorable.

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Shut up!

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What!? They will be!

I almost never remember dreams and they're never sexy dreams BUT I recently dreamed of sexing a distant friend of a high school friend on the roof of someone's car that was parked in a crowed parking lot.

That probably won't happen. But yours might!

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Lol I wish.

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I'm just going to go ahead and beat Amber to the punch and suggest you take a chance and step it up a bit in regards to getting together with this dude. That's not too much of an age difference (my ex husband was almost ten years older than me), and you should quit worrying about all the particulars. You're never going to have a chance at a fun/good/meaningful/whatever relationship if you always prevent yourself from even trying. You're obviously interested in him. If all you have to lose is a teensy, temporary sense of pride if he's already spoken for, then so what?

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Is that what I do these days? Yell ta Irina about men? haa

How do you plan on finding out if he is spoken for without expressing interest? And why would you look like a fool if you expressed interest and he responded with a "thank you but I'm spoken for?".

All you would do is flatter him, he isn't going to be all "WOW! that Irina is such an idiot taking an interest in me when I am already taken even though she didn't know I was!!" No, he'll just be "ohhh, a girl thinks I am cute! yay!" in his head.

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Noahrm23
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I forgot to pack undear. So I only have 2 pairs...WHo needs em.

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Wash them with you in the shower! They'll probably be dry by your next shower.

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just now, i had to google what 'clamato' is.

Noahrm23
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The devils piss.

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Noahrm23 wrote:
I forgot to pack undear. So I only have 2 pairs...WHo needs em.

An ex of mine stole all of my socks and underwear. "So he'll call me!" I didn't. Lived the next few years without. That'll show her.

I did buy socks though. That's just gross.

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Noahrm23
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I dont think she stole them, but I did have to dry my underwear on a heater vent today.

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I give the finger at the direction of the toilet door when I hear someone's voice that I don't like whilst I'm in the cubicle.

It sort of cheers me up.

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I can picture this.

It is adorably hilarious.

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I imagine Hattie also makes a grumpy face while flipping them off.

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Noahrm23
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I heard my friends having loud drunk sex and just got frustrated and put my head under the pillow. ra

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Lol, probably Irina!

Urgh, Noah, that's terrible. I had to share a room with one of my best friends and her boyfriend after a party a few years ago. (I had my own bed incidentally.) They thought I was asleep but dear god, I was not. Luckily they went to the attic about half way through. KINKY.

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They were not that loud. And they were in another room. I had just gotten up to go pe and the bathroom has two doors, one leading to there room.

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If you're into video games, Noah, you should've yelled in your best Mortal Kombat voice, "FINISH HER!"

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Noahrm23
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They both are into video games. Infact they both would have probably enjoyed that. Ohman

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Whenever I read in bed, I fall asleep while reading. So whenever I say to Pål Martin "I'm gonna go read in bed", he knows he should check up on me after a little while, to put away my book.

Even though this happens every time, I will never stop reading in bed, because it is so comfy.

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When I feel I'm drifting away, I put the bookmark or shut down the kindle and lie lower and just doze off.

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I keep fighting it. "Ohh, I almost slept just now, but HAH! I'm awake now. Let's continue reading. ... Zzz"

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Call my cat stupid again mother fucker. One more fucking time, I dare you.
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whenever i come across a comment i made a long time ago, it still makes me laugh if i were trying to be funny.

i, uh, laugh at my own jokes.

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damien_mayfair wrote:
whenever i come across a comment i made a long time ago, it still makes me laugh if i were trying to be funny.

i, uh, laugh at my own jokes.


Me too. But I usually laugh before the other person gets a chance to laugh with me which is even more embarrassing.
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My fly's been open... all... day.

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Imke wrote:
I keep fighting it. "Ohh, I almost slept just now, but HAH! I'm awake now. Let's continue reading. ... Zzz"

I do the same exact thing.
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Nachos, every day! Dying sounds great, I don't know why people get so upset about it.
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Imke wrote:
I keep fighting it. "Ohh, I almost slept just now, but HAH! I'm awake now. Let's continue reading. ... Zzz"

Do you remember what you read the following day ?
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