Embarassing Admissions & Confessions
I like this thread. Kudos to the guy or girl that made it!
I was raised in North Alabama,land of rascism,incest,meth,and pregnant teens. I have a thick North Alabama accent and for that reason I don't really talk that much. For example; when I say "yeah" it's drawn out and sounds like, "YEEE-AHHH". It kind of sounds like the kid from Sling Blade but a little deeper. I use very poor grammer with scentences infested with double negatives. "Ain't got no" "Don't do nothing" are some examples of the grammatical rape I commit when I speak. I try talking from my diaphram and correcting this but end up just sounding dumber. I work with a girl from England and I tell her everyday how much I envy the way she speaks.
You shit on these nukkas two times Dr.Dre?
Oh Fo' Sho'!
I used to work at a massive toystore and would steal bags of Haribo and eat them whilst I was working. It was probably a bit cheap of me, but I hated everyone there so much I thought it was my right. They paid fucking tuppence too.
I also had to tally the amount of products i'd sold each day (I worked on commission, which was lousy) and I used to over-exaggerate the figures. If I said I had sold 110, i'd really have sold 95 boxes of whatever. I was essentially stealing my co-workers' commission. I felt guilty about it, but didn't want to lose my job.
Lately, like in the last 6 mos or so, whenever I tell people my feelings about anything really personal, I feel immediately mortified afterwards. I told my best friend recently that I was feeling kind of down, and I was so embarrassed about it that I went home and cried half an hour later.
It's a little bit better when I tell the internet, though.
There is hope, but not for us.
It's a little bit better when I tell the internet, though.
what about Facebook? how does it feel to post it there?
So...We are still going to die. Right?
Not great. Why? What are you insinuating?
There is hope, but not for us.
nothing, just wondering since everyone knows you in facebook. I rarely use it because of it.
So...We are still going to die. Right?
Waaaiiit, we have a member named Hattie????? Does bloodsugar know about this?!
Explain?
I was SnowWhite for years then my account went on hiatus. I thought the next best name to go by was my own.
Your name is Hattie? Like, in real life?
it's a diminutive of Harriet
That's nonsense!
Anything that I ever think is worthy of being posted on here is actually TOO personal. The only thing I can really think of is when I was a senior, someone told me how many questions were on the final, and told me not to tell anyone, and the minute the teacher walked in, like a complete fucktard, I said, "Hey, are there really 100 questions on the test?" I thought I was being funny, but the look on everyone's face, including her's told me I was wrong.
Show some respect! SnowWhite was one of the earliest members of the cult, she pre-dates Brock Landers.
!
She predates me and Mirka!
There is hope, but not for us.
Actually, wouldn't it be Mirka and me?
There is hope, but not for us.
Nahaha, how embarrassing!
I would have gone with 'myself', but as an object, it wouldn't be I.
It would be a blatant ripoff of "Mrs. Frisby and the Rats of NIHM," because that book is bombin'.
There is hope, but not for us.
Actual Conversation Breaking Into a Pointless Announcement:
*work, back room, night shift, grocery store*
Fiend: You'll have Tyler and me do the forth aisle?
Bobby (manager): Tyler and I, you mean, Mr. Grammatically Incorrect?
(this because I said some days ago that Snow Patrol's songs were all grammatically incorrect)
Fiend: No, no, I was right. Tyler and me, because we aren't the subject of that sentence, you were.
Bobby: Huh?
Fiend: See, it's like this. Tyler and I fucked your mother. But if I were to start that sentence with your mom as the subject, it would be: Your mom fucked Tyler and me.
Hattie is our Snow! I knew it! W00T! Most excellent! SnowWhite ruled! Hi! Remember me? I came back, tooooo!
We just need Ruby now....
(Summon: Ruby)
This is why we can't have nice things.
I wanna work at a Borders.
It's really not THAT horrible. People suck though and it's boring,but that goes with just about any job.
You shit on these nukkas two times Dr.Dre?
Oh Fo' Sho'!
I had to deal with stuff like that at the movie theater and walmart, though. So it probably wouldn't be that bad. I mean, jobs like that always suck. Book discounts would be worth it though.
Five finger discount is the best! 
But yeah,Sixonthedot is right but I've worked for Wal-mart too(got fired) and Borders is a cake job compared to that. Food service jobs are the worst! Hands down! I'll take a job shovelling shit before I do food service again.
You shit on these nukkas two times Dr.Dre?
Oh Fo' Sho'!
I stole a car when I was 14. Who says delinquents can't be successful?
“if you want to be a bird,” you said once, “with colorful plumage and buoyant trills, you must also be ready for hollow bones."
Fuckin' Ay, the coolest thing I stole at 14 was a portable CD player. 
it was a proud moment.
“if you want to be a bird,” you said once, “with colorful plumage and buoyant trills, you must also be ready for hollow bones."
I stole the hearts and minds of amerika.
Ha, I lost my virginity at 14! Coach bought me a new glove afterward.
Having done both, I would go back to the elephants in a second.
This is why we can't have nice things.
Those commercials where the guy pays for things with a shitton of pennies make me so uncomfortable that I have to mute the TV and stare at my computer until it's over.
If I find what I want to do for a living, and it's possible, I want to be a Doctor.
That's not embarrassing, just a confession.
With the recent passing of summer and highschool graduations and now schools starting again, I'm annoyed with youthful ambition. I drive a sibling and her friends to school sometimes and hear comments such as "I don't want to be 25 and making 8 dollars an hour" " I don't want to flip burgers"...blah blah. So,being that they're teeneaged girls(not to mention,nothing special,typical,and stupid as fuck) and their whole lives and future are wide open to posibilities. I'd like to have a crystal and show them their futures!
"See there,that's your husband,he will not find you attractive when you turn thirty,oh and see that kid,yeah he made you fat,he'll also commit you to a nursing home a little later,yeah,that job you went to school for,you quit to be a wife and mommy"...and more depressing revelations. Then ask them if they're still interested in living.
Sorry,I'm getting older and more bitter...
You shit on these nukkas two times Dr.Dre?
Oh Fo' Sho'!
I am a fan of the Bravo Housewives series.
I am a foolish fool and I like it.
This is why we can't have nice things.
I really wanted to work at Borders until I heard how shitty the job is.
You're a brighter little soul than all of the jaded people here. Never take them seriously. NEVER.
My very first post was in one of these embarrassing confessions threads. I couldn't tell you which one or if it's even still around. It was 2004.
All jobs are shitty, Techni. Otherwise they wouldn't have to pay you to do them.
This is why we can't have nice things.
Every time I need a job - I apply to Barnes and Noble. They never hire me. I honestly think it's because I'm over qualified. But seriously - every time I go in there, those people can't help me with anything. It's ridiculous that they get hired over me. I've probably applied there at least 10 times. I'm done trying.
That's a good point.
You're a brighter little soul than all of the jaded people here. Never take them seriously. NEVER.
I just imagine you kicking over a chair at the end of this and walking out of the room.
I would - if I ever got an interview... but they file my application right into the garbage can apparently. lol
Why don't you apply to be the manager if you're overqualified?
Z, waht are you talking about?
Fano, this has "embarrassing" in the title, so clearly it's a completely different thread from yours!
this one was made first, anyway. Talk about embarrassing, fano!
Brentinlouis Wrote: What was that rule about being intentionally annoying?
V_V I have been shamed!
"Buy" him ice cream?