Embarassing Admissions & Confessions

I think you should just be applauded for not wearing the same underwear since last Thursday.

My condolences.

you turn the underwear inside out then wear it.

that's what we call 'side b'.

Two weeks ago I projectile vomited onto a power bar that had eight plugins, bringing up nothing but beer, and all as the owner of the power bar was getting me a beer. I got zapped half a dozen times wiping it all off, but managed to clean the power bar, turn my sweater which I used for the cleaning inside out and sit it on a chair, and then sit down looking bored, staring around the room, in time to receive my beer and take a sip of it. And then I said, "Dude, I just puked all over your power bar."

Nightrious doesn't unplug shit before cleaning his vomit off of it.

Yeah, my projectile was nothing but the beer I had just drank. It was called the Devil or something like that and I had started off with a Hades from The Great Divide. It was the best beer I ever had that smelled just as good coming back up.

I realy need a good party now. Not that I want to vomit more that I want to get stupid with my friends, drink beer and wake up not quite sure what just happened.

The most terrible vomit I ever had came on from the one and only time I tried chew. I started puking and had to crawl a couple hundred fet through gravel to get to the bathroom.
That and the night I drawn a bottle of wine with poprocks.

I haven't vomited or got drunk in years.

Well, I did get drunk actually. When I made the all-knowing thread. But it wasn't that bad.

I completely missed that thread. i saw it, and I meant to read it later then I forgot and it fell off the page/out of my mind.

http://chuckpalahniuk.net/forum/1000026/everything-you-ever-wanted-to-kn...

I can actually bump it in the afternoon, when I'm sedated from the surgery.

I just read it, and the bear eating the daughter on the phone with her mother!

That was... really bad.

Also, you made that the day I broke my wrist! Which made me count things up just now.

Which means it has been messed up (still in pain, in fact it bothered me more today than in a week or two) for going on 50 days now.

7 weeks. And it feels the same as week two today.

Probably screwed it up for good or something.

yeah. It really really was.

I mean. I doubt it was any worse than any other mauling/death/being eaten situation. But to be on the phone to her mother...

You should have it checked out, Amber.

I had a dream I had sex with Jim Carrey... in the dream I enjoyed it :s

Dumb and Dumber Jim Carrey or The Number 23 Jim Carrey?

I'd have sex with The Eternal Sunshine Jim Carrey.

This made me laugh.

Also, i haven't vomited in a year and only then it was because i overdid it at this craft beer festival in Galveston and i ate homemade summer sausages and questionable cheese. I told myself i was going to pace myself and find some new beers to drink and not go crazy but i did just the opposite. People gave us their punch cards so we could get any of the free beer they didn't get. Ugh.

Galveston is a long drive and my friend's mom drove us back to town and i woke up and puked in her car (mostly on my best friend) halfway back to town. We stopped at a Whataburger and cleaned it all up and it was drizzling raining and i woke up the next morning not remembering most of it. There was this mini-festival outside of the big festival and i have zero memory of being there but apparently we were there.

It was a pretty horrible experience though. Not half as bad as the year before that when i puked in a cop car but i'm not telling that story here.

I've never seen Jersey Shore lol.

^5

Neither have I, Ritt. And I'm fucking glad.

Best dream ever, right?

I have nopt throw up in a good long time. Atleas not from drinking. Had the spins beyond reason but no vomit. I did make my friend throw up as she shouted to shove my fingers down her throat.

This is funny. I guess there were lots of exaggerated head movements!

aaaaah, the images in my head !

Yeah, thanks a lot, Sarah. ; )

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I agree, Barbara. Edited.

smiley with the tongue out doesn´t really help !

I just remember being ashamed that I was enjoying it so much. I bet he is a creep.

You know that Ace Ventura is a character, yes? Jim Carey's actually a pretty normal dude when he needs to be. Haven't you seen Eternal Sunshine?

Jim Carrey is known as the guy that pulls faces, not as the character from Eternal Sunshine.

To me, Jim Carrey seems anything but normal.

I bet when he's getting down with a hot chick he's like this:

i heard he is severely depressed in real life.

He made that webcam video where he proposed to Emma Stone and yeah it was a joke he said but it was a strange and uncomfortable joke. He does strange things, often his blogs and videos and anything where he's being "himself" seem a bit off. He goofs around loads, so the facade is obviously to hide something he doesn't like about himself. I love Jim Carrey, though. I would be totally pleased about a sex dream with him! Even if he is weird sometimes.

I heard this too. Nice guy from what I hear, How could you not be after playing The Riddler.

Not surprising at all. Most people who are so outwardly funny do it because inside they are very sad. I know this is my story.

Jim Carrey was something of a gypsy. He grew up with a family of roaming Canadian hippies who lived in a hippy van and went around working janitorial jobs, as a family, in one town and then the next. He talks in his Inside the Actor's Studio about holding his broomstick every night and thinking about beating all of his classmates to death with it, but then he would show up at school and just be everyone's comedy. Tracks of My Tears like a motherfucker.

man, now i want to adopt him.

I've never read Bukowski lol.

I don't know any Beatles songs lol.

Except for that one that's like - "Five o' clock, six o'clock, seven o'clock rock! Eight o' clock, nine o'clock, ten o' clock ROCK!"

My Heart Will Go On still makes me cry because I did let go and gave up.

That song makes me really sad because, and this might sound lame, but I had a girlfriend in 2nd grade, and it was secret, and I really liked her, and I think I ended up dumping her for some dumb fucking reason, and I don't know why, and that song was on the radio top 5 countdown every night during that period, and now I always think of her.

I know what you guys mean. This reminds me of my high school boyfriend.

Blind Melon's 'No Rain' makes me think of my first boyfriend, for reasons I don't even know, and also all of The Offspring's album 'Ignition' (because is was our makeout album) and Stairway to Heaven, because I dumped him for wanting to listen to it instead of talk to me on the phone. Which was really bitchy of me.

That was before everything & anything anyone wanted was available at the touch of a button.

Back when I did hair on movies and broadway for the actors, I would always be with them right before they performed, in the middle of their performance, (if there was a quick change off stage, or cut during a scene) and after. That really are normal people just like us, but they always had their guard down with me, because you usually do when someone is messing with your hair. You're making their look for them, human touch is involved, and this relaxes most people. Anyway, I always had a sadness with a lot of them when they left my chair. That are always pretending to be someone one else. (in Character) and OfCourse that is what gets them their money and how they are accepted, by being in character. But, what if they are being their real self? Are they going to be accepted, or is it better to stay in some sort of character? I think that would make you question yourself and harder to be comfortable in your own skin. I always felt a certain sadness for them.